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Andy Penman

@andypenman85.bsky.social
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Here for jokes and fantasy football, mostly. A Jesus guy in (more or less) Glasgow

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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MGW selection on my wildcard: justified, even with no returns. #FPL
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What an absolutely mad sprint race! #F1 #SingaporeF1
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think that if I was really quite a sad person, I would be spending a lot of time with the new Phoebe Bridgers album.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hot Singles Used To Be In Your Area. Now Gentrification Has Taken Hold And Hot Singles Are Being Forced Into Arrangements To Afford Rent.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fouling an opponent to prevent a goal, getting sent off for it and then conceding from the free-kick anyway
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An F1 race on a Saturday is messing with all of our heads at home.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh dear. They can’t fire De Zerbi during the international break…can they? #TOTAVL
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please don’t call it man flu. Its correct name is manchester flunited.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Enjoying Bayern’s handshakes goal celebration 🤝😆 #BAYBOD #UCL
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh no…are Chelsea…fun? 😬
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Double Arsenal defence #FPL
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Sheldon Cooper's Paper Storm in The Big Bang Theory
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I bless the raves down in Slovakia
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Text which says "I always look forward to the coming of autumn because it means I can start on the third quarter of my quattro stagioni pizza."
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So…um… #FPL
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And now the hangover of having a BB1 squad begins. Who to bench: 🐝 Sangare ⚪️DCL 🤔 #FPL
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think it’s healthy for me to consider some of the choices I went against when making my #FPL GW1 squad. Here’s what I could have won (lost): 👉 Had a 6.5m defender in most of my drafts; whether NOR or VVD. Went with 2 Arsenal 5.5s instead, who got 11&9 points 👉 Had Mosquera as my only Arsenal def /
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well some of these choices are working out quite well this week aren’t they? #FPL #Sangare #Ajer #NoUnitedDefence
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#FPL 2026-27 here we go! I have never Bench Boosted in #GW1 - but there’s a first time for everything, right? Double Arsenal defence - and if Konsa comes in that’s an easy saving. Double Man U mids for the first couple - and an easy downgrade from Mbuemo to the next hot thing. 🧢🤖🇳🇴 Good luck all!
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pinned thread of my #FPL seasons since I migrated to Bluesky:
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Some of the old guard might not think a foreigner’s a good fit for the Scotland job, but if anyone knows about squandering a golden generation it’s a Belgian
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mad that an hour ago I hadn’t even heard of the manager who wins Euro 2028
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The season only truly begins once Sky Sports post and then hastily delete an inaccurate Scottish football graphic
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
First #FPL draft in place: 5.0 / 4.0 6.5 5.5 5.5 4.5 4.0 12.0 7.5 7.0 5.5 4.5 15.5 7.5 4.5 1.0m in the bank. 🤷‍♂️
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
ID 3217 😎 #FPL
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Really wish the Latitude festival would coincide with the Longitude festival. It would make it MUCH easier to find #LatitudeFestival
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No chance, watching it the first time was tedious enough
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And the last team to beat Spain in a competitive fixture remains…👀
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Sarahmcfadyen: Scott McTominay Goal
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Three quarters through and it’s Red Midfield 0 - 0 Blue & White Midfield 😴 #WorldCupFinal
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gonzo and Rizzo from a muppet Christmas carol saying “And football, which did NOT come home…”
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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 15/07/2026
2 - There are just two occasions of a team scoring first in the semi-final but not reaching the final of the FIFA World Cup in the 21st century – both of them are England (vs Croatia in 2018 and Argentina in 2026). Familiar.
England manager Thomas Tuchel looks dejected as his side lose to Argentina.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Bald Man Laughing
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 15/07/2026
“It’s no use. I drink and I drink, and I still can’t forget.”
“It’s no use. I drink and I drink, and I still can’t forget.”
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This 'Anyone But England' mentality is petty and reflects badly on us as a nation, and it's about time we por favor, ignoren el comienzo de este mensaje y apoyen a nuestros heroicos mexicanos contra los ingleses
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This looks like a Populate-Your-Own Cold War Steve template.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Bald Man Laughing
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It is my daughter’s birthday, and I now have 3 teenagers in my house. Kyrie Eleison.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If England have a man and a plan against Panama today it could go either way.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thanks for your part Côte d’Ivoire; thanks for nothing Germany.
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Luis Suárez's Freaky Friday Reaction
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Look, Americans, British homes aren't designed with air conditioning in mind. Our architecture values other things: heat retention, space management, trapdoors, automated breakfast-serving mechanisms which can be operated by a literal dog
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Today I (and all Scotland fans) feel: - Australian - German - Cote d’Ivorian - Japanese - Egyptian - Spanish - Iraqi - Austrian - Uzbekistani - Ghanaian
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Today I Feel Hungary - Gianni Infantino Meme
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think that’s arguably the best I’ve seen Scotland play at a tournament. Imagine if we’d tried that against Morocco 🙃😬🤷‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The worst possible outcome for Scotland. Shite result *and* a bit of hope
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Outstanding draw for Scotland in tonight’s 11:02pm kick-off
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