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Ann Porter

@annporterla.bsky.social
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Cultivating mindfulness. SQL writer, former political junkie, empty nester. Burbs of New Orleans. "There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do." - Terry Pratchett

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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 4h
I have lived in St. Tammany Parish, Louisiana since 2002. In that time, we have had two Sheriffs. The first was thoroughly corrupt and is currently in prison for 4 life terms without parole for sex crimes, with another 10 years lagniappe for federal bribery. He lost his re-election bid in 2015
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Stanzas in Meditation @inmeditation.bsky.social · 5h
I had not only loved but thought   (v.LXXV.20)
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Justin Zimmerman @jztidecat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’ve been giving that same tired argument at least since I started college in 2005. The softest hands love to suggest that everybody else break their backs.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10h
Sky-high diesel prices have many farmers questioning Democrats’ decision to vote to release the Epstein files.
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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 12h
A righteous post. Four stars.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yesterday I told this cat he was a good boy for "hunting" a sock and bringing it to me in the bedroom and this morning every one of my socks is missing
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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My husband the biologist is yelling at @kenjennings.bsky.social because Mr. Jennings mispronounced "zoology," but he calmed down when he pronounced it correctly the 2nd time.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish Claude would ding when it needs me.
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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fortified roof process is cranking along...evaluator is coming this week.
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Sister of Wendy #AbolishICE 🐸 @sisterswendy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Canyon wrens 12-15cm rocky habitats from southern British Columbia W USA and Mexico. Canyon Wren does not drink water, getting all necessary moisture directly from its insect prey. nest build inside cliffs, female incubates 18 days, male feeds her parents feed 17 days in the nest, 14 days after
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
U.S. manufacturing jobs are down under Trump, including in the auto industry. His strategy failed, and so will this. Lowering standards will accelerate what he has already been doing: handing the clean tech future to China and forcing Americans to pay more at the pump.
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Bob Mann @robertmannbooks.com · 26/09/2026
I fervently pray that I can continue getting away with my fraud against State Farm by never using my homeowners insurance.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fetch but Rahm
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day
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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy birthday, Jim Henson.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a regular feature of data-matching, especially when done in a half-assed way. The purpose is to create the false claims of fraud. For example, Republicans complained for years about the risk of double voting. A credible system was built to detect it (ERIC). Then they killed it.
ERIC had been relatively uncontroversial since its creation. The idea behind it started in 2008, when election officials identified the potential for people to have multiple registrations in different states — in itself not surprising in a country that is at once highly mobile but operates a decentralized voting system — creating the potential for voting in different states. ERIC offered a tool that could track that problem, through a mixture of data sourcing and analytical tools that minimized false positives. By identifying moves and deaths, it allowed states to keep the voting rolls accurate. In 2013 it had seven members, which would increase to 32 states at its height.

Then in January of 2022, the Louisiana Secretary of State Kyle Ardoin dropped out of ERIC. He made his announcement to a group of far right election activists, to sustained applause. But for other election officials it was a puzzle. One state election official who worked for GOP secretaries of state said:

Everybody looked at this and said, 'This is insane, what are you talking about?' As soon as [Ardoin] did that — that created this pressure on the other Republican states that wasn't there before
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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is not a fucking weight loss journey. It's a diet. Low grade starvation. It's necessary. Thanks to #glp1 drugs, it's POSSIBLE. But stop trying to make it sound like an Alaskan cruise, a trek in the high Uintas, or a long retreat. Yes, the weight loss is amazing. But there are side effects.
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Mick Ryan @warinthefuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Australia has signed a 10-year security agreement with Ukraine. It includes security assistance, industry & intelligence cooperation, med support to Ukraine’s military, energy, support in countering Russian misinformation, & holding Russia responsible for war crimes. www.dfat.gov.au/countries/uk...
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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meanwhile the real miraculous future tech is solar & mRNA vaccines: preserving the planet and curing cancer. But we’re supposed to hand everything over to malevolent peeping toms and resource oubliettes for an ill defined ‘pay no attention to the man behind the curtain’ progress. It isn’t rational.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You scared? You sound scared.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 22/09/2026
ICE grabbed a Kentucky State basketball player at the airport because she missed a student visa deadline while recovering from back surgery. She's been shuffled through four facilities and is now sitting in Texas. Kidnapping with a badge, and it's happening every single day.
dailykos.com
New ICE horrors come to light
Unfortunately for the rest of us, Immigration and Customs Enforcement never sleeps.
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Alondra Nelson @alondra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Diesel, gasoline, potash, etc. are physical things. Millions of tons of the stuff has to move from some locations to various other locations, facilitated by infrastructure that takes a while to develop. This isn't a video game. You can't just drag a resource bar and quickly shift where stuff goes.
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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Louisiana has never seen a program to benefit the financially disadvantaged (cf. Original TOPS) that it couldn't turn into a middle class boondoggle (cf Current TOPS). And I say this as a solid member of the middle class whose two sons both got four years of TOPS.
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 22/09/2026
Send him to the Hague when he's done.
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 22/09/2026
Nuremberg 'em
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
It's super cool how Trump canceled fuel efficiency standards, electric vehicle rebates, and illegally ended billions upon billions of dollars of wind and solar energy projects already under construction just before he blew up the entire Middle East for no fucking reason.
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Lauren Jewett, NBCT, MA @doitjewett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There is in option for Louisiana’s 1st District other than someone who tells constant lies told on live TV. I’m running for the seat Steve Scalise has held the last 18 years. My name is Lauren Jewett. I’m a special education teacher running to protect our coast, healthcare, & the working class.
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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 20/09/2026
If you ever read Andrew Coyne, you know this works in Canada too 🫤
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The sickness of locking thousands of five-year-olds in a concentration camp while screaming about the danger of a 10th-grade trans boy playing lacrosse is an evil that needs to be yeeted into a million burning suns.
theguardian.com
Trump ally Stephen Miller leads sweeping push to accelerate removal of migrant children
Exclusive: key White House loyalist orchestrating multi-agency effort condemned by critics as cruel and racist
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Tathagata @dipamkara.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Statement Affirming the Continuation of the Institution of Dalai Lama 🙏🙏🙏 "I hereby reiterate that the Gaden Phodrang Trust has sole authority to recognize the future reincarnation; No one else has any such authority to interfere in this matter. " - H.H. the Dalai Lama #DalaiLama
On 24 Sept 2011,at meeting of heads of Tibetan spiritual traditions, I made statement to fellow Tibetans in & outside Tibet, followers of Tibetan Buddhism & those who have a connection with Tibet &Tibetans, regarding whether institution of the Dalai Lama should continue I stated,“As far back as 1969, I made clear that concerned people should decide whether the Dalai Lama’s reincarnations should continue in future.”…. Although I’ve had no public discussions on this issue,over last 14 yrs leaders of Tibet’s spiritual traditions,members of Tibetan Parliament in Exile, participants in Special General Body Meeting,members of Central Tibetan Administration,NGOs, Buddhists from Himalayan region,Mongolia,Buddhist republics of the Russian Federation & Buddhists in Asia including mainland China,have written to me with reasons,earnestly requesting that institution of the Dalai Lama continue. In particular, I've received messages through various channels from Tibetans in Tibet making same appeal.In accordance with all these requests,I'm affirming that institution of the Dalai Lama will continue.The process by which future Dalai Lama is to be recognized has been clearly established in  24 Sept 2011 statement which states that responsibility for doing so will rest exclusively with members of Gaden Phodrang Trust, the Office of His Holiness the Dalai Lama. They should consult various heads of Tibetan Buddhist traditions & reliable oath-bound Dharma Protectors who're linked inseparably to lineage of the Dalai Lamas.They should accordingly carry out the procedures of search & recognition in accordance with past tradition.I hereby reiterate that the Gaden Phodrang Trust has sole authority to recognize the future reincarnation; no one else has any such authority to interfere in this matter.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ask me how I know
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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In other news, I kicked ass at PT today. Again.
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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The plan is to try to move to Lafayette to be near Sean and his family in about 3-4 years. But I, always future oriented, am looking at houses on Zillow now. EVERYTHING HAS A STUPID OPEN FLOOR PLAN. "Beautifully updated" homes? Knock a wall out between the kitchen and living room, every time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Dan Nexon @dhnexon.net · 18/09/2026
Step 1: Slip Trump a copy of the 1951 Defense Agreement, but with the name changed. Step 2: Describe it in the most favorable light possible, since he won't read it anyway. Step 3: Trump goes on "Truth Social" and proclaims himself a genius negotiator.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the experience of COVID really drove this home for me. It wans't the apocalypse, life went on, but a million people died and there were enormous social costs, some of which continue to this day and then when it was done most people were like "let's never think about that again"
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Ann Porter @annporterla.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Even if President Handsome Democrat is elected in 2028, our former allies will not have any reason to believe it is more than a temporary respite from American decadence. (Like the Biden years turned out to be.) www.thebulwark.com/p/canada-ame...
thebulwark.com
Canada Is Making America Its B*tch
The story of how a crafty middle power pantsed a moronic superpower.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reminder: voter fraud is not a thing. Voter suppression is.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump said that if I didn’t vote for him, gas prices would double. It looks like he was right.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mar theonion.com/dalai-lama-announces-o…
Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mars
Spiritual Leader’s Brief 15th Incarnation Will Be As 16-Time Grammy Winner
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