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Andrew In America

@andrewglisson.bsky.social
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Genuine free range human. I come in pieces. I usually follow back if you seem like a legit account. Avatar is me with my chubby bearded face, smiling as I hold a glass of white wine in my right hand, pinky slightly out.

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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Fan theory: Full House is a Dukes of Hazzard prequel about Uncle Jesse playing with Beach Boys in his youth.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
We are taking the kids to the zoo and I am up late making a playlist of songs about animals just so I can be like, "What kind of chameleon do we have up next? Why, it's a Karma Chameleon!" #fatherhood
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Why do I keep watching The Pitt when I know they're going to fuck with me in the last 10 seconds of every episode?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Northwestern is the top seed in the Big Ten Basketball Tournament...'s first day.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
One of my more unusual unfounded convictions is that I personally could have helped the Beatles navigate their conflicts and avoid breaking up. I'm ready if you need me, Quantum Leap.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I had forgotten Michael Caine was in Miss Congeniality, or how good he and Sandra Bullock were. The whole pageant side is wonderful. Unfortunately, the FBI guys are disgusting. When it came out it was enough to make me dislike Benjamin Bratt as an actor, but now it's all noticeably yuck.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Damn it, I really like this play. I don't have time to do a play. But it's speaking to me.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Does anyone know why Josh Malina did a little guest spot on 9-1-1? Is he friend of someone on the show? A really big fan? Or did the Sports Night money finally run out?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Remember when Dr. Seuss just had children's books with a few cute animated tv adaptations and wasn't considered IP to exploit?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Ok, but from a strictly physics perspective, you can't defy gravity. It's the Law!
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Doing a puzzle Lost in the clouds Why is there so much sky?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
At this point, I think Jared Leto being in a trailer (in this case, Tron) is a red flag.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
What would Netflix have to pay to get Catherine Zeta-Jones to be Morticia as a horror host? Because that's the kind of programming I want my subscriber dollars going towards.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Caught Stealing looks like Aronofsky made a Guy Ritchie movie.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I thought The Materialists was one of the weakest rom-com/romances I've ever seen.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Are we at war?
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Alistair Kitchen @alistairkitchen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Hi everyone I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA!
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a man is wearing sunglasses and a hat that says davidson
Alt: Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) looking at Wang while driving his truck in BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986)
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
While I admit that The Pitt has an ER vibe, I don't think you can claim a copyright/IP infringement. They're both medical dramas about ER units starring Noah Wiley, and to me that's too generic.
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Michelle @michelle345.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Posting a lovely new-to-me mural in Uptown for a timeline cleanse
My black upright Linus mixed bike in front of a colorful murial by Christian Paz called Lakefront
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month! Being authentically yourself is one of the most important things in life!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
On my way up north. With 100 or so of my closest middle school band students.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I think if you created a new religion whose central tenet was to be as unlike Laura Loomer as you can be, it would be a pretty decent source of spiritual guidance.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
SNL needs to bring back its Chicago superfans for a Papal sketch. "Da Pope!"
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It's good to finally have a Pope who won't put ketchup on a hot dog.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Who builds their university on TWO sides of a freaking RIVER? What is wrong with these people?!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Seriously though - if you owned a hot dog stand, would you hire Pete Hegseth and trust him to run it competently?
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This is archetypally impeachable. Trump’s innovation is to just announce it publicly, so it gets framed as a controversial political choice instead of what it is: a crime against the Constitution.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
They say that George has another woman. -I'm not surprised. They say that George only lives with tramps. -I'm not surprised. They say he prowls through the streets in his top hat after midnight (-No!) and stands there staring up at the lamps. -I'm not surprised.
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Farran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
So the NY Times got a story about a second Signal chat because two people in that group of Hegseth's closest personal associates were willing to drop a dime on him? The eventual story about the story about the first story will be quite a read as well.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
If you get a signal chat from Pete Hegseth and it says "nuclear codes", don't open it.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
We just did the traditional Easter playing of video game Family Feud
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John Freeman @johnfreeman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Jim Lee celebrates Superman Day Go fetch!
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Jim Lee celebrates Superman Day
Go fetch!
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I am credibly excited by the new Fantastic Four movie. It really looks cool. Dear God, MCU, don't find a way to muff this one.
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J Keen @jkeen1213.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Certainly worth repeating in the times we are in..
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I need some music tonight.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Siri, ok to sleep in knee brace? #old
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
What up, fishes?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My pitch: They should totally do a My Best Friend's Wedding sequel focused on Rupert Everett with Julia swooping in to save the day and be fabulous. If they really want to blow people's minds, have Richard Gere play her husband.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Tonight it occurred to me that, when I was growing up, I felt that Marty McFly most closely represented who I thought the world wanted me to be at that time.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"Putt putt"? Heavens! It's the refined sport known as "miniature golf".
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
So look at that. DOGE has cost the US Treasury fucking half a trillion dollars. HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS. This is your cost savings.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Now they've gone TOO far!
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Chris T. @readyuser.one · 23/03/2025
these eyeballs are gone. Time was I would never let my sub lapse but now if my account isn't topped up, I could go weeks without bothering to renew. Sentiment catches up with you eventually.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Bill Burr is Billy Corgan after a few drinks.
Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins in a black double breasted suit (possibly a tux?) and black dress shirt, with a bald head and stubble, looking serious.Comedian Bill Burr, in a black tux and black dress shirt with the collar unbuttoned, with a bald head and stubble, smiling.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I had pho for the first time tonight and it was pho-nomenal!
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
tfw Molly O'Brien wins an Oscar
Miles and Keiko O'Brien from Star Trek, looking really happy
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