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Anne Pank

@annepank.bsky.social
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Professional. Aunt. #NoKids | Barcelona | European | (fairly)normal | sweary | part woman, part magpie | minutely hopeful™ | words-n-shit | editor | prize-winning artist (really) | poet (really)

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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 4h
according to the argument of all those claiming if you get f*cked up and go to a party, you should expect SA, then all the lads there were fair game too, no? No?
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Matthew Stewart @roguestrands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No way I can compete with the major poetry publishers who get collections stocked by bricks-and-mortar bookshops But I do have word of mouth and all you wonderful people here on Bluesky, pushing the numbers of readers of Whatever You Do, Just Don't far beyond the sales of the big boys. Thank you!
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wouldn’t ’war-damaged yellow’ actually be ‘blown to smithereens aftermath dust’
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨’THESE EARBUDS ARE FOR MEN!!’ 🚨
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT?
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alright, algorithms, Jesus Christ!
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Designers, are you quite alright?
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Beck’s new album - yes, sir… 🫡
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This week has been approximately 72 days long - so far…
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Spongebob: Fish Crawls from Krusty Krab
ALT: Spongebob: Fish Crawls from Krusty Krab
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hiyerrrrrr… 👋🏼 👋🏼 what’s that orange c**t done today? Anything?
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We live on a beautiful tiny marble in the middle of infinite space and…
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank you, Bob Mackie, for showing us a way.
Young Cher, in a sequined & feathered transparent gown, & a young & bow tied Bob Mackie.
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is never not astonishing to me when seemingly smart people trot out the right wing ‘immigrant’ narrative… what is surprising these days is how free they feel to parrot that crap. Feeling low.
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
By their very nature, should my vagina chew these??
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ironically, having £72 million will mean I can spend more money promoting the idea that I'm a man of the people and not just a rich, entitled tosser.
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Then, somehow, we have to elect wise leaders…
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Scaly and clammy?
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh, this is delightful 🤩
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria too…??? RIP
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Will we ever experience a time without these heartless f**ks again in our lifetime, or is this it now??
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In a cafe, writing… today’s inspo - female rage 🙃
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How it took me so long to quit dating is baffling to me now…
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just remembering that time a man said, ‘it’s such a shame you don’t show off your beautiful shape, see…’ & pointed to my sweatpants & tee, was about 7.30am & I’d just got out of bed. I should’ve been conscious of how I appeared to the male gaze even while asleep.
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Telling myself this nagging sense of doom is simply the final lunar eclipse in Pisces before a twelve-year respite begins in which I will assume my final form as ‘done with your sh*t’ bog witch elder of the barrio, and will get a book deal for poetry and someone will actually pay money for my art…
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
David Attenborough?
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
…and Tim Curry?!! Oh, COME ON!!
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Has anyone checked on Cher?!
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I started my PhD program with an eight week old at home, sole income being my doctoral stipend, in a history program, in Knoxville, TN. And every month we got a new book to read to my son, free, mailed to us, so my kid, my kids, grew up in rooms full of books even when I had no money. That's Dolly.
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Saint Dolly 💫
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Malice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
immediately had to search for the video of Dolly and Patti singing Shortnin’ Bread while keeping the rhythm with their acrylic nails youtu.be/AOxsQNVOhro
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Dolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic Nails
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 25/08/2026
My kids and their friends know Dolly Parton because she’s the person who sends books out to everyone in the post and that’s just really nice isn’t it.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm going to fucking lamp the Grim Reaper when I see him. Useless prick.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She really was one of the few people you could unequivocally describe as a good person.
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Her philanthropy was unparalleled… 📚
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are some people you think will live for ever…
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Haven’t worn nail polish on my toes all summer… you know what happened? Nothing, nada. No one recoiled in horror, I scared no small children, no one called for a priest. It’s all stuff and nonsense, isn’t it?
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I do not need my croissant planted on a ‘crumb’ bed, I do not need it to be glazed… just the croissant please, as God, and the French, intended
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s here!!! So delighted to be included in the inaugural edition of Aphrodite magazine. What a beautiful opportunity 💫💫💫 (NiaBragg) online.fliphtml5.com/wunxq/Aphrod...
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Aphrodite press - playfair update v12
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm sorry... 'Prof Gone'? They made a man's sacking the main news story for weeks as the country went on fire, which might have contributed to his death and 'Prof Gone'? This is the same clique that wept & wailed for a week when we dared mention their dinner party pal was a wife beating nonce.
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Chris Jones @chrisjones1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In case of need
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse with a side of TikTok…
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Covered in bruises today, but proud to be a middle-aged BADASS! 113kilos of old sofa baby! 😳 (Knew the weights would serve me well…)
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE WE DOING THERE'S A TINY SHINY BIRD IN PANTALOONS
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The council does free furniture pick-up on particular days in particular barrios, so it HAD to be today. Honestly, can’t even pay a man to be reliable…
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Well, Panky’s up to her ol’ tricks - stubborn, bloody-minded, hyper-independent, pig-headedness Having been let down by a handyman booked to come & help me take the composite parts of a 3-seater corner sofa down 10 flights of stairs - I have done it alone. Pretty zen these days, but 🤬🤬🤬
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Anne Pank @annepank.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Realising how much of a hermit I am in real time… never have people here
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