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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

GREETINGS AND SQUIDUTATIONS, AURAL COSMONAUTS! Today, 10.02.2026, or 2.10.2026, or *screeching noise* is Bandcamp Friday! Please go buy our albums, if you have not previously! noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com/music

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Non Euclidean Mass Of Eyes And Tentacles

From OUTside space and time comes the joyous occasion of Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles! Aaggllanomm & Zolathrastok!!!

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is our official campaign goal going forward. 😏

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Janny Wurts @jannywurts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Attention: I got an email today offering for sale the CONTACT INFORMATION, PHONE, ADDRESS, BUSINESS INFO - everything for the entire LIST of attendees for the 2026 World Fantasy Convention. Very ugly - did that list get hacked from the convention? I did fwd the email to writerbeware.

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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Couldn’t anything be simple, just for once?

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Antlers Teeth Claws @gravewriter71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Never thought I'd see state of FL doing ANYTHING helpful to humanity under DeathSantis' regime. This could be fun.

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Antlers Teeth Claws @gravewriter71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

HIGHLY recommended & one of my comfort series reads. Especially good if you're dealing with grief.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera

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Antlers Teeth Claws @gravewriter71.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Masking should be MANDATORY in any healthcare facility for absolutely everyone. There is no excuse not to.

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Calling 988 is supposed to be helpful, yes? Not more frustrating because everyone you speak to is religious and does not like being asked questions by a confused AuDHD person? Well, I was just hung up on by the suicide hotline for asking questions and being upset when the other person assumes things

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Antlers Teeth Claws @gravewriter71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Heads up any authors using Amazon KDP for print copies/author copies: they just fucked me. I put in a print run order Aug 31 to arrive this week in time for booked fall events. Without any explanation they suddenly changed arrival date to Oct 17, too late for 2 events. No option to add rush shipping

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Yes, YouTube’s audio codec is trash, but when I’m watching music videos I feel that the experience more akin to listening to over the air radio in your car in the 80s - We weren’t going for great audio, we were going for a vibe. I still am

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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! As you well know, we have released a new ultralong play album, named Motion. (1 of 4)

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Motion Album Download - Google Drive

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Josh Mayfield @bean525.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

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Star Trek Title Card Generator

Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Ok, at 45, I’m finally ready to admit that Paul is my favourite Beatle. I wanted to be cool in my youth, and it be any of the others, but no. Paul wrote the majority of my favourite Beatles songs. He played the most instruments of the four. Social activist. Still making music in his 80s.

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I’m on a #StarTrek #Enterprise rewatch, as I recently got the original release DVDs for all four seasons As always, Phlox is a gem 😍😍😍 Everyone mentions T’Pol’s appearance, but I love her because she’s a sass machine, just like Spock and Tuvok! Vorik gets the airlock. Also: there’s a beagle!

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 11/05/2026

four musclebound apex predators VS sassy potato RESULT: draw

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NON EUCLIDEAN MASS OF EYES AND TENTACLES @anymeat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Today’s musical conundrum: How do I play the sound of silent chromatophores? #chromatophores #cephalopods #SilentSoundsMadeReal

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Antlers Teeth Claws @gravewriter71.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

And people continue to die from COVID & suffer miserably with long COVID effects. The entire push to return to work & stop mask mandates, not to mention discouraging vaccinations, means we'll never be free of it unless an actual cure is widely available. In other words, MASK THE FUCK UP.

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Antlers Teeth Claws @gravewriter71.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

@padraiclindsey.bsky.social wins the name pun contest today. I had Creatures Saul in Search of Blood. He beat that with Saulko Killer. Yes, we have been trading terrible song puns using my cat's name for weeks.

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Hello there, friends out in InternetLand. I’m really not ok, as outlined below. If I can help you, somehow, let me know.

The photo is black text in a white background, that states:

Hello there, friends out in InternetLand.

I’m really not ok, and my therapist keeps wanting me to reach out, so I’m trying.

Autistic burnout, depression, anxiety, and chronic pain, as well as the airborn illnesses rampant in OK, are causing me to be a shut in and to not connect with folx, and are not allowing me to mute the constant unaliving litany that lives in my brainpan. I’m having issues talking about what is harming me, as everyone I know is ALSO not ok. Plus, everything going on in the US and the world. And and and.

So please, let me know how may help you, if I can. I don’t have much, but I’ll do what I can. It helps me to help, especially when I cannot help myself.

There is so much more, but I don’t want to flood your timelines. If you are interested in knowing the extent of things, ask me, please, and I’ll tell you.

Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you.

That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!

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KimberCanada @kimberleybsb.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Hey #Resisters! This is probably the most beautiful and hilarious protest story you’ll find. Is there violence? Yes. But this is protesting with “Tactical Frivolity”, which has become the key phrase for #ICE protests, inspired by #Portland This story happened in #Minneapolis Read and Share 1/

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Fear and Loathing: Closer to th... is with The Smitten Kit... and 3 others. • Following 1d • S
The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics. It arrived in a cardboard box full of clearance-bin dildos, under purple neon light.
We were standing inside Smitten Kitten like lunatics planning the world's dumbest coup. The place glowed like a queer cathedral built by horny anarchists. Purple light everywhere. Shelves of lubricated possibility. Staff who had absolutely seen some shit in their lives, but not this specific flavor of organized insanity. We explained, that we were bulk-buying dozens of dildos because we intended to psychologically dismantle a federal law enforcement agency at a hotel protest.

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Nobody flinched. Nobody laughed nervously. Nobody asked, "Are you okay?"
They just nodded like hardened revolutionaries and said, "Okay, how many?"
Arianne started sorting through colors like a warlord assembling a Pride parade for ANTIFA. Neon pink. Mint green. Electric blue.
Flesh-toned beige that screamed
"HR violation." Short kings. Long gods. Curved menaces. Blunt-force disrespect dicks. Matt
Wagner examined girth ratios like he was calibrating a NASA payload. Chance Meeting filmed everything like an embedded journalist in the Dumbest War of All Time. I stood there realizing we had crossed a sacred threshold into a better version of America that cable news will never be emotionally equipped to understand.

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Then Arianne turned to the camera, radiant and feral, and said the words that permanently altered the course of protest history:
"I'm going to hand out big dicks to little-dick ICE agents."
The Geneva Convention disintegrated. The Founding Fathers wept. Somewhere, a federal HR manager clutched their chest and whispered, "No.
Not like this."
We walked out of Smitten Kitten carrying a box of dildos like it was radioactive plutonium wrapped in hope. The neon sign behind us glowed like it had just joined the rebellion. Arianne cradled that box like a newborn baby destined to grow up and ruin someone's career. Chance kept filming. Matt looked like a proud dad. I felt like l had accidentally joined a cult that only worshipped humiliation.

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Then we did something truly unhinged.
We went to dinner.
Because even revolutionaries have blood sugar needs.
Two doors down sits Beckett's, warm and civilized and filled with the scent of real food instead of revolution and silicone. We sat like normal human beings, ordered meals like responsible adults, and plopped our box of dildos on the table like it was a deeply obscene centerpiece. Hot food. Soft lighting. A cardboard box full of rubberized middle fingers. The contrast was so beautiful it should have been framed. Arianne was smiling—not a polite smile, not a tired smile, but the full-throttle, eyes-crinkling, I am about to ruin someone's whole week smile.

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

So, my “quiet narrator voice” is apparently me parodying Garrison Keillor (sp?), and I fucking love that 😂😂😂 “Hello there, theydies and gentlethems; I am Garrison Peaches, and this is Transmissions From the Heartland. I would like to thank all of you tuning in, and spending your time with us today.”

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Indie Stacks Fucks Around @oracleatbluesky.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Goodnight Bsky

A fake ad titled “real talk” featuring TV personality Sinbad, who was popular in the 1980s and 90s. There’s a picture of Sinbad on the right side and the text to the left reads, “So are we going to overthrow the fucking government or what?” His signature is underneath.

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I was on Bumble just now, and a woman named Joleen came up. I can’t date anyone with that name. I just cannot lol (regardless of spelling) They’d kill me for singing THAT SONG at them. Probably near constantly.

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I need to vent this somewhere, but don’t want to bring happy folx down. I just finished a call with an old friend; I was told that he thinks that he didn’t spank his kids enough, would do so again, and tells very bigoted jokes, but only with friends. Oh, and didn’t understand why the R word is bad.

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I can do a dance that’ll make the sky cry blood But it’s hard to dance when you’re down upon your knees

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! We have our first review, and it is so very positive!!!

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jen sometimes aph 🌻 @bunnibytz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

🚨 🚨 ICYMI: Federal judges caught the U.S. government providing false info in over 35 court cases. Sworn declarations. Falsified records. Repeated lies. Law professor @rgoodlaw.bsky.social says it may be intentional. via @60minutes.bsky.social (ht: @allenanalysis.bsky.social)

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I wonder if there is a correlation between civil unrest in the US and the preponderance of copaganda shows currently running/in production. But maybe not, as there seem to have always been copaganda shows. #acab #copaganda #civilunrest

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

How did I find out today that Merzbow and Boris collaborated? How did I miss that???? Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos! #Merzbow #BorisDroneEvil #BorisHeavyRocks #NoiseMusic #Drone

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

If a friend of yours says that you should be afraid of them when you bring up that you are, currently, frightened of them, maybe they are not your friend (yes context matters, and we were arguing. So. Not the best time to be actively frightened. 1/2

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Well, my loves out in InternetLand, I’m back from what should have been a wonderful trip to Milan, but between my parents being horrible, and the flights and travel to and from being nearly crippling physically, I only have a few nice anecdotes. Come ask me if you’d like to hear them 🙂

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Well, in the annals of homeownership, I replaced my home’s thermostat today. All by my onesies 🙂 And it appears to be working! Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!

Photo shows a newly installed digital home thermostat with its display lit up, mounted on a wall.

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

So, what if the Oort Cloud is really the remains of an ancient Dyson Sphere? No, I’m not high. I wish that I were. Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!

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Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram @padraiclindsey.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Call out evils at all times. Stand up for what is right. This regime cannot last forever, especially if we ALL fight it. Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!

Picture shows a white skull and crossbones on a black background, above white text that reads: “Don't be afraid to call things by what they are. MAGA is a terrorist organization, ICE is a secret police force conducting Ethnic Cleansing, Elon Musk is an oligarch, and Trump is a foreign backed coup d'état figurehead. This is not an administration, this is a regime, and your country is occupied.”

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