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Anxious Jackson

@anxiousjackson.bsky.social
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Here to laugh, and sometimes be laughed at. FC Koln, Avs, DU, and whoever is playing the Raiders fan.

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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 4 97🔥 92🏆 83😁 97🔥 94🏅 Final score: 928 Very good day considering the targets. For all the complaints on China, Brazil, India, and Russia, the Pacific nations are the biggest stumbling block...
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brandt Clarke getting $7.4m to get hit shit kicked in every other night by LA. Wild overpay.
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brent Burns' photos through the years really are a journey. 😅 Through the Years celebrated by /GreatClips 📺: /LAKings vs. /Avalanche TONIGHT at 10 PM ET on /NHL_On_TNT and /streamonmax
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I visited this cool Computer World exhibition at the West Bund Art Museum in Shanghai last week and immediately thought of all the digital art shared by @hockeyviz.com. The knit pattern generated by roll of the die was particularly edifying.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maptap.gg London city center looks a lot greener than it used to. Urban areas in general seem to be disguised better than in the past. All for it, just an observation.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I must share with you this epic community note on Twitter 😂
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What if the Matrix was real but Keanu just went around making sure kids landed sick kick flips?
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Mitchell @mitchw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TJ Hughes looking very Russian today. #GoAvsGo.
Large screen inside Ball Area showing Russian former Avs player Val Nichushkin’s headshot with TJ Hughes name and number.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/09/2026
𝕃𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕟, 𝕚𝕥’𝕤 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕗…
Man standing in front of big neon sign that says “is that good?” As the crowd chants the same. Art by Mattie lubchansky
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Viva España
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pretty good day: www.maptap.gg September 17 99🎯 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 Final score: 989
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Volume 2 is even better
Portraits by George W Bush
"The Terror of Interrogation," his follow-up to "The Call of Freedom"
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Frank Galton @frankgalton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wondered if this one was a Ghost of Christmas Future column by Bobo www.nytimes.com/2013/12/17/o...
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One thing I’ve learned from both countries I’ve lived in is that what people can see very clearly abroad they have difficulty admitting about their own countries - ppl can call something racist or fascist in the US or elsewhere in Europe and call the self same thing ‘complicated’ on their doorstep
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That shame is the same thing that prevents many white Germans from warning non-white people in Germany to take action to protect themselves. It is a subtle thing - it manifests as "surely it's not that bad", "they're just a few bad apples, they're just idiots", etc. But it causes crucial delay.
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Jamie Plunkett @frogpreacher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They're gonna give Michigan another shot at this aren't they
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 3 98🎯 97🔥 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 993 Pretty good
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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AngoraFish @angorafish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Someone walking through a CAR PARK suddenly wonders whether we are engineering physical activity out of daily life because of... e-scooters?
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You're the dean of a public health department and *this* is the first time you've thought about America's built environment? www.forbes.com/sites/bernad...
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Dingus Ex Machina @akatzel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Or….
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Harry Caray Asks Will Ferrell: Eat Yourself?
ALT: Harry Caray Asks Will Ferrell: Eat Yourself?
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Eric Lubbers @brofax.com · 24/08/2026
At this point, you simply can’t repost photos unless you know and can include the photographer’s name.
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Joe Neguse @joeneguse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m Joe Neguse, the 42-year old Assistant House Minority Leader. I’m proud to be the lead author on legislation to overturn Citizens United & am fighting the lawlessness of the Trump admin. If you support our efforts, follow our account & help us get 30K followers! www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
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Still Think Democrats Aren’t Fighting? Introducing Joe Neguse
Learn how Joe Neguse, the youngest House Democratic leader, champions progressive causes and checks GOP power. Follow his impact now!
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
urgently paging @bencollins.bsky.social and @theonion.com
Starbase, TX
Post from cards against humanity on insta
Who wants to fuck with Elon Musk?
In 2017, 150,000 people paid Cards Against Humanity $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump's stupid wall.
In 2024, an even richer, more racist billionaire - Elon Musk-snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked that land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.
So we took Musk's ass to court for defiling our property. We battled his team of expensive, jizz-gargling lawyers- and he admitted that his company did, in fact, fuck up our land. Then they left.
Now, our parcel has been annexed into a "town" called
"Starbase"—a corporate hellscape littered with broken rockets and ugly mansions for Musk's executives.
But hope is not lost! We still have our rights as proud Texas landowners: We can build something on our land. Something that will annoy Elon Musk. A grand monument to make him wonder, for a brief moment, "Wait, am I a sad little bitch with no friends?" Today, we're announcing the Official Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee. For $10, you can join a movement of like-minded people working together to design and build the perfect monument to force a moment of introspection upon the world's richest, ugliest little bitch.
Join today at SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com.
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Watching the FC Köln preview on Fandango and they've got Mark Uth talking about how inclusive the city and club are and I could run through a brick wall right now
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Jamie Fisher @jamie-fisher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So here’s the story of someone I reached out to for the book—she wrote Elliott a fan letter when she was in high school, and I found the letter but also the response he had written her and never sent. So I found her and read it to her. www.huffpost.com/entry/teen-f... #elliottsmith
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I Wrote A Famous Musician A Fan Letter. Decades Later, I Got A Response That Rocked My World.
“Maybe he didn’t have a stamp and then forgot about it. At any rate, it was there, waiting to be found.”
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Jib-BOO👻- scribbits @jibblescribbits.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A Chicken, Ducks in a cart, in Turkey A Türdukyne
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bill Watterson — the genius behind Calvin and Hobbes — gave a commencement speech in 1990 and it's fantastic.
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katiebakes @katiebakes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
wrote about how the internet increasingly feels like a restaurant where ~*~we do things a little differently around here~*~ www.theringer.com/2026/08/04/t...
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The End of Google Search—and the Internet—as We Know It
For years now, Google has been tweaking its search formula to prop up AI and bury actual links. Now it’s rounding into its final form—and changing the internet forever.
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Damage You've Done Country Version (Playback) Walls (She's The One) Face In The Crowd (Full Moon Fever) Don't Fade On Me (Wildflowers) Listen To Her Heart (You're Gonna Get It) HM: Grew Up Fast (STO) Climb That Hill (STO) Good To Be King (WF) You Don't Know How It Feels (WF) Don't Fade On Me (WF)
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Connor McDavid put 'em in the spin cycle with this one! 😵‍💫
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
it’s a win either way
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
For those of us who are sad the World Cup has ended but happy college football is about to begin.
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Jib-BOO👻- scribbits @jibblescribbits.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I ordered Spaghetti Bolognaise & the server asked me for my passport & I didn't have it & he looked me in the eyes and said "more like BLOW ON DEEZ NUTS" & then he hi-fived whooped it up with his fellow servers & other customers & I slunk out of Olive Garden with my tail between my legs.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Italian Comedians (ft. Pierrot the Clown), by Antoine Watteau, 1720, 📸 by @mullanphoto
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Steelers wheel "Stuck in the middle" Reservoir Dogs
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026
Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
BREAKING on MS NOW: Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
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Le Insufferable @koelschstyle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I seriously did not know Fandango had a streaming service until this announcement.
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New Bundesliga meme dropped.
Meme of Doc Brown telling Marty McFly "Fandango? The streaming service??" Ala Back To The Future "Ronald Reagan? The actor??" scene.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This thread has revealed that the biggest divide in our society is between the normal people who like sunlight in the evening and the sick freaks who want it to be dark at 5pm so they can get up to god knows what nefarious activities
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user number 290,395 on bluesky dot social @anthraxjones.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the final masterstroke of the Yzerplan: firing Steve Yzerman
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15/07/2026
okay, this is terrifying, but also, sound on for the most beautiful Saskatchewan-ass motherfuckers you ever heard
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Anxious Jackson @anxiousjackson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Re:last ten reskeets: at least they didn't partner with Arby's?
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statsboye @statsboye.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fandango?! When did Fandango start doing this?
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