Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 12hstatic.klipy.comOffice Phone Call HijackALT: Office Phone Call Hijack 071
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ultimate Pit of Darkness, and anything with the Sizzler Sisters.static.klipy.comKids In The Hall: Evil! Impolite and Evil!ALT: Kids In The Hall: Evil! Impolite and Evil! 110
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Man, the amount of Canadian and Midwestern U.S. comedy genius in this photo is off the charts. 000
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They're coming for your loved ones. What will you do?thehill.comEducation Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ studentsThe Education Department announced Monday it has formally rescinded the Biden-era Title IX interpretation that gave sex-based discrimination protections to students on the basis of sexual orientati… 000
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell. 1245183658
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A deep dive into an underreported part of the regime.newrepublic.comWe Need to Talk About the ApocalypseEnd-times prophecy, pro-war prayer circles, Democrats as demons: Christian dominionism’s influence is everywhere in the second Trump administration—and increasingly, within America itself. Can democra... 000
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does 1124700704
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years 43136202798
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Rudy Giuliani Suddenly Realizes He’s Been Grinning During Entire 9/11 Ceremony theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-suddenly… 11104886
Reposted by Andy Fitzpatrickcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149183712
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people 59220527586
Reposted by Andy Fitzpatrick🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You can survive most horror movies by politely but firmly saying "no thank you" 34865147
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickDennis Perkins @dennisperkins5.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Anti-vaxxers are bad parents, selfish assholes, and terrible citizens of a society. Yes, every one. www.wmtw.com/article/kind...wmtw.comVaccination exemption rates for US kindergartners reach record highCDC data show child vaccination rates declined, while nonmedical exemptions hit 4% nationwide. 24816
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If Ellison was alive to see this gross thing, his pure rage could power civilization for a century. 000
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I do not consider this idea fun and I have zero doubt the answer is not fascinating 0110498
Reposted by Andy Fitzpatrick🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Both atomic bombings, of Hiroshima & Nagasaki, as well as firebombings of Japanese cities were warcrimes. Fixed that for us all. Nagasaki also taught Truman not to predelegate nuclear weapons use. Hap Arnold report created map on left; USAF Impact magazine correlated firebombed cities to USA: 22811
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickHunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026In Bari Weiss' Free Press, Olivia Reingold reported from El-Sayed's watch party that "there were keffiyehs as far as the eye could see ... keffiyehs on heads, keffiyehs as belts, keffiyeh-printed phone cases." Not a single one made it into images from Reuters, a local ABC station, or Detroit News. 1323189656
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The coastal elites of Michigan have spoken 261605155
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks! 98145423383
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 24/07/2026It is political malpractice for Democratic senators to be helping Trump fill judicial vacancies four months before the midterms. Completely unserious people.ballsandstrikes.substack.comI Am Begging Senate Democrats to Do Anything Other Than Help Confirm Trump JudgesFour months before the 2026 midterms, three Democratic lawmakers have decided to give a historically unpopular president a little boost. 10556391337
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickStephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This morning in 1945—at 5:29 AM (Mountain War Time)—about 35 miles southeast of Socorro, New Mexico, the nuclear age began with a big bang. Contrary to later widespread assumptions, the area surrounding the remote TRINITY test site was not uninhabited, and the fallout did not drift away harmlessly. 17841
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickLustyTireFire (Erotic Thriller) @lustytirefire.bsky.social · 15/07/2026We've been watching The Prisoner and we keep yelling at the screen literally any time anyone offers Number 6 some food like you stupid asshole you keep getting DRUGGED with the FOOD, they're gonna feed you to the BALLOON 87719
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Back when I was on Twitter, before it was lousy with Nazis (well, less so), Sam Neill's Two Paddocks acct was a little bright spot in my day. 010
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/07/2026The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones 6821223
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This guy's political instincts told him to make fun of a former commander-in-chief whose late son was in the service, to a group trained to respect the office no matter what. 000
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickGhostbusters News @ghostbustersnews.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Harold Ramis reflects on how Ghostbusters became more than just a comedy, earning praise from psychologists for helping children overcome their fears and build confidence. 04313
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I never knew this, but "Cheers" absolutely is radio. 000
Reposted by Andy Fitzpatrickold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 19/06/2026eddie's chinese restaurant, michigan avenue, lansing, michigan, 1980 211513
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It really is incredible. Even at 47, I'm starting to see this creep into my life. 000
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 09/06/2026I am starting to wonder if shutting down a chunk of midtown and forcing Knicks fans to spend an hour-plus waiting outside so a widely loathed bigot could sit in a weird glass box and stare grimly into middle distance and then fall asleep might have had an effect on the energy in the building 333301488
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I don't know much about Broadway, but I do know that if there are awards for something John Lithgow is in, he should get one. 000
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Yourself, but as a cartoon:static.klipy.comMotormaster's Contribution: Energon Cube CollapseALT: Motormaster's Contribution: Energon Cube Collapse 000
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Name your fav non-DC or Marvel comic book movie. 000
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Ordinary people engaging in acts of bravery in the face of fascist consolidation of power is what will power the democratic revolution necessary to defeat authoritarianism. It’s a time of choosing and we’re all facing moral and ethical tests. 221552
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickProfessor Edward Birack @nicosan1.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It's The Sisko Day. Here is this scene on human existence in the Deep Space Nine pilot. 1234598
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 04/05/2026This year’s Met Gala theme is: The Big Bopper Everyone will be dressed in the singular signature style of The Big Bopper (1930-1959) 192066
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickComics in the Spooky Age 🧛♂️🧟♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Today is the birthday of writer John Broome (May 4, 1913-March 14, 1999). Cocreator of Hal Jordan, Wally West, Guy Gardner, Captain Comet, Sinestro, the Elongated Man, the Phantom Stranger, and more. 316332
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickJustin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Saying this now, just in case - - New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him - Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan) - Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them 10966961611
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 02/05/2026media.tenor.coma woman is talking on a cell phone in front of a lamp .ALT: a woman is talking on a cell phone in front of a lamp . 0253
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickRay E. Boomhower @rboomhower.bsky.social · 27/04/2026"No one man can terrorize a whole nation unless we are all his accomplices." Edward R. Murrow, who died on this day in 1965 12981672839
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickCarly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Book about how engagement metrics and the Internet killed journalism titled “Tragedy of the Comments” 325840
