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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 09/10/2026

My NY district is solid blue with no exciting races so I'm trying to funnel all my enthusiasm into voting for Hochul. I coughed up a bunch of blood this morning.

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 09/10/2026

Another weekday. Another message from daycare that pinkeye is going around

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 08/10/2026

Really starting to feel like the wheels are coming off with the big guy

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 07/10/2026

My only major gripe with the original Star Wars movies is that they should've called him Dark Vader. That way we know he's bad right from the start, instead of revealing it at the end.

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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 28/09/2026

Apparently they added a deli counter

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 27/09/2026

Making my kid a damn omelette every morning like she’s Richie Rich

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 26/09/2026

I really thought he died or something. Too bad.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Farming Simulator 25 Beans & Alpacas Edition (PS5/XSX) up for preorder at Best Buy ($59.99) buff.ly/PNLqczk #ad

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 21/09/2026

Tom Brady just called a big throw “an absolute piss missile”

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 18/09/2026

They taught it to gamble and how to find indexed liveleak vids on the wayback machine

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 17/09/2026

The blue wave has gotten so big at this point, I don't need to vote anymore.

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 16/09/2026

Me watching my daughter on the daycare webcam putting another obviously sick kid’s pacifier in her mouth: ooo mama can’t wait to get those germs all up in me

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 16/09/2026

Gotta get me some of that strong, durable Israeli lumber

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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“So the movie’s called Digger. And I’m Digger. I think your fans will “dig” it!”

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 15/09/2026

Nate Silver? The Gambling addict?

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 11/09/2026

25th anniversary of me beating THPS for N64

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 11/09/2026

Regarding the terrible events of 9/11, you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to em"

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 16/08/2026

I’m in the mood to watch a DIY-style documentary about the skateboard scene in Southern California during the late 70s into the early 80s and also I’m in it and no one can do better tricks than me and I win the Xgames if that was a thing back then. Any recs?

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 07/08/2026

this is the look of a man who just took a big dookie in the bathroom and is surprised to see someone waiting outside to use it.

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 03/08/2026

This totally ignores that these are official “Baby Day” screenings where the lights stay on and the volume is kept low. They even play a warning before the movie that the showing is for babies and crying is allowed so if you weren’t aware you can request a refund. But go ahead and shit on parents.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

every time I see a clip of the TMZ tv show where they’re all huddled around laughing and having a good time about doing the work they do, I imagine an elderly person accidentally driving their car straight through it and my brain hits me with a dopamine blast so powerful I can see god waving hello

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

thought The Odyssey was broadly really really good but Nolan, going back to at least Batman Begins, has never met a fight scene where you can barely tell what’s going on that he didn’t like

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 24/07/2026

new Strokes album today. pretty cool that's still happening in the year 2026.

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 22/07/2026

They’re putting Haims in all sorts of movies now

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bea @frogappreciator.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

how many GULP sexual erm.. (tugging my collar) p-p-partners have i had .. ?? well ah.. nine (reading the room and feeling like a loser) hundred (realizing this might make me seem like a womanizer) men (afraid of coming off like a serial monogamist) at once

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 14/07/2026

Lol i did not know she sounded like that

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 30/06/2026

Covered in spicy rib sauce, handling my baby like a bag of mulch

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 30/06/2026

Dude was taking a big ol’ dookie

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 29/06/2026

Nobody wants to say it but WALL-E is, at its core, a movie about a little horny dude

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 21/06/2026

Explaining to my 80 yr old FIL why Macgruber and Vicky St. Elmo are dressed the same in this one scene

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 16/06/2026

Implies Bono and The Edge share a phone

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Killeumier @andrewvuilleumier.com · 14/06/2026

There’s a bunch of doctors just wailing on him with 1.5” zinc steel pipes in a hospital parking lot

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025

Tracy Morgan vomiting on the floor of MSG

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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

TRUMP: WE'VE BEEN TAKING OUT MILLIONS OF BBLS OF OIL NIGHTLY

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JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

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