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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

@angrybitchflo.bsky.social
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"I’m a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I’ll destroy all of you. Except for you Joey." Cross stitcher, photographer, musician, dog mom, Martha Stewart wannabee and failing miserably. I don't follow back.

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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 10h
Just shaking my head at the whole Christa Pike fiasco. Wow.
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The Cuntess of Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @daxiegirl.bsky.social · 13h
Saw this post on FB (Jodine Sorensen) I love this, well said ejoevr this Australian is… 👏
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huh????????????????
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goals...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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scarylawyerguy.bsky.social @scarylawyerguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In a normal world, a massive data breach exposing the personal information of FBI agents would be a "-gate" level scandal complete with Congressional investigations and calls for resignations, but since we live in a reality show now, this won't be a story by tomorrow 🙃
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gee, where's Kash? Let me guess, off partying with the football team...
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Don’t be a stranger” oh, I’ll be the strangest
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stay vigilant folks. They are getting desperate now.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you joined the military recently hoping you could just do your job and serve your country without being called upon to participate in a Christian nationalist crusade against Muslims abroad or a prop in a Pete Hegseth workout video, you picked the wrong time.
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wasn't familiar with this song until about 10 years ago (it was not popular in the US) but it's brilliant. At first glance of the chords, it shouldn't work, but it totally does! (better yet, Nik has said the words mean nothing, just phrases that fit) youtu.be/bDygS0a6Tgo?...
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Nik Kershaw - The Riddle
YouTube video by NikKershawVEVO
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The Cuntess of Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @daxiegirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brilliant!👏🤣😂
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's National Coffee Day! I don't really need an excuse to have a cup, but I will definitely be having one today.
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Snow White Enjoys Coffee
ALT: Snow White Enjoys Coffee
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't wish hard enough for these monsters to die.
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Angry Donkey News @angrydonkeynews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Skynet was taken
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🦋❄️🍁Baron🍁❄️🦋 @baron333.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So this is what the world is putting up with...
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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping a woman than there are trans athletes competing in NCAA sports, but sure, let’s have a moral panic about trans athletes.
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Ontario? Captain Gulf of Mexico?
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know you aren't with it when you go to open the Wordle web page and accidentally type in your start word instead...Happy Monday.
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Good Morning
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump. Corrupt as hell.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Luckily, I work from home and have no boss. But if I did, I'd totally try this.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This 👇 👇 👇
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OMFG. Now, had that been me, I would have stood up and said loudly so the whole plane could hear me "can someone do something about this man that is jacking off beside me???" FFS I hope his punishment is castration. Pervert. And WTF United?!?! www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
yahoo.com
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Valerie Bertinelli @wolfiesmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We could’ve had a woman who prosecuted rapists as a president. Instead, we got a rapist as a president. 
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He remembered @stamfordlola.bsky.social !
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's sad when you aren't a Christian, yet you live a more Christian lifestyle than the bulk of the people claiming to be Christian. We live in the strangest timeline ever.
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Doctor Strange: No Comment
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The amount of Amazon workers relying on SNAP and Medicaid has nearly tripled since 2020 — while Amazon’s annual profits soared by over 550%. It’s the same story everywhere: corporate profits are at record highs, while workers’ share of the economy is at a record low. We must unrig the system.
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HUH?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? We really do live in the dumbest timeline EVER.
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ashamed to say this is my state. You really can't fix stupid and I feel like I'm surrounded by it daily. Now you know why I don't go out and about like I used to.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Jeff Bezos: Men we are *told* are brilliant businessmen, but every time they open their mouths they prove themselves to be ridiculous idiots.
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote.
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𝔸𝕕𝕒 👀💙😵‍💫🍿🫩 @momtofourcats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listening to Tucker Carlson bang on about how Trump should be removed from office for threatening nuclear war in Iran, while he was apparently fine with him inciting a riot on January 6, 2021 is peak #GOP hypocrisy and bullshit.
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It will always be Kermit for me.
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Kermit the Frog Dancing on Stage
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't believe we are even discussing this insanity. Would some common sense other country come and "kidnap" our leader? PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE! I have had it with this shit show of an administration. Someone grow some balls!!
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hokusai 🌊🌊🌊 @thebluenami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so essentially...PARAMOUNT x WARNER is going to be owned by: ☒ SAUDI ARABIA's sovereign fund ☒ ELON MUSK what could go wrong with 'news' being censored & heavily skewed toward the RIGHT? CANCEL: ⭕️ PARAMOUNT+ ⭕️ HBO MAX ⭕️ DON'T WATCH CBS!!! #blues variety.com/2026/film/ne...
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David Ellison Mulls Tapping Elon Musk for Paramount Investment While Closing in on Warner Bros. Takeover: Report
David Ellison, seeking fresh capital for a merged Paramount-Warner Bros., is considering reaching out to tech mogul Elon Musk -- the world's richest person -- to "become part of a syndicate of equity ...
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious the poor woman thought her cat could understand her. When I got home, I told my dog and we had a good laugh!!!
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How I feel most days on here:
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marco Rubio: “Iranians are radical religious lunatics.” Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor?
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hokusai 🌊🌊🌊 @thebluenami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and let's not pretend TRUMP is even remotely 'normal' when it comes to his health TRUMP visibly wincing b/c of the 'noise' from the fly-by...that doesn't affect president XI (another sign of potential frontotemporal dementi - SENSITIVITY to noise)
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When they passed FA and have entered FO.....
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The sad part of this whole thing is--you can't make this shit up! Shame on British Airways!!! A trainwreck of epic proportions.
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We have a family that lives near us that we jokingly refer to as "The Addams Family". They are interesting to say the least. However, we are on the second incarnation of Gomez (the first one left), so we are on the Raul Julia version now.
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Gomez Addams (Raul Julia) with a drink
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“America Is A Gun” by Brian Bilston
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BEAR @bears-1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DdmRVNd... GREAT - CAN THEY RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES !!!!!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't think it's a coincidence that Trump is banning news outlets the week before a court's deadline for Todd Blanche to release interview notes with underage girls Trump is alleged to have raped and threatened. He'd rather we talk about his censorship than his pedophilia.
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock @angrybitchflo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Awww, poor little narcissist cried loud enough that everyone walked away...
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope this email finds you still registered to vote
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NC Cranky Crone @crankycrone1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A good reminder of just how long this has been going on.
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NC Cranky Crone @crankycrone1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😂 Good one.
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