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@antiphrastic.bsky.social
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she/her amateur enthusiast. addleminded. absurd. adhd. alliterative. adequately aged.

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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I dont think she goes here any more but it's @sakuralovestea.bsky.social's birthday so HAPPY BIRTHDAY am I allowed to say we are middling in age yet or is there still an embargo on me making (possibly inaccurate) age-related claims
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Birthday Happy Birthday
Alt: Birthday Happy Girl is excited about candles!
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Gabrielle Emerson @hyperestis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In Tarot you sometimes will get the same reading over and over. When this happens, take heed. The universe is trying to tell you: you are not very good at shuffling.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
When i was um. 14? [a number] of decades ago. There was this chinese/western diner on the side of the highway that my family would eat at and they misspelled hamburger as hmaburger and my mother and I still say hmaburger now, [a number] of years later.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Feels like an oversight that all these deaths keep deathing dramatically in ff7 (remake) WHEN I HAVE MAXED HEALING MATERIA EQUIPPED
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Something wholesome to balance 🤣 a wittle baby Bunji for you 💗💗 . . ♡Do not use or post my work to other sites♡ . . #mxtx #mdzs #lanwangji
Digital drawing by user @skuzzybunny of a small white rabbit sitting in a tuft of grass with ears alert and wearing a blue headband ribbon
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ΛTLΛS 🔜 MFF, WOE @atlasbun.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I hate that the em dash has become a sign of AI. It belongs to people with ADHD so we can switch thoughts mid sentence.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
doctor doctor gimme the news ive got an unworn pair of baby shoes
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Oh I see itnis trigaze day?perhaps itnis time for me to rewatch those videos about the fourth dimension so I can finish writing the lakehouse au, like i said ibl would do last summer
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Deven Rue 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @devenrue.com · 10/01/2026
If you use Discord and want to tell them how you feel about them adding AI tools, here's a link to the survey. Share it far & wide. Let them know we don't want it. discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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feeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI
recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.
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i amar prestar aen @oakleaf.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
A little owl doodle for a Tuesday afternoon
A small watercolor and ink painting of a barn owl line drawing with wings outstretched and the tail and lower body seeming to phase out of existence, the head and wings painted in soft warm greys and tans, with paint spatter of brown and gold on the page around it
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i amar prestar aen @oakleaf.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Barn owl
Watercolor and ink painting of a barn owl in cream and white on a pale blue background
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Sygnin @sygnin.com · 06/01/2026
I solved the 'it's still the Year of the Snake, but everyone thinks it's Year of the Horse' problem. It's now the month of the Snorse. #sygnin
Art of a snake horse creature standing against a red sun
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Ellyrieve LVK @ellyrieve-lvk.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Firework skull-birb sketch
Sketch of a bird with a skull like face and a toothed beak. The art is drawn in a golden glittery style that resembles a firework. Art and character by Ellyrieve LVK, all rights reserved.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEE
A photograph of the npvel Silent Reading volume 1, along with some of the special edition extras. Some stickers can be seen, most notably a chonky Luo Yiguo, and there is a book mark with Luo Wenzhou by PYXCHTA sticking out from under everything.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Assuming the implication that it's not rewatchable because it was a bad film 8mm
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Yesterday, I was watching season 4 of leverage on prime. Today, prime will only show me leverage:redemption. the other leverage is not in my continue watching and it doesnt show up in a search but the internt says it should be there and i definitely am wondering if i somehow turned the tv on wrong
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/11/2025
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Layers of soft linen and stiff jacquard are not easily punctured by tools meant for meat. (After what is inarguably the worst evening of his life, Occtis still has to do laundry.) #CriticalRoleCampaign4 #OcctisTachonis 🐺 792 words 🦊 gen 🐺 a post ep4 vignette I def should have posted before ep5
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Tepid - antiphrastic - Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
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Nemi @nemialmasy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
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Calad/Tansou Tsukai/Satsumaki🏳️‍⚧️ @calad.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My translation of the Modu 2025 Extra (Part 1) is now up on my website! Come scream about these disasters in the comments with me! #SilentReading #Modu #默读 #jitd
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Modu (默读)2025 Extra
Part 1: Write your first meaningful travel diary Fei Du himself denied the small matter of being a picky eater. He proclaimed that there was nothing he would categorically refuse to eat, he simply preferred certain flavours. Everyone had preferences, didn't they? Him having them too was perfectly ordinary. As for the mischief he made at the City Bureau cafeteria that one time, that was simply a joke.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The day before I started kindergarten, my mom pulled me aside in the kitchen and said "You're going to hear a lot of things from other kids that is wrong, so I'm going to explain this to you" and then drew a diagram and explained. "Do you have questions?" "Can I have a snack?" And that was that.
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Mosserole @mosserole.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Let's be voids with mama.
Two similar images of a black cat lying down. The first image shows her with her eyes closed. The second image shows her with her eyes open, as well as the open eyes of three black kittens that are hidden against her fur.
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Eggzy 💀 @eggzy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Occtis and Pin 💜 #criticalrolefanart #criticalrole
A simple digital portrait painting of the character Occtis from Critical Role and his familiar Pin, a small fox with button eyes.
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💫 sorin @ PWYW on kofi + vgen comms @milkywaybnuuy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The Punisher (2023) #bnuuyart | #trigun | #wolfwood
Tiny Wolfwood, smiling wildly, on front of a sky-colored cross, grown up Wolfwood holding it from behind, growling. He’s munching on a vial, and there’s vials surrounding the cross like half a sun, getting depleted from left to right. There are chains over the cross, being tied/pulled from the ground, where ghost tiny children hands are reaching for the cross. They are all standing on a ground of blood colored skulls. Deep black textured background, where it all blends in.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Imma go stab fluff into fanart for the rest of the day. The risk of injury is significant, but the risk of posting something in response to what I THOUGHT was said instead of what was ACTUALLY said and then spending the next 20 years having intermittent panics about it will be greatly reduced.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Me usually: im not gonna engage with this popular post because I know myself and ive probably misread something or attached two non connected posts together and I dont wanna embarrass myself Me, today: [cracks knuckles]
Screencap of a famous tumblr post:

User the based brit says: That's because a lot of people on this website have piss-poor reading comorehension skills.

And supreme leader stoat replies: How dare you say we piss on the poor?
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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
wtaf are you talking about
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Not to be That Girl, but she's not even what I'd consider to be the Greatest Living White Female Lyricist from the US. I get that she's popular and well loved and she's got some bops, but Greatest? You dont need to be the Greatest at most things in order to be popular.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
...still havent finished inquisition. Made it to the well thing and put it down for 6 months. Finished the well thing and then confronted Flemeth and put it down again.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Thinking about this again and obvs the Gu-IVF baby would have to be implanted in Lin Qingyu, because like Hodgins, he is a man of Science and also very much a freak (affectionate).
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a man with a beard is talking about why they call him king of the lab
Alt: A gif of Hodgins from Bones saying "that's why they call me King of the Lab", because I couldn't find a gif of Hodgins and the bot fly that he hosted in his neck because it was the closest he'd come to giving birth (he named the fly Jefferson)
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Fuck it, let's make a prompt meme #BadArtGoodTimes archiveofourown.org/collections/...
A doodle in pink marker on notebook paper that says "Fuck Yeah! Art!" with a poorly-drawn crayon drawing a heart.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
they should invent a potato peeler you can find
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Happy Birthday @sakuralovestea!
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a man wearing a party hat is eating a piece of cake with the words happy birthday below him
Alt: Dwight Schute is dressed to party (in his usual shirt and tie but with a paper party hat on. It has gold tinsel.) He's holding a chocolate cupcake with a candle in it (unlit) and bowing a paper noise maker... thing. There is white text that reads "happy birthday" in all capitals, without punctuation.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
TOAST FIC TOAST FIC
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oxi @vintersdrom.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
finally got around to finish this wip from _february_ 😭 #dragonage #da2 #fenris
A portrait of Fenris from Dragon Age 2
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sinkatarts | comms open @sinkatarts.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
None of y'all are here for this, but there was a time all I drew was Dragon Age. Someone (on tumblr) reblogged a decade-old doodle that had me like, "oh no, I can do that better." Which is how I ended up spending my evening sketching an angry elf I haven't drawn in ten years. #fenris #da2 #dragonage
Drawing of Fenris from Dragon Age 2, bust up with a sunset colored background. His expression is softer than is characteristic of him - one might say he's making puppydog eyes, if they don't value their wellbeing.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Much the way cats domesticated themselves, Fei Du
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 24/08/2025
Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
We got our Silent Reading cover reveal and I am super happy with it! The perspective! The colours! The fact its a non canon scene! Dress code non-compliant Luo Wenzhou! I do hope there's still time for them to realise they forgot Fei Du's glasses and fix it though, because they are plot relevant.
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Ive had Assan for two minutes and if I can't save his clutch mates I'm lighting this game on fire.
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Blumineck @blumineck.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I don’t think apple care is gonna cover that…
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Playing Veilguard, leaving the Lightbouse for the first time and let me just say: all these elves totally on board with the old even gods being bad news feels weird man.
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pikaole @pikaole.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Flower hat jelly 🪼
Three flower hat jellies (Olindias formosus) swim. Their bells are decorated with flowers. Small flowers float around them.
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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
[tarot reader flips over a card. it's the tower] me: is that good [reader flips over judgement and the hanged man] me: what does that mean [reader taps the hanged man to burn all my lands] me: wait what [that allows the reader to activate tower judgement to reduce my life counter to 0] me: FUCK
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
the old guard 2 is out and it reminded me of my strange little old guard/untamed fusion specfic that asks "what happens when an old guard style immortal doesnt experience their first violent death?" and then answers via our favourite non-traditional cultivator. archiveofourown.org/works/349762...
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Prologue (5000 years of dying) - Chapter 1 - antiphrastic - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Okay so far the French name for "Murderbot" (Assasynth) is by far the best
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antiphrastic @antiphrastic.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Me @ me, before work this morning: I WILL work on this typeset today I WILL work on this typeset today Me, ten minutes later: ...I WILL trip on this kerb and go dramatically sprawling onto the sidewalk and fuck up my dominant arm so computering is painful and annoying :/
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