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Andy Penman

@andypenman85.bsky.social
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Here for jokes and fantasy football, mostly. A Jesus guy in (more or less) Glasgow

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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 13h
That went pretty well, all things considered. A green arrow off a wildcard, and my captain being the only candidate to do anything; can’t say fairer than that. The best thing? Injuries aside, I don’t need to do anything for next week 💪 #FPL
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Well, whatever happens in the courts, it just goes to show that money really can buy an excellent team to play on the pitch”
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MGW selection on my wildcard: justified, even with no returns. #FPL
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#FPL #GW6 Wildcard! Doubts about Pedro, but King’s the best first sub possible at this stage. Ditched Konsa in anticipation of future issues even if he plays this weekend. Raya set and forget; MGW for the away games; Gonzalo for the next 3; Silva & Muharemović for GW7 onwards. 🧢🇳🇴🤖 Good luck all!
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What an absolutely mad sprint race! #F1 #SingaporeF1
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#FPL #GW5 The tale of the tape was nothing to shout about. But when you’re doubled up on two teams both of which lose 3-0, it can happen. Pascal’s wager paid off though…🤷‍♂️ OR slide to just over 200k; nothing to worry about there though. Now…to wildcard!
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think that if I was really quite a sad person, I would be spending a lot of time with the new Phoebe Bridgers album.
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hot Singles Used To Be In Your Area. Now Gentrification Has Taken Hold And Hot Singles Are Being Forced Into Arrangements To Afford Rent.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
9/11 of my starting wildcard team…so, 81%? 😆
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s like you never went away
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is fun! Mixed up my Stans at the end though, landed in Turkmen rather than Khazak 🤔🤷‍♂️ www.maptap.gg October 7 100🎯 91👑 99🔥 99🔥 71🙂 Final score: 899
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fouling an opponent to prevent a goal, getting sent off for it and then conceding from the free-kick anyway
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An F1 race on a Saturday is messing with all of our heads at home.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roz Harrison is absolutely right about “on a hat-trick” - it’s irked me for years as well! Adding “for” to make someone “on for a hat-trick” almost feels like that’s what it would have originally been, and it’s been lazily dropped over time?
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, they’ve scored now, so that’s all fine. Never mind.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh dear. They can’t fire De Zerbi during the international break…can they? #TOTAVL
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To quote birthday boy @fplgeneral.bsky.social - “if in doubt, do nowt”. And there’s a lot of doubt this week - Pedro, White, Arsenal’s defence vs Brighton’s attack. So I’ve rolled my free transfer, played 🍁Davis and might wildcard during the break. Rock and/or roll! 🧢🇳🇴🤖 Good luck folks! #FPL #GW5
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes big swings work, sometimes they don’t. Going big on Chelsea attack worked; captaining Palmer less so. Tripling up on an Arsenal clean sheet was good (thanks Raya); White getting an injury just happens sometimes 🤷‍♂️ Happy with the process, and a green arrow to 79k OR is a good outcome! #FPL
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy birthday good sir! 🎂🎁🎉
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Rainier Wolfcastle: I was elected to lead, not to read
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Toy Story: Sheriff Woody & Shark Say Howdy
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m taking big swings from a position of strength. Thought about leaving Bruno and capping Haaland, but decided to go with the crowd on here instead. Triple Chelsea, triple Arsenal defence. What could possibly go wrong? Rodon, Bruno, Mbuemo ➡️ Konsa, Rogers, Palmer 🧢🥶 #FPL
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please don’t call it man flu. Its correct name is manchester flunited.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Enjoying Bayern’s handshakes goal celebration 🤝😆 #BAYBOD #UCL
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I couldn’t believe my eyes
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh no…are Chelsea…fun? 😬
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve had better triple captain gameweeks - and I’ve had significantly worse ones too. Can’t complain! Benching Pedro was entirely justified in the end, even though Rogers stole the double clean sheets. It happens! 🤷‍♂️ Very happy to still be in the top 100k OR. We move! #FPL #GW3
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Double Arsenal defence #FPL
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Sheldon Cooper's Paper Storm in The Big Bang Theory
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#FPL #GW3 Choices, choices. Here are mine: 🧢🧢🧢🇳🇴🤖 ✅ Benched Pedro against my double Arsenal defence, because…have you seen Arsenal? And Pedro is already potentially >100% EO, so until I add Rogers or Palmer…🤷‍♂️ 🧻 my FT. No emergencies given I can bench Rodon this week. Good luck all! 💪
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s not often I score 100 and still have regrets. Certainly felt smug on Friday night; not so much by Sunday evening. Oh well! Happy with my team all round, even if Leeds/Rodon let me down. 65k OR and feeling good! #FPL #GW2
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Nick Jonas Waving Hand and Smiling
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I bless the raves down in Slovakia
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Text which says "I always look forward to the coming of autumn because it means I can start on the third quarter of my quattro stagioni pizza."
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Scored 100+, could have been 10 more with the right captain…
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Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man Meme
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guess I know what I’m doing this evening then.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Paul Rudd's Iconic 'Look At Us' Moment
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Off his knee 😬🙃
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So…um… #FPL
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
👀😬
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bench boost last week: 23 points. What a win! Brilliant! Feeling very smug. Bench this week with DCL and Gross: 21+ Lief Davis. Oh well! 😆🤷‍♂️
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#FPL #GW2 Bench dilemmas all week - settled on praying for a dull 0-0 between Brentford and Leeds, playing both defenders plus Sangare for his defcons and benching DCL 😬 🧢🤖🇳🇴 Good luck all!
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Haaland captainer in the end?
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Paul Rudd: Who Would've Thought? Not Me
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Eze’s going to have a hard time getting through that midfield pivot of Reinders and Rhodri for sure.
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Andy Penman @andypenman85.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Love it, I’m in 👏
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