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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES

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Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles official BlueSky account! Find us on Bandcamp: noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.… And streaming in most of your favourite terrestrial music broadcasters!

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/09/2026
What are you doing Saturday night? If your idea of a good time is staying home and watching two old dudes talk about art and music, we are streaming my sold-out event with Martin Atkins live from the Museum of Post Punk & Industrial Music in Chicago! Tix:
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PPIM Virtual: Rob Sheridan in Conversation w/ Martin Atkins
Join us online for an intimate chat with Rob Sheridan
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THEY ARE COMING FOR US ALL.
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Antlers Teeth Claws @gravewriter71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heads up any authors using Amazon KDP for print copies/author copies: they just fucked me. I put in a print run order Aug 31 to arrive this week in time for booked fall events. Without any explanation they suddenly changed arrival date to Oct 17, too late for 2 events. No option to add rush shipping
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICE-Gestapo killers shot and injured a DoorDash delivery driver in Texas whilst he was doing his job. I’ll say it again, they aren’t agents, they are terrorists.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: G.G. ALLIN WILL NOT BE OPENING FOR ED SHEERAN #FreePalestine #EdSheeranIsACoward
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WE HAVE BEE…DAMNIT *voice modulator on* We have been listening to Danzig’s first four or so albums, and we had forgotten how much we liked them. Many good songs to be found; Under Her Black Wings, Devil’s Plaything, Twist of Cain, Let It Be Captured/Cantspeak, and, of course, Mother.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?
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The Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract shows
The Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/09/2026
Elsewhere on Bluesky folks are noting that The Kids These Days aren't much into Douglas Adams. As someone who is much into Douglas Adams (and in fact wrote an intro to new edition of his works) allow me to remind folks that it's not actually surprising when The Kids aren't into decades-old stuff.
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OR POLYARMERY, WHICH WE, BEING A NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES, HAVE IN ABUNDANCE #SpacePuns #JustLikeNormalPunsButWithSPACE
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 03/09/2026
Yet another way AI is ruining the internet: online shopping
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*voice modulator on* Even gazing at it from where we are, the lunar eclipse is lovely this evening 😍😍😍 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
AURAL COSMONAUTS, YOUR DEATH GODS ARE HUNGRY, AND ARE REAPING THE BEST OF YOU. WHILE WE ARE BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND ATTACHMENT TO LIFE, WE VERY MUCH UNDERSTAND LOSS. THE LOSS OF DOLLY PARTON AND THE LOSS OF TIM CURRY WILL REVERBERATE ACROSS THE COSMOS. WE SHARE IN YOUR PAIN AND IN YOUR GRIEF.
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Rusted Gear Records @rustedgearrecs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
RIP to the other member of ZZ Top that was also in a fake version of The Zombies that did live touring of the USA in the 1960s. If I had a nickel for every time one of the members of ZZ Top that used to be a member of the fake Zombies passed away, I would have two nickels, etc. etc.
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Studio days part 3: #NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles #NEMEAT #recording #frippertronics #music
The photo is a collage of six photos, laid out in a grid of 2 across and 3 down. The upper left corner photo is in color, and is of a small guitar combo amplifier with two different microphones in front of it. The upper right corner photo is black and white, and shows two cases, one white and one black, the black one having two stickers on, and the white one with text reading “fat head II-sp ribbon microphone” The middle left photo is black and white, with red also showing in places, and is very blurry, but is of 5 guitar effects pedals on a carpeted floor. The LED indictors for all 5 pedals are on, and glowing red. The middle right photo is color, and is the back of a Silverburst painted electric guitar, with several stickers on. A yellow sticker has red text reading “make things, make noise” on; a black sticker has red and white text reading “ok doomer” with only the first ‘o’ in ok is red, and the reader of the test white. There is a Keith Haring Skateboarder sticker, and two other stickers that are unidentified  The lower left corner photo is in color, and is of an ashtray with ashes and discarded ends of cannabis prerolls, with one preroll partially smoked and resting in the ashtray grooves, and an empty plastic water bottle, both sitting on top of a piece of music equipment with many knobs. The lower right photo is back and white, and is two flat computer monitors in front of curtains, with the monitors showing the waveform window and the mixer window of some recording software.
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Studio days part 2:
The color photo shows a brown carpet floor; electronics cables, some grey, some black; part of a Yamaha dx-7 synthesizer, cut off by the frame at an angle; as well as an unidentifiable piece of electronics, in a large, black box, with some knobs sticking out on one side; and a piece of white tape, with the words “chorus + flange work, double and delay do NOT work” written on the tape in black marker with fairly illegible handwriting. This box is also at an angle and cut off by the frame of the photo
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Studio days part 1:
The photo is black and white, and shows many music patch cables on the left, guitar effects pedals cut off by the frame at the top, and an empty reel-to-reel tape reel in the center foreground. All of this appears to be on a black wire rack shelf, along with other, unidentifiable, music gear and plastic cases.
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🎯
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I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bandcamp.com · 08/08/2026
Longer version www.youtube.com/watch?v=sup1... bsky.app/profile/harf...
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Where'd The Cheese Go? (Live)
YouTube video by Ween - Topic
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
SAD TIDINGS, INDEED HAVE A GRAND COSMIC VOYAGE, WILLIAM ORBIT
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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yes, YouTube’s audio codec is trash, but when I’m watching music videos I feel that the experience more akin to listening to over the air radio in your car in the 80s - We weren’t going for great audio, we were going for a vibe. I still am
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! As you well know, we have released a new ultralong play album, named Motion. (1 of 4)
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Motion Album Download - Google Drive
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Josh Mayfield @bean525.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com
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Star Trek Title Card Generator
Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
WE KNOW THAT RINGO WROTE OCTOPUS’S GARDEN, BUT PAUL WROTE ELEANOR RIGBY
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Can confirm.
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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’m on a #StarTrek #Enterprise rewatch, as I recently got the original release DVDs for all four seasons As always, Phlox is a gem 😍😍😍 Everyone mentions T’Pol’s appearance, but I love her because she’s a sass machine, just like Spock and Tuvok! Vorik gets the airlock. Also: there’s a beagle!
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Today’s musical conundrum: How do I play the sound of silent chromatophores? #chromatophores #cephalopods #SilentSoundsMadeReal
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Age verification? We are from OUTSIDE. We have seen galaxies flare into existence, and slowly explode into black holes; we have danced ‘round the Antares Maelstrom, and we have traveled the entire ‘verse; all before the first amino acids leered at one another in your primordial goulash.
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Catherine @shadowdogdesigns.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
#Antique Watches, Cameras, and Medical Equipment Morph Into Meticulous #Steampunk #Spiders by Peter Szucsy #art More information and photos of his amazing art are found here: www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/11/pete...
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Miss Machete, Pumpkin Spice Cannibal @miss-machete.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
So, you can kind of see where Herbie from The Love Bug (1968) and Christine from the film Christine (1983), is a transfem allegory with sentient cars- Everyone at my Super Bowl party:😐
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! Our avatar on Earth/Terra/Sol III is in distress, and needs succor. Here is his post: #AuralCosmonauts #SuccorInEvilTimes
The photo is black text in a white background, that states:

Hello there, friends out in InternetLand. 

I’m really not ok, and my therapist keeps wanting me to reach out, so I’m trying. 

Autistic burnout, depression, anxiety, and chronic pain, as well as the airborn illnesses rampant in OK, are causing me to be a shut in and to not connect with folx, and are not allowing me to mute the constant unaliving litany that lives in my brainpan. I’m having issues talking about what is harming me, as everyone I know is ALSO not ok. Plus, everything going on in the US and the world. And and and. 

So please, let me know how may help you, if I can. I don’t have much, but I’ll do what I can. It helps me to help, especially when I cannot help myself. 

There is so much more, but I don’t want to flood your timelines. If you are interested in knowing the extent of things, ask me, please, and I’ll tell you.

Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. 

That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
We absolutely love this!!!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
IDEAS FOR FILMS: (voice modulator ON) What if you cast ALL of the Skarsgårds and ALL of the Gleasons in a later in life, homosexual Brady Bunch reboot? We would watch that.
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
As a similar, but non-terrestrial, assemblage/conglomerate/association, we are fairly certain that it is BOTH.
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
WE HOWLED WITH LAUGHTER AT “I EAT SEASONAL DEPRESSION AND SHIT RANKIN BASS SPECIALS!!!” Whoops! The voice modulator was off again, aural cosmonauts! It is too late now, but we hope that there was no lasting damage done to your psyches!
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Boosting the signal for an awesome author!
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
We have just read that the drone band EARTH are not aligned with being Good People, unlike our aural cosmonauts! EARTH refused to play their set at a venue in Italy that has a Palestine flag hanging next to the stage, unless the flag was removed. The venue, TPO in Bologna, refused. Good for TPO!!!
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
When people mention assless chaps, I'm never sure if they're talking about the clothing or the English.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Well, the United States has always been a government by and for cis, straight, white, generally Xtian, men, and with a of history violence and bloodshed, most of which was occluded from common view by that same government. So your post was at best culturally amnesiac, and possibly actively bigoted.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is excellent
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Sleeping Village Reviews @sleepingvillage.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Shoutout to everyone out there making music, making art, and otherwise being creative. Much love and respect.
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