GenX hyper-independent sister has to be helped by force because she otherwise wont ask.
Her: Oh no there's construction at home and I can't park. Guess I'll park at work and walk home. In the dark.
Me: I can come pick you up
Her: No, it'll be so late. I'll just walk.
Me: I'M FUCKING PICKING YOU UP!
![tweet from @shen_the_bird:
"boss: what is the problem
coworker: [pointing to me] that guy stole my thesaurus
me: he peddles falsehoods"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36ce35kfq6p6tn3gkm2rikr3/bafkreicfego5qkad5ewdmr2dkvpmlphqzctl2jyeu335lytn7xqd4of2dq)
