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David Baumiller

@apolloyorp.bsky.social
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David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Russell's captcha
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BBW? yes
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David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Real Thing Angeldust King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime
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David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Undertow Aenima Lateralus
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i was attacked for radiohead opinions
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Wind turbines and solar panels don't care who controls the Strait of Hormuz
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FreeCandy @freecandy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
#PensIn7
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
HANGAR 18 probably would have already showed up in my mentions are flooded with that lol
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
it's 2026. shouldn't we also have womentalists
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David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hold, you fuckers. HOLD!
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been startled just a moment before biting into a big fully dressed hot dog. Journalists who may have reflexively squeezed the bun and sent the sausage sailing across the room into the delicate champagne tower
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/04/2026
Just FYI there’s an account on here called @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social (with over 200k followers) that is posting a bunch of AI slop (including a “Saturn polar hexagon” with 8 sides) and claiming it’s NASA imagery. If you see anything posted by them, it’s likely fake.
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
the answer was cheese
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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JosABats @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Revive The Pensblog for this Flyera Pens series
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David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
For the life of me, I can't believe this wasn't the end. A thread.
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Willow 💧 @willowmlp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/04/2026
During this incredible, unifying moment of inspiring international cooperation and spectacular technological achievement, I would really appreciate it if the US president would stop threatening to murder an entire country with bombs.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
every day i wake up and hulk hogan is dead
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
goddamn interview with Matt Hardy also happy birthday and welcome to the firing squad with me getting mad, bitching, breathing, apologizing
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Byron Noem this, Byron Noem that…if I’m Kristi I’d be byron my husband some big tits and suckin on them thangs, noem sayin?
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️
The planet Jupiter with its cloud bands seen in shades of pink, rusty red, blue, and purple. The Great Red Spot is a deep navy blue, surrounded by bands and swirls of pink, and light blue.Hubble's ultraviolet view of Jupiter shows the planet in hues of pink and blue.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 31/03/2026
Today is Trans Day of Visibility.
Trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have always been here — from the hijra of India to the Diné nádleehi to the leaders who built the modern LGBTQIA+ movement here in New York.
Your existence is not up for debate. Your lives are not a political issue.
We're fighting for a city where every trans New Yorker can live openly, safely, and with joy.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! This is the day that trans people disable their cloaking devices for 24 full hours! Good to see you, gang
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David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We've officially reached "our pets heads are falling off" territory with the Pittsburgh Penguins
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
MENSA stands for MEN of SomethingAwful
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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
They finally got his cowboy ass
Collection of characters from the ultimate showdown
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
great song to me is I don’t think they care, which is a Neo-Nazi #DuckDynasty
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
who was the first person to see a frozen lake and be like “get me my sharpest shoes”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
To all of our supporters, donors, and volunteers, I can’t thank you enough. You are the reason we came so far and defied every expectation. Get some rest. We’ll get back to work in the morning. And as always, Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.
Heater makes biscuits on an orange blanket. She knows tonight was disappointing, even devastating. But she also knows that the future is bright if we believe it to be so.
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David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I have an Excel joke it's really good most people rate it Oct 10
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👻 Saavik ‘Spooky Season’ Ford 🎃 @saavikford.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I have a black hole joke but I’m not sure you’d get anything out of it
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Diane @pricklypear23.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Find a No Kings event near you and join with millions across the nation on March 28 to say Hello No to this regime.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
where’s my money 😔
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
they're calling the charlie kirk nickel the neckel
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
god damnit john popper falling through a window headfirst for $20
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
*RIC FLAIR VOICE* STOVE TOP OF MY CHICKEN FAJITAS FUCK YOU CHILIS
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I know there's still some stuff I'd heard in awhile lol
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
thinking of boobs wow life is worth living
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Just passed a weed store named FlynnStoned and I don’t know what to do with my anger
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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam · 26/02/2026
mr president, you look strong and powerful and important every time you do exactly what zohran mamdani suggests. all of the cool and popular people are saying this
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David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
For some weird reason, "I took my wife and kids with me to the p*do island for lunch" just isn't sitting right with me
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
if you vote for gavin newsom over aoc you are a racist and a sexist
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
this was a joke. you'd be racist to vote for gavin newsom no matter who he's running against
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David Baumiller @apolloyorp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Me talking to Bad Bunny last Saturday: "Oh you say you love the Western Hemisphere? Name every country between Longitudes 20° W and 160° E!"
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