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Allyson Parker-Lauck

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Imagine calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti “domestic terrorists” and calling immigrants “animals” then turning around and telling people they are the ones who need to “tone down their rhetoric.”
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Please stop “Not All-ing” this. Not all Republicans are Nazis, but nearly all Nazis are Republicans. Not all men are rapists, but nearly all rapists are men. You get the point, so let’s own this. 1/2
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laucktser.bsky.social @laucktser.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Is he dead yet? 🤞
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#Anchorage #Alaska #NoKings
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Huge crowd in #Anchorage #Alaska. When you periodically ask the entire crowd to shift 10’ to the right so the people in the street can fit into the park, you’ve got a turnout!!!
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Some can feel the heat from a hot stove and avoid it altogether. Some need to touch it to be sure. Some will keep their hand on the stove and get singed before admitting it was hot. Some would rather burn to death than admit it. Trump is down to the last group.
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wow wow wow.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/02/2026
Trump posted a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as apes and his excuse for this is that it's a riff on The Lion King, a movie that does not feature any apes. Somehow this was a one-day story and we've already moved on.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Pam learned from the best(WORST)!
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Very important info!!!
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Precisely. Never thought I’d consider Charles courageous.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
USAID fraud - no arrests Medicare fraud - no arrests Social security fraud - no arrests Election fraud - no arrests If MAGA didn’t have the collective IQ of a moldy peanut butter sandwich, they’d realize they were being scammed by now.
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Wow.
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Chad Watts, the MAGA douchebag who attacked the young kids protesting in Buda, TX was found. He shaved his Hitler haircut to try and avoid recognition! Anyone with additional evidence, info or witness statements is urged to contact Hays County dispatch at 512-393-7896. www.ksat.com/news/local/2...
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A grown ass man leaves his truck in the middle of the road to beat up kids for protesting ice. Good on you kiddos for defending yourselves!!!
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This judge must have been seeing red when writing this.
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is who they are terrorizing.
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 27/01/2026
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Chris @chris-hhh.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Thank you @atrupar.com for everything you endure each day to keep us informed. You’re a national treasure.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I think a good strategy for your non-leftist social media presence (ie everywhere but here) is to give this photo - the remains of Danish soldiers returning in coffins after being killed in America's war in Afghanistan - as wide an audience as possible. Remind people who we're betraying
Three coffins wrapped in Danish flags are carried by 4-6 soldiers each; a cargo aircraft is in the background
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I told my husband this morning she was going to do this. The flatterers who stroke his fragile ego and let him get away with anything and everything have taught him to keep doing whatever he wants. There are never any consequences, to the contrary, he’s rewarded. I’m so disgusted.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 22/12/2025
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I have something to say about the Charlie Kirk murder. youtu.be/LyPdCw5Hcr0?...
youtu.be
KIRK 48 hours later
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
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Jen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Dem need to introduce impeachment of RFK in House. Let Rs and Trump defend this monster.
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Gina @nanagina.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 24/07/2025
Here are my top 10 senior zoomies!
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"Sadness is like a little bit of an emotional death but not a defeat if you can find a way to laugh about it. Because that laughter keeps you from having fear of it, and fear is the thing that keeps you turning to evil devices to save you from the sadness." -- Stephen Colbert
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Talk about The Wire, Sopranos, Game of Thrones all you want, but the greatest US television program ever made is Sesame Street. It's not even close. 50+ years of treating kids across class, ethnicity, religion not as mini-consumers...but as citizens with a stake in this world.
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 17/07/2025
We’re at the Nuremberg trials, and he starts playing the kazoo believing we’ll look away.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
So glad we all get to experience the Most Ironic Independence Day In American History.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Really proud of this piece,,, it’s something I’ve never done before and out some really TIME and thought into something real important. www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
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Why Flavor Flav says the US must ban firearms now | Opinion
The lack of U.S. gun laws has created a violence epidemic unlike anywhere else on Earth. This is domestic errorism
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The next Democratic president can just impound the billions of extra ICE funding on day one, right? Withhold it without any explanation? Since that’s a thing presidents can do now?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 02/07/2025
I won’t be able to afford my health insurance premiums because of ACA cuts—but hey, no sales tax on gun silencers. Fair trade off. Are you fucking kidding me⁉️ #VoteHellNo
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
This is Nick Begich (R-Alaska). If he votes for the bill, 37,000 of his constituents lose access to their healthcare. 27,000 of his constituents lose access to their food assistance. 578 energy jobs in his district will disappear.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it? You’re kidding.
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hey, Supposed Christians, Any city you live in should be a sanctuary city. The whole effin’ point of Jesus’ teachings was to love the poor, the sick, the hungry, the foreigner. You can’t celebrate or abide violence against the least of these and still try to claim you’re a Christian. Choose.
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Anchorage!
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Chris Van Hollen flying down to El Salvador and refusing to leave until he got in a room with Kilmar Abrego Garcia blows up every other “well what do you expect them to do?” defense for elected Democrats
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Canadian Resistance 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @cdnresistance.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
There should be no nonessential travel to the United States. Tourism dollars are better spent here in Canada or in a friendly country where the rule of law is respected.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
This is what happens when too many people would rather hurt others than help themselves. Literally nobody in America is benefitting from this.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Ya don’t say??
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This is art. 🤗
Sharing an excerpt of facebook screenshot of Amanda Gailey:

As someone who uses Signal every day, I need to explain how totally committed to being an absolute dumbass multiple people had to be in order for this security leak to happen.
Okay, so in Signal if you want to talk to multiple people you have to create a group and give it a name, for example "JD Vance Humps His Couch." You then add people from your contacts to the group.  If you are a competent user of Signal, you can then restrict the permissions so that only designated admins can add people. If you are an absolute dipshit whose only job qualification is pwning the libs on Twitter, you would create a group about war plans and not know about or activate this functionality.
If you are in a group and are allowed to add members, either because you are an admin or because the admin was raised on lead paint milkshakes, you then must do the following to add someone:
Click on "JD Vance Humps His Couch"
Scroll down to "Add Members."
Select one or more people from your phone's contact list.
Click "Update"
Confirm that yes, you want to add that member.
This is impossible to do accidentally. 
Then, once you have gone through the multi-step process of adding a member, an announcement appears on the screen for literally everyone in the group to see: "JD Vance Has Added Chairry to the Group." This sentence is a line in a single-stream text thread and if anyone is reading their messages they cannot miss it. (If they are not reading their messages, one might wonder why they have been included on the chat to begin with.)
At this point, anyone can say in the chat or privately, Hey JD, why are you adding the bedroom-eyed plush chair from Pee-Wee's Playhouse to our chat about your upholstery problem?
Yet nobody in the war bro chat said a thing about the new member added to the group.
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Great turn out for the #emptychairalaska town hall. #doormatdan #chickennick
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Allyson Parker-Lauck @aplauck.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Mark Kelly gets messaging. Senators, this is how you do it.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Interracial marriage did not cross 50% approval in the US until 1996, when I was 30 years old. Good political messaging drives opinion, it doesn't follow it.
Screen grab of Twitter post my pundit Matt Yglesias saying that California governor Newsom is not only correct on merit to oppose trans athletes, but that it's bizarre to see the Democratic party line up on an issue that is opposed 70-30.
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