Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 18hstatic.klipy.comOffice Phone Call HijackALT: Office Phone Call Hijack 081
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ultimate Pit of Darkness, and anything with the Sizzler Sisters.static.klipy.comKids In The Hall: Evil! Impolite and Evil!ALT: Kids In The Hall: Evil! Impolite and Evil! 110
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Man, the amount of Canadian and Midwestern U.S. comedy genius in this photo is off the charts. 000
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They're coming for your loved ones. What will you do?thehill.comEducation Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ studentsThe Education Department announced Monday it has formally rescinded the Biden-era Title IX interpretation that gave sex-based discrimination protections to students on the basis of sexual orientati… 000
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell. 1245183658
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A deep dive into an underreported part of the regime.newrepublic.comWe Need to Talk About the ApocalypseEnd-times prophecy, pro-war prayer circles, Democrats as demons: Christian dominionism’s influence is everywhere in the second Trump administration—and increasingly, within America itself. Can democra... 000
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And as everyone knows, only people who go to college cover their bodies with tattoos. 0140
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does 1124700704
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years 43136202798
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Rudy Giuliani Suddenly Realizes He’s Been Grinning During Entire 9/11 Ceremony theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-suddenly… 11104886
Reposted by Andy Fitzpatrickcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149183712
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My first thought during this scene was him watching her fall out of the sky over Genesis. 140
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people 59220517586
Reposted by Andy Fitzpatrick🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You can survive most horror movies by politely but firmly saying "no thank you" 34865147
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickDennis Perkins @dennisperkins5.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Anti-vaxxers are bad parents, selfish assholes, and terrible citizens of a society. Yes, every one. www.wmtw.com/article/kind...wmtw.comVaccination exemption rates for US kindergartners reach record highCDC data show child vaccination rates declined, while nonmedical exemptions hit 4% nationwide. 24816
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I love this take. Kind of related, I think Klingons having cloaks is one of the worst things in Trek. 110
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If Ellison was alive to see this gross thing, his pure rage could power civilization for a century. 000
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I do not consider this idea fun and I have zero doubt the answer is not fascinating 0110498
Reposted by Andy Fitzpatrick🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Both atomic bombings, of Hiroshima & Nagasaki, as well as firebombings of Japanese cities were warcrimes. Fixed that for us all. Nagasaki also taught Truman not to predelegate nuclear weapons use. Hap Arnold report created map on left; USAF Impact magazine correlated firebombed cities to USA: 22811
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickHunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026In Bari Weiss' Free Press, Olivia Reingold reported from El-Sayed's watch party that "there were keffiyehs as far as the eye could see ... keffiyehs on heads, keffiyehs as belts, keffiyeh-printed phone cases." Not a single one made it into images from Reuters, a local ABC station, or Detroit News. 1323189656
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The coastal elites of Michigan have spoken 261605155
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks! 98145413382
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I say this as a huge fan of the original: this should not have been canceled. 061
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 24/07/2026It is political malpractice for Democratic senators to be helping Trump fill judicial vacancies four months before the midterms. Completely unserious people.ballsandstrikes.substack.comI Am Begging Senate Democrats to Do Anything Other Than Help Confirm Trump JudgesFour months before the 2026 midterms, three Democratic lawmakers have decided to give a historically unpopular president a little boost. 10556391337
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickStephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This morning in 1945—at 5:29 AM (Mountain War Time)—about 35 miles southeast of Socorro, New Mexico, the nuclear age began with a big bang. Contrary to later widespread assumptions, the area surrounding the remote TRINITY test site was not uninhabited, and the fallout did not drift away harmlessly. 17841
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickLustyTireFire (Erotic Thriller) @lustytirefire.bsky.social · 15/07/2026We've been watching The Prisoner and we keep yelling at the screen literally any time anyone offers Number 6 some food like you stupid asshole you keep getting DRUGGED with the FOOD, they're gonna feed you to the BALLOON 87719
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026For sure. It's all just words we made up to describe being a responsible (or not) adult. 010
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Back when I was on Twitter, before it was lousy with Nazis (well, less so), Sam Neill's Two Paddocks acct was a little bright spot in my day. 010
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I try to ask myself, "what would Superman do?" That's being a man. It's right there in the name! 130
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/07/2026The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones 6821223
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026First, that's awesome. Second, I liked the weirdo deflector, with a blue glow behind it. Familiar, but showing evolving tech. But I would hate it on other ships. But that's me. 110
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026This is the right answer. And I even like that ship! 110
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This guy's political instincts told him to make fun of a former commander-in-chief whose late son was in the service, to a group trained to respect the office no matter what. 000
Reposted by Andy FitzpatrickGhostbusters News @ghostbustersnews.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Harold Ramis reflects on how Ghostbusters became more than just a comedy, earning praise from psychologists for helping children overcome their fears and build confidence. 04313
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I never knew this, but "Cheers" absolutely is radio. 000
Reposted by Andy Fitzpatrickold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 19/06/2026eddie's chinese restaurant, michigan avenue, lansing, michigan, 1980 211513
Andy Fitzpatrick @amfitzpatrick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026One thing that's hilarious/awful about that episode is that Wesley was at that station for the entire episode, except this one scene. Good time for a bathroom break, I guess! 000
