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Garrett Hennigan @gwhennigan.bsky.social · 8h

26 new CaBi docks outside the north entrance to NoMa Metro. Hell yes!

Capital bikehsare station across the street from the ATF Building

Map of capital bikeshare stations in NoMa neighborhood

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Alex Witch-biski 🧙‍♀️🎃 @anotherwizkid.bsky.social · 4h

I know, for so many reasons I was pissed at the NG, idgaf about USPS. Also I was headed to the post office next, so my response was that I would talk to the USPS workers there too about their negligent coworker 😆 Nobody was getting away with anything 😝

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Alex Witch-biski 🧙‍♀️🎃 @anotherwizkid.bsky.social · 4h

And they pulled the "but that mail truck is in the bike lane too" card, which really didn't get them their desired response from me 😆 Two wrongs doesn't make a right 💀

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Alex Witch-biski 🧙‍♀️🎃 @anotherwizkid.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah actually the first NG I saw in Brookland last week were getting out of their van and it was parked in the Monroe St Bike lane (right at 12th where it's unprotected). I of course told them to move and not park in bike lanes, at length...

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Goseg Train Thread @wvistheduck.bsky.social · 15h

Wrong.

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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 16h

I've had people ask me about declining enrollment, saying that their specific school is bursting at the seams. And yes, it's true: Some schools in D.C. are over-enrolled, but others are very under-enrolled. Below are the schools below 50% utilization, and those above 95%.

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Alex Witch-biski 🧙‍♀️🎃 @anotherwizkid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Photo taken in the field today- I needed to transport a bag of trash and a kayak paddle (plus a drill in my pannier) across our conservation area and didn't feel like walking. My acoustic bike worked well 😊 #carryshitolympics

A surly bike has a pannier with a kayak paddle sticking out of it and a trash bag on the other side of the rack

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Jaime Fear Her 👻 @bogrosemary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I spoke with one of the WaPo reporters for at least 15 mins only to read the published article and find that the reality of daily National Guard and Fed agent patrols since mid-August around Wheatley was wholly excluded. Read. This. Entire. Thread.

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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 12/10/2026

Make the revolution irresistible.

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Alex Witch-biski 🧙‍♀️🎃 @anotherwizkid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ditto in Brookland. We had zero, and that is no longer the case.

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Alex Witch-biski 🧙‍♀️🎃 @anotherwizkid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Brookland neighbors, this is a window into what's going on 😡

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 12/10/2026

A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm gonna need a few days to process this fuckshow"

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Alex Witch-biski 🧙‍♀️🎃 @anotherwizkid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oops, East of the park. IDK where my brain was at when I was sheeting.

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Bikepedantic @pedantic.bike · 11/10/2026

They’re giving undecided voters cars now i guess

A delivery car sits straddling the buffer between a parking space and a curbside bikelane. A bicyclist squeezes by on the right

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Alex Witch-biski 🧙‍♀️🎃 @anotherwizkid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

West of the park we got 3 on 3 days in a row, and all were addressed to me. They really do need to do better research, seeing as my literal job was to pull plastic bottles out of the river and teach people about them... (Picture 1 of a billion)

A tire floating in the river with plastic bottles in it and wetland plants around it

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Julie Patton Lawson @srfrjulie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Anybody on here who lives “west of the park” in DC been getting daily mailers opposing the bottle bill? I have some anecdotal evidence that there may be a geographic divide on the beverage industry’s lobbying efforts. 👀

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Graham @ss-dc-transit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Road closed ❌ Road open for walking and rolling ✅ Open Parkways, Sligo Creek

Vehicle barrier with road open for pedestrian/cyclist sign

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Bikepedantic @pedantic.bike · 09/10/2026

Mayor Muriel Bowser Presents

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i think this gets at the crux of it. It doesn't matter if they are actively preventing people from dropping ballots off, or if they're there by accident, or what--their presence could still be viewed as intimidating, and the solution is for them not to be *anywhere*

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Michelle Chappell @michellechap76.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

DC folks, if you film an arrest, especially one involving federal agents or National Guard, please make a report to Film the Police DC. @harrietsdreams.bsky.social and @dcmigrantmutualaid.org can then take action to help arrestees #WeKeepUsSafe www.filmthepolicedc.org

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Film the Police DC

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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don't want to dunk-quote on this person, but actually, this is a perfect illustration of the problem. we can't become accustomed to or expect or concede constant monitoring from armed troops as we go about our business. it should always make us recoil. there's danger in it becoming unremarkable.

screenshot of a post that reads "Not to be all "you're getting sold" National Guard troops spend all day standing in out of the way corners of DC. Not great that they're standing in front of a ballot drop box, but c'mon, people, use some common sense. They're not stopping anyone from dropping something off." it is a quote-post of a post from the DC Council that says "this is clearly not acceptable" and features a photo of national guard members standing around a ballot box in Foggy Bottom

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Pen and watercolor

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!

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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 09/10/2026

🧵3 Encounter voter intimidation, interference, or trouble casting your ballot? Call the nonpartisan Election Protection hotline: 866-OUR-VOTE 866-687-8683 Save it. Share it. Nobody should have to face voting interference alone

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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What Gil said.

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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

ICE is terrorizing our city and our communities. They’ve just shot someone with a five-year-old in the car. There is no justification for this or their presence in New York. ICE out of NYC. #abolishice. Image via @gothamist.com

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👻🎃Riss Willett 🩷💜💙 @risswillett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I said free gift Monday but i did NOT mean that spirit

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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 09/10/2026

If you're a service member being asked to carry out illegal orders and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status or you have any other concerns whatsoever, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487 girightshotline.org

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natalia barbour, phd @nataliabarbour.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Car math is leaving 20 min early and being 15 min late. Bike math is leaving 5 min late and being 5 min early.

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Ross Wallen @rosswallen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Reminder that U St does not need more law enforcement. Statehood for the people of DC.

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Alex Witch-biski 🧙‍♀️🎃 @anotherwizkid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I got the 70s one, and I am definitely getting the 90s one as well! Cool, nerdy stuff, @transpobingo.bsky.social friends!

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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:

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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A friendly reminder for Monday

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Friends of the Mount Vernon Trail @mountvernontrail.org · 07/10/2026

🍂 The weather is changing, and so is the trail wardrobe. Cooler mornings and crisp fall miles are here, which means it’s officially time to trade the summer tee for some sleeves. 🍁🚲🏃 Rep your favorite trail while helping support the Friends of the Mount Vernon Trail. 🛍️ Shop at buff.ly/tGX8Xqf

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/10/2026

I REALLY like this @anildash.com piece on 'unalive' and algospeak in general, particularly the exploration of the implications for a generation of people growing up steeped in it.

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We are going to kill “unalive” - Anil Dash

A blog about making culture. Since 1999.

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Chelsea Allinger @allinsea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I missed the bus, so Lime carried me home on the last leg of my Day 7 #WeekWithoutDriving journey. Hot tip: Lime’s offering a 50% off discount code for the Week Without Driving: WWD26 And Veo’s offering a $5 ride credit: CARFREE26 The only thing missing? Protected bike lanes on Connecticut Ave…

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Rudi "Cooler Weather = Better" Riet @randomduck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Total heroine. Total hero. Total wonk - in all the best ways. She deserves a proper state funeral.

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Goseg Train Thread @wvistheduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

New #MBTpubroll spot just dropped 👀🚲🍻!

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christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is now the second time William Sanford has used OCF to drop a sloppy, last-minute allegation against a candidate right before an election that was later tossed by DC BOE. In both cases Kenyan McDuffie stood to benefit. We need an investigation into Sanford and reforms to OCF now.

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Geoffrey Hatchard @imgoph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Thanks for the reminder to call all three of these councilmembers to let them know their constituents support a bottle deposit law to make our city and our environment cleaner. cc: @cmzparker5.bsky.social @chenderson.bsky.social @elissasilverman.bsky.social

Picture of a flier mailed by “big beverage” to scare people into thinking a bottle deposit will bring on the end times. Stupid people, stupid message.

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Sandra Moscoso @sandramoscoso.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Correction! 7:30-8:15am (how did that happen!!!). @thehillishome.com @hillragdc.bsky.social @ggwash.org (thx Caitlin!)

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Chad A. Griffiths @asimpletailor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'd rather have no Star Trek than MAGA Star Trek.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Pond A Little Too Serene

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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 06/10/2026

For @us.theguardian.com, I spoke to Native WNBA fans about the loss of the Connecticut Sun. “For a tribe that fought long and hard to be granted tribal sovereignty, the [sale] decision being taken out of their hands can feel like a violation of that sovereignty.”

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‘I will not be moving on’: sale of WNBA’s Connecticut Sun leaves Native fans facing cultural loss

The Mohegan Tribe made the Sun the first Native-owned franchise in pro sports. Fans say the team’s move echoes centuries of erasure and displacement

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Betsy Wolf @betsyjwolf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

DME is out with some new insights: a) 20% of all charter schools closed in the last 12 years. b) 30% were closed AFTER a week before the lottery deadline. c) Over 600 students experienced multiple school closures. And... dme.dc.gov/page/inside-...

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Inside DC Education Blog | dme

The Office of the Deputy Mayor for Education is pleased to introduce Inside DC Education — our blog featuring stories, updates, and perspectives from across the District’s education continuum, from ea...

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Sophie @sophers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My best friend/ex girlfriend/wife figure has surgery on the 19th. Insurance rug-pulled her coverage so we have two weeks to raise $15,000. She is a beautiful perfect angel and we NEED to chop up her junk. Please share and give if you can 🩷 gofund.me/018679273