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Andy of Maps

@andysmaps.bsky.social
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Mapmaker. Scribbler. Yeller. Painter now? Following me is a poor life choice. Sorry.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18h
jeez can ya keep it down out there, some of us are trying to sleep
orange cat peeking his head out behind a blanket looking half asleep
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 5h
25 years ago today, the U.S. went to war in Afghanistan. I was 12 At 22, I fought in the same war At 32, the Taliban, who we overthrew in 2001, came back in to power, starting a refugee crisis that has defined the last 5 years of my life. 25 years later, what have we learned?
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 6h
If instead of envisioning a secular rapture, you just begin with the basic assumption that people are born free and work out all the ways we can be free together from there, you’ll very naturally arrive at stunningly elegant solutions like “trans rights” and “freedom of movement.”
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 6h
www.liberalcurrents.com/remember-who...
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Remember Who You Are, Liberal
Chapter 20 (pp. 162–168) from The Reconstruction Papers.
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 6h
remember who you are, liberal
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 6h
Even when cops use Flock "correctly," apparently they still f*ck up Cops are great
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 7h
I promise you it can get worse and that your wife can get a lot angrier
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 7h
A comic of three colourful foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and the third one is little blue, big blue's little brother. In this one, the shading is slightly sharper and brighter than in normal reality, as Blue, Green, and Blue's brother are playing a videogame.
Green: Just to warn you too, I have never played a videogame in my life.
Baby Blue: Yeah, I know.

Both Blue and his brother freeze in horror as Green turns around to look at a cute little purple potato on the ground. The potato has eyes, and is looking right back at Green. A health bar has appeared above Green, and another one beneath the little potato. The potato's health bar is significantly larger than Green's.
Green: A "healthbar" means it's aggressive, right?

Blue and his brother watch in horror as Green runs off.
Blue: Stop running into more of them!
Green: I'm trying to run away!

Blue and his brother watch in mild disappointment as something unseen but clearly unsavoury happens to Green outside of the panel's view. A text appears above them, saying "<Green_Fox has died of making bad choices>"
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Sarah Hird, PhD @sarahhird.bsky.social · 7h
That time I put almost all the chipmunk species in the western USA on one map. Did you know there’s 1 species of chipmunk in Asia, 1 in eastern USA & >20 in western USA? (I’m not the crazy one here. The chipmunks are the crazy ones.)
Map of the western USA with 20 overlapping chipmunk species distributions in different colors.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 7h
Q: “what makes you an adequate middle management type law firm partner?” A: “oh a lot of skills, and let me start with the variety and quality of my excuses for not responding to your email before now. I really have fine tuned my craft on those over the years.”
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm delighted to announce that I was a lead writer & narrative consultant on Star Wars: Galactic Racer for a year. Super proud of my teammates, honored to be trusted with the opportunity--and so excited that people are already connecting with the game. Jump in today!!
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 20h
He bought real estate and vehicles in Florida to do this - isn't the CIA not allowed to operate on American soil? To avoid the old MKULTRA nonsense? Or am I misremembering?
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 20h
And Dred Scott was overruled by the 13th and 14th amendments. If political disfunction makes it impossible to amend the constitution, that is our fault as citizens and no "the supreme court can't do shit" legislation will paper over.
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 20h
things changed between 2006 and now, hard to believe
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 20h
Do you want Congress to be able to say that birthright citizenship doesn't exist, on a bare majority? I get the frustration iwth the current court, but past Congresses absolutely have decided to just ignore the Constitution.
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 20h
the children yearn for the Spartan agoge, Jane. (joking)
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 20h
though a lot of them claim to have retired early or be working an absurdly low number of hours due to their scheme.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21h
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A man discovers he emits a pheromone that makes him irresistible to werewolves in my new supernatural romance All Dogs Go To Kevin.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 21h
The same way the rest of us did, unfortunately. If you don't have privilege from generations back, you unfortunately have to work hard and achieve. Being a waiter and a mediocre basketball player at nearly 30 isn't going to take anybody very far.
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 22h
The less you understand, the better. Knowledge is a burden. This is not a place of honor.
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 23h
Look up Blood Bowl, especially if you're into creative hobbies. (I thought "Fantasy Football" in mainstream settings was referring to Blood Bowl for years before I found out the disappointing truth.)
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of bosses think that, unfortunately. I definitely feel better about mine.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 06/10/2026
….dammit they’re right
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 06/10/2026
I snuck into a nightclub every Wednesday for a year for the piano bar. They assumed I was 21 because holy shit I always look rough. On my birthday when I went the bouncer waved me through…but I insisted he actually look at my ID. He was not amused. Then he was amused.
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That does sound like the kind of thing an office of emotionally illiterate business bros would do to themselves.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Support 👏 deep voiced 👏 scammers 👏
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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social obligation
8:41 PM • 10/5/26 • 880 Views
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/10/2026
I M D E A D
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had to explain the stupidity of that to my non-tech coworkers (fortunately not my boss) and I'm not sure they believed me
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
50-80k words is a novel (though that's creeping upward) and I figure most likes of code would be a short sentence at least, maybe a long sentence. Impossible task to figure out all of it quickly.
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They want the credit for saving the day but without actually doing the work
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Turfster @turfster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It has no place in my world" So say we all.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 06/10/2026
It's National Fire Prevention Week.
An ebike battery with pretend fire coming out of it. The battery is full of popcorn. The text reads: The CPSC National Fire Prevention Week Ebike battery fire popcorn bucket*. Prevent fires deliciously and charge your ebike battery safely. Never charge the battery while you're sleeping or not home. Use only batteries and chargers approved by the bike manufacturer. *Not a real product.
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"kinda load-bearing" is an ominous phrase.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know what's just happened each time I reshare this. 😩😭
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grasping this shouldn’t have to be a part of media literacy, but unfortunately it is.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it woke to be horrified by what happened at Cornell--and by the "boys will be boys" excuse-making of so many then and now? If so, perhaps we should all be a little more woke?
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
like I promise you Boston does not have a college every four blocks because Americans think working hard and striving isn't important
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this" is just a classic of the genre.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 06/10/2026
Let’s play a game called “Middle aged preventative care or bottom”
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Andy of Maps @andysmaps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"middle aged preventative care OF bottom"
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Explaincars Drama: probably asking so they know how to appropriately address the partner of a toilet ghost keeping the “lav occupied” light on despite the lav appearing empty. For more information on toilet ghosts consult previous Explaincars Drama’s.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You might also be aware that gymnasia predate modernity by around 2,000 years, so it isn't 'modern day' work that is the issue.
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Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fine. He can use the second guest room, but he has to do his own laundry. Breakfast is at 7.
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