christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026felt a new part of my body I didn’t know I could feel… 030
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026just what my vibrant urban neighborhood was missing!!! 130
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Huge loss for the DC area, especially for folks who infrequently drive. It’s unfortunate that DC Council never seemed to fully embrace car-sharing as a way to complement transportation options in the district and reduce private car ownership. It should have been incentivized à la Capital Bikeshare. 0110
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A lot to dunk on Amy for here, but the idea that a relationship can only be “sexual” if he can get it up and there is PIV is the kind of thing I’d expect someone cancelled by the MeToo movement to say. 051
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I know the economy is bad because Uber Eats is throwing them 40% promo codes AROUND 050
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Oof. Car-sharing regrettably continues to shrink in the DC area. Now Free2Move is ending its Arlington zone. Car-sharing availability is a great way to get car owners who infrequently drive to give up their cars. We should be working to expand it. 030
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Safety is obviously an important reason to pursue Platform Screen Doors, but crucially this also allows WMATA to significantly increase service frequency, speed, and reliability with the same number of train sets. That’s a big win for unlocking new capacity on the crowded red line. 0142
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026no one is awake to share in the Lindsey Graham news and that’s the real tragedy 260
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The introduction of European-style outdoor dining to American cities is one of the very few good things to come from the pandemic and Mayor Bowser’s parting gift was to kill it completely. 010
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s past time for DC to ditch individual wheelie bins in its densest neighborhoods and embrace European-style containerization. Fewer blocked sidewalks, alleys, and bike lanes and more efficient and easier pickup for sanitation workers. Cc: @brianneknadeau.bsky.social 031
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’ll vote for whoever bans flyovers in Washington, DC. 280
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Washington, DC became a leader in the US a few years ago when it began charging heavier cars a bigger registration fee to offset road damage. Next, we should tackle the impact larger cars have on parking. The longer your car, the more curb you take for yourself, the higher your parking permit fee. 1232
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Same general counsel who torpedoed Silverman days before her 2022 race (& lost unanimously on appeal) just dropped a half-assed report on JLG. Riddled with typos, impossible timelines, and internal drafting notes. Both times the beneficiary is McDuffie. Just incompetence or an in-kind contribution? 0111
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 07/06/2026looking online at apartments in Amsterdam just to feel something 040
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The girlies at this pride brunch not knowing who Slayyyter is… 020
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The ongoing issues with 311 are a perfect encapsulation of Mayor Bowser’s administration: no urgency to fix what’s broken, no accountability for agency leadership, poor communication with the public, and disinterest in improving the status quo. Government can and should work better than this. 151
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I don’t trust anyone who says they don’t find Hudson Williams insanely hot 070
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Throwback to when DC unveiled their Vision Zero license plate in 2022. This was my 5 minute attempt back then (I am not a graphic designer) - Replaced Lycra rider w/ a typical cyclist - No more bloody red - Replaced “Share the Road” sign which is no longer used - Used the actual fucking DC skyline 0120
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The whole “white people need to understand that people need CARS” narrative is so funny because white Americans actually own the most cars! People of color have far lower car ownership rates. A transportation system built around mandatory car ownership disproportionately hurts people of color! 070
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 18/05/2026creating a $1.7 billion fund for the gays to buy little treats 030
Reposted by christopherMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/05/2026turns out it was a bit of a whoopsie to focus on low level j6 rioters rather than throwing the ring leaders in jail immediately and tossing the keys. oh well, better luck next time! 975496759
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Too many Kenyan McDuffie yard signs for my liking 050
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Pedestrians can’t die if you make it impossible to walk 0253
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Please stop putting anything about Will Stancil on my timeline. I’ve suffered enough. 030
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Any Democrat running for office who isn’t calling for complete Reconstruction-level reforms is non-viable to me at this point 040
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 08/05/2026A system where Republicans can do whatever the fuck they want no matter how vile but Democrats are bound by the tiniest of technical details does not feel like democracy to me 020
Reposted by christopher DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Today is Earth Day. Let's use EARTH in a sentence: DC is the only democratic capital on EARTH with no voting rights in its national legislature. And yes, we’re Green with envy. #EarthDay #DCStatehood 083
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Republicans mad about yesterday’s VA election “disenfranchising rural voters” are the same ones who openly block DC Statehood. I wonder what’s different 🤔 050
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 15/04/2026What a stark contrast to DDOT’s Sharon Kershbaum. Despite the research, DC routinely caves to business owners worried about parking. We’ve watered down or eliminated entire bike projects (not to mention destroyed our outdoor dining program) to preserve parking even though the city knows better. 181
Reposted by christopherQuinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The pope supports taxes on boat loan interest 570174
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 09/04/2026What about the “Amy Adams deserved an Oscar for Arrival” gap? 051
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Pro kitchen scissors is the only right answer with the caveat that it must be a distinct pair of scissors in your house used *only* for food prep 040
Reposted by christopherClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/04/2026the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment 269991341
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I want every single one of these sycophantic Republican pieces of shit tried in Nuremberg 2.0. 040
Reposted by christopherMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 07/04/2026days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021 485627843
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Even Fox News is talking about the deranged Easter Sunday post— oh, wait. 140
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Between this housing plan and her stances on transit and cycling issues, I’m super excited to vote for @janeese4dc.bsky.social for DC Mayor! 0140
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 02/04/2026a fucking deranged pedophile president foaming at the mouth during his lowest approval ratings ever and not one fucking Republican can find a spine to end this insanity 080
Reposted by christopherjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/04/2026the trump administration is selling this country wholesale to rapacious, extractive industries that will destroy our collective resources for private profit morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...morethanjustparks.substack.comBREAKING: Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the U.S. Forest ServiceThe headquarters is going to Utah. Every regional office is being shuttered. The research program is being destroyed. 20473633338
christopher @its-xopher.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Absolutely insane that the part of the new pedestrian connection between Crystal City and DCA over the National Park Service right-of-way is going to be uncovered and unprotected from the elements because NPS is worried about obstructing scenic views for *drivers* along the parkway. 3223
