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Jillian David

@jilliandavid.bsky.social
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Romance author. Drafts quickly, edits slowly. Rural FP/Ob. Specializes in chocolate. Runs trails. Advocate: all healthcare options for each person. *my opinions only -- NOT MEDICAL/PROFESSIONAL ADVICE* Newsletter, books: linktr.ee/JillianDavid

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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I get an 10-paragraph long email from "a famous book club" gushing about the first 2 chapters (interestingly found as the free sample on Amazon) of my book, and in the letter they verbatim regurgitate lines of my prose back to me with massive effusive praise, that's a big ol' scam, right?
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Adulting achievement unlocked: Flu booster + COVID booster = ✅ 💪 And YOU BETCHA my TDaP and MMR boosters were already on board.
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt is breathtakingly stupid, and even when confronted with his embarrassing mistake that he thought a *gotcha* he still doubles down on it. Dude, do you not understand which league is in playoffs in FEBRUARY? It's not NBA, you absolute doorknob. I don't watch sports, and even I know that!
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's such a weird thing on my day off, in the middle of editing a MS, get a call from hospital about an urgent patient issue, log into the EMR to place orders, call specialists to set up consultations, call patient, then just...go back to editing? No wonder why my creative brain gives up at times.
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Caleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MAKE ART! MAKE BAD ART! BAD ART IS BETTER THAN AI ART! YOUR WORST IS STILL BETTER THAN THE SLOP!
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Rachel Grant/R.S. Grant @rachelgrant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Evidence: Under Fire series sale! Pricing is weird at B&N but the other vendors are showing the right price. Buy now: geni.us/E-UnderFire
Into the Storm cover with $2.99 price and tagline: they must set aside distrust and betrayal to defeat a deadly enemy in the wild.
Trust Me cover with $0.99 price and tagline: Abducted then rescued, she returns home to find the danger has only just begun.
Don't Look Back cover with $2.99 price and tagline: Travel to Malta with an art historian seeking the truth her father has been hiding for decades.
False Flag cover with preorder price $5.99 and tagline: An archaeologist risks everything to stop a disinformation podcaster from using his influence to incite violence.
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
naw, dude, you chose to travel on a shitty, malfunctioning plane
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Image of an atomic bomb going off, which reproduces approximately 1/10th of what I'm feeling in my uterus right now.

text reads: "Me: Yay, I think I might be in full menopause! It's been so many months....    Ovaries: Hold up, I have a real fun surprise for you *punches me in the uterus until I exsanguinate* Enjoy!"
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh look, even more corruption from the narcissistic briber-in-chief
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Melvin 🍁the 🍊💩hating cat -💙🦋🐧-my human is not a fan either . 🇨🇦💙🦋 @vespavixen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@penguin20212.bsky.social @chickgonebad.bsky.social
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/09/2026
honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or care
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UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yep
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And yet I would very much like to pet the murder floof
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think what is particularly stunning is how literally everything he touches turns to complete shite. Everything. Yet he somehow makes money doing it. He is the very definition of a mediocre dude "failing up" because he has a big mouth attached to his empty head and some swagger without substance.
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd go out and buy this book just based on this review, but like any intelligent reader who loves well-written romantic suspense books and who scared to objectively examine the ramifications of colonialism ... I've already read this absolute banger of a book! Smart readers read Rachel Grant!!
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder that open enrollment for insurance is coming up this year. Don't forget: "Medicare Advantage" IS. NOT. MEDICARE. (it's also called: "Medicare Part C" which is confusing) Don't let slick ads/snazzy flyers fool you. Avoid MA plans like your life depends on it. Bc it does. 1
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anyone else playing whack-a-mole deleting spam on their contact form or blog posts, because whew the past few weeks the spam comments have definitely spiked.
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 24/02/2024
I’m old enough to remember when we all agreed nazis were bad
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Post a food from your childhood that you feel nostalgic for even though it was absolutely terrible. I can literally feel the grit and taste the berry milk
Cereal box of Franken Berry cereal which is made up of crunchy ghosts that are an unnatural pink with some gritty marshmallow bats mixed in. After about 3 minutes, the milk in your bowl turns a bizarre pink and tastes like too-sweet berries. It's bizarre and oddly enough, now I want some.

Tastes best if eaten while you are wearing Wonder Woman Underoos, tucked into your Strawberry Shortcake sleeping bag, and sitting about 6 inches from the TV screen -- while watching the Smurfs.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Literally
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026
Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Jeremy Berg @jeremymberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My quote of the day George W. Bush
These acts of violence against innocents violate the fundamental tenets of the Islamic faith.  And it's important for my fellow Americans to understand that.
     The English translation is not as eloquent as the original Arabic, but let me quote from the Koran, itself:  In the long run, evil in the extreme will be the end of those who do evil.  For that they rejected the signs of Allah and held them up to ridicule.
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pardon the correction, but I believe the medical term for this condition is: "premature evacuation"
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
roger dodger, I'm in! *pulls on comfy clothes, grabs a blanket, loads up Kindle filled with spicy reads*
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Anyone want to purchase tickets to the GOP convention? The price has been lowered to FREE due to terrible ticket sales. It would be an absolute shame if folks signed up but weren't able to attend. I mean, taking out the trash or dusting the bookshelves or cuddles with the cat may take precedence.
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rusty54.bsky.social @rusty54.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The number of newsletters by people who are otherwise not terrible that stay on substack and help them pay Nazis is astonishing.
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"If you see these kinds of cars, there's a good chance this event is going to turn" WHAT THE ILLEGAL SURVEILLANCE PROFILING HELL IS THIS?
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The bigger question is: Will he be held liable for the harm his lies have caused many babies and their families?
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My cat snoring? 🥹 My husband snoring? ☠
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What’s funny about his new hair color is that he’s in the Epstein files more than anyone else
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Federal minimum wage in: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 2022: $7.25 2023: $7.25 2024: $7.25 2025: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
More of the same stupidity, I see
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FED UP! @val.sheshed.rocks · 04/09/2026
“Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That’s their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.” ~ Gloria Steinem
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
that tracks
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There are a few times in my life where I see a passage of prose so beautiful, with words so perfectly strung together, I cannot help but be intensely jealous that I didn't write it.
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Tasha @toshyou.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Having grown up in the Smokies, I can say that everyone there has a "Dolly story" of how she impacted their life positively. First it was scholarships for every Sevier County HS graduate, then it was books for every child in the region, then it was books for kids all over the country, and then ...
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
goddammit, that was not the obit we had wished for, not by a long shot
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Someone asked if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn," bonito the collapse of civilization.
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm going to have to purge the em dash aren't I? They're running stuff through AI detectors that believe em dashes = AI? My carpal tunnel and back would like to make a comment. Also, the MS I just drafted? Do you even know how many em dashes I used -- it's literally how I think & express myself. JFC
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
this pudknocker is just pretending to be this stupid, for likes...right? right??!? No way he's this ignorant for real.
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
REMEMBER: They all knew.
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Over the past week I have been quietly drafting Yukon Valley #5 and I am so excited to say THE FIRST DRAFT IS COMPLETED!!! It's always such a relief to reach that step! Now, over to soak my brain in epsom salts because I cannot form words or think right now....
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This guy seems to be misled a lot
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When I am on deadline or have too much in my non-writing life, I have repeated dreams where I'm packing for a trip but I cannot pack everything I need or collect everything to pack in time for the trip. Anyway, apropos of not much, my last two hours of sleep were exhausting. Lots of packing.
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Readers, after waiting 12 months for my new book and finding typos that somehow evaded 3 passes by me + 2 passes by editor + 2 copyedit/proofing passes. (WTH, seriously, how?) Yup, definitely written by a human.
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