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Andrew In America

@andrewglisson.bsky.social
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Genuine free range human. I come in pieces. I usually follow back if you seem like a legit account. Avatar is me with my chubby bearded face, smiling as I hold a glass of white wine in my right hand, pinky slightly out.

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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
That's why they all have smartphones in Dukes of Hazard
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Fan theory: Full House is a Dukes of Hazzard prequel about Uncle Jesse playing with Beach Boys in his youth.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
We are taking the kids to the zoo and I am up late making a playlist of songs about animals just so I can be like, "What kind of chameleon do we have up next? Why, it's a Karma Chameleon!" #fatherhood
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Why do I keep watching The Pitt when I know they're going to fuck with me in the last 10 seconds of every episode?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
By my calculations, our path to the Big Dance is to win six straight games in the conference. "So you're saying there's a chance!"
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Northwestern is the top seed in the Big Ten Basketball Tournament...'s first day.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
One of my more unusual unfounded convictions is that I personally could have helped the Beatles navigate their conflicts and avoid breaking up. I'm ready if you need me, Quantum Leap.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I had forgotten Michael Caine was in Miss Congeniality, or how good he and Sandra Bullock were. The whole pageant side is wonderful. Unfortunately, the FBI guys are disgusting. When it came out it was enough to make me dislike Benjamin Bratt as an actor, but now it's all noticeably yuck.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Damn it, I really like this play. I don't have time to do a play. But it's speaking to me.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Some of these 9-1-1 guests couldn't get cast in a Hallmark movie, so the gig can't pay well. Poor Josh, fallen on hard times. Next stop: Law & Order corpse.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Does anyone know why Josh Malina did a little guest spot on 9-1-1? Is he friend of someone on the show? A really big fan? Or did the Sports Night money finally run out?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Remember when Dr. Seuss just had children's books with a few cute animated tv adaptations and wasn't considered IP to exploit?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This is the closest I've come to wanting to convert to Catholicism, so Pope Leo must be doing something right.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Now, she could USE gravity to warp spacetime, which, given enough mass and density, could create quite unusual phenomena.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Ok, but from a strictly physics perspective, you can't defy gravity. It's the Law!
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Doing a puzzle Lost in the clouds Why is there so much sky?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
At this point, I think Jared Leto being in a trailer (in this case, Tron) is a red flag.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
What would Netflix have to pay to get Catherine Zeta-Jones to be Morticia as a horror host? Because that's the kind of programming I want my subscriber dollars going towards.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Caught Stealing looks like Aronofsky made a Guy Ritchie movie.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Chris Evans does his workday Brooklyn Cap persona, and we've seen this side of him so many times I just groan now. The accent shifts whether he's in Boston or New York, but it's the same deal. Other than his looks, he doesn't have a lot going on to recommend him as a romantic interest.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I was excited to see Pedro in a comedy -- despite his success with monotone characters in Mandalorian and Last of Us, he's one of the most charismatic and charming actors out there. But here he's given no dialog more engaging than an accounting lecture. What a waste!
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Also, Harry feels like he's being set up as someone to challenge Lucy's rather jaded views on relationships, but mostly he agrees with her. Their only major point of disagreement is her worth in the dating market.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
What a wasted opportunity! After he leaves, why not see how the scene plays out with the first suitor? We could see his reaction to this rival. We could see how she tries to play it off with him (which would tell us a lot about the nature of her relationship with this ex.) Instead it just cuts away.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Very minor spoiler: I knew we were in trouble when she had her meet (I don't think it qualifies as a meet cute) with one character and then her ex bf interrups them. They hug and agree to talk after the event, and the film just...cuts away.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It really does very little with three attractive, charismatic leads. They're given so little character that it's hard to care about their choices and reasons for those choices. It's all so boring.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It's very much a rom com in structure, but I can't remember anything that made me laugh. It's one of those rom-coms that's condescending to rom-coms, telling you how much smarter than a rom-com it is without successful executing any of the genre's elements.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I thought The Materialists was one of the weakest rom-com/romances I've ever seen.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Are we at war?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Very true.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
He also torched a red hot career (they were hoping he was the next Tarantino) because people quickly realized he wasn't worth putting up with.
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Alistair Kitchen @alistairkitchen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Hi everyone I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA!
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a man is wearing sunglasses and a hat that says davidson
Alt: Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) looking at Wang while driving his truck in BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986)
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I wonder if that's why it went on forever with a million casts without really increasing or decreasing in quality or why cast such a short shadow on both TV and culture.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
What's kind of interesting is how few unique elements ER had. You could, in my mind, take any unaired ER script, change the names, and it wouldn't be an infringement. ER had great characters and individual episodes, but it was at its core a generic medical drama.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
While I admit that The Pitt has an ER vibe, I don't think you can claim a copyright/IP infringement. They're both medical dramas about ER units starring Noah Wiley, and to me that's too generic.
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Michelle @michelle345.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Posting a lovely new-to-me mural in Uptown for a timeline cleanse
My black upright Linus mixed bike in front of a colorful murial by Christian Paz called Lakefront
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month! Being authentically yourself is one of the most important things in life!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It's an eerie feeling right up there with your kid telling you about her new imaginary friend Mr. Howdy.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
There are moments in life where you think "I am one crazy vision away from being in a Final Destination." This is one of those moments.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
On my way up north. With 100 or so of my closest middle school band students.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I think if you created a new religion whose central tenet was to be as unlike Laura Loomer as you can be, it would be a pretty decent source of spiritual guidance.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Ann he's chosen as hiz Pope name da name of our most annointed Saint -- Pope Ditka!
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
SNL needs to bring back its Chicago superfans for a Papal sketch. "Da Pope!"
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Is Vatican City designed on a grid system?
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I hope he will be a Pope tolerant of many traditions: deep dish, tavern style, pan, Detroit style, New York style, and yes, even California pizza traditions.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It's good to finally have a Pope who won't put ketchup on a hot dog.
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Andrew In America @andrewglisson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Who builds their university on TWO sides of a freaking RIVER? What is wrong with these people?!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Seriously though - if you owned a hot dog stand, would you hire Pete Hegseth and trust him to run it competently?
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This is archetypally impeachable. Trump’s innovation is to just announce it publicly, so it gets framed as a controversial political choice instead of what it is: a crime against the Constitution.
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