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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

COVID and flu shots done Because vaccination works

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's October 5th, the temperature outside is 46° and I'm wearing a flannel for the first time this season. Life is good

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

HE'S DOING THE WAFFLES DISCOURSE PROPERLY

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can confirm, did order food in German a few times this week. I appreciate the patience of all the wait staff with my broken German and "können wir mit Karte bezahlen?"

Duolingo level 30 - I can order food in German!

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I for one am ready to join the papal brigades in the fight against the machines

A Union Army rifleman in the American War Between the States (because there was nothing civil about it)

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hear you on the "catching flights not feelings" thing. But 3+ years in, I'm quite happy catching flights *and* feelings with this smokeshow

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Apparently "doing crimes" isn't a management decision

A computer cannot be held accountable therefore a computer must never make a management decision

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am so hip with the times that I listened to the emo Wendy's album while driving home today and it was all bangers.

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Celebrating Justin Verlander's retirement by googling Kate Upton for old time's sake. My type is generally snarky brunettes, but I get nostalgic sometimes

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Breaking out my new Doing Things pants for today's busy schedule of Doing Things

My legs in Ranger green Crye pants with black kneepads

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

RIGHT ON CUE go home Jill, nobody asked you

Jill Stein making her periodic appearance to annoyingly shit on the Democratic party

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's no secret that "military grade" or "milspec" generally means "built by the lowest bidder." Our stuff is generally adequate, but there are very few *perfect* things that we're issued. And then there's the MRE spoon. Far and away the best piece of plasticware ever created by anyone ever

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Threw that one to the right because I got lazy. Unacceptable. (I know there's one above the preferred area as well, but a bullet there still leads to a *very* bad day) I did manage the fastest 1-reload-1 of my range group and second fastest overall though (4.97 seconds, not bad for combat kit)

Cardboard silhouette target with most of the holes in the A zone

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sexy dads in my area want to know where I put my toothbrush in this mess this morning. Ok, it's only one sexy dad. And he's me

My wall locker at the military training I'm attending this week

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So, this just flew over my house. Don't think I've seen one airborne before

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

RS with your home river: While I could claim the Mississippi or the Chadakoin and make a decent claim on the Ohio, the Great Miami is the current home river

The Great Miami River through Miamisburg

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Somehow I suspect he doesn't have anything to say about this

Instagram post of an American soldier carrying a simulated rifle made of white Monster energy cans, walking next to a Romanian soldier at a joint event

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Rocky says hi from the rear window

Rocky hanging out the window, as seen in the rear view mirror

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It seems that someone at DuckDuckGo is a Western Michigan fan. Or at least an Ohio State fan.

Duck Duck Go search results for Michigan football score showing a final score of Western Michigan 12, Michigan 7

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

To give you an idea what it's doing out there, this is what's happening to the storm drains in the parking garage at work

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I admit to being a bit of a Winkel Tripel fan myself, but the Equal Earth looks like a good projection. xkcd.com/977/

Xkcd map projections comic. The Mercator sucks.

https://xkcd.com/977/

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Saw Coyote vs. Acme today. Loved it.

Coyote vs Acme. Coyote holds a sign that says "Acme sucks" as his lawyer looks on

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

In historical accounts of battles, the dagger generally denotes someone killed in the battle, like this Wikipedia excerpt from Little Bighorn:

General Custer was killed at Little Bighorn and has a dagger next to his name in the Wikipedia article.

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Rocky got a good Pawgress report at daycare 😁 (This is a big deal because he's been working on reactivity and he failed his assessment for group play at daycare last week)