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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
okay so is nolan's odyssey even a little bit of a shenanigan? or is it just random beautiful people in ahistorical costumes that you can barely see due to poor lighting while a modern WOOOOOOOOMP sound effect echoes over the wine-dark seas of ancient greece
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
guess which almost-forty-year-old just had their first ever driving lesson!!!!!
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
leverage is one of my top 10 comfort shows and i've rewatched it a thousand times. but i will die mad about every season's hardison-centric episode. the heart of the team and he's the only one who's got to be ~humbled~ every time
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
doing some themëd beading
three beaded bracelets: 1) white beads with colored letters, LETTER; 2) solid colored beads with black letters, BERETTA; 3) clear colored beads with white letters, VENDETTA
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i've said it before and i'll say it again: i don't write like AI, AI writes like me. if you've been putting words on the internet since pre-pandemic times, you can (and should) say it too
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
not to get parasocial about it but dylan o'brien seems like such a truly gentle person???
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
so i am just now discovering that there's a genre of seasonal allergies where i'm just. itchy. everywhere. all the time. but i don't have hives! and my eyes feel swollen and tight but don't look that way. WHO DESIGNED THIS HUMAN BODY, i just wanna have a little chit-chat
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i've added cross-referencing to my mandarin vocab glossary and the whole experience is elevated the older i get the more i fucks with giles
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
at some point in the '80s one of my mom's friend made her a mixtape that was just one specific james ingram song repeated seven times on each side. i wanna say it was "100 ways"? anyway i think about max mayfield listening to one [01] song on repeat for like three years and i get so annoyed
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i haven't even watched heated rivalry yet and i'm excited about this. the recent steady rise dylan o'brien is 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
question: did we ever find out a) if a raven is like a writing-desk b) if so, how and why
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
a key part of this is freezing them in a solid container. give it a shake every once in a while so the scallions don't freeze into a giant clump but stay discrete
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
did you know that if you so desire you can chop up fresh scallions and freeze them instead of letting them turn to horrible onion goop in your fridge. and then you can use them to garnish your ramen like you're fancy
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i wish my response to stress was fight or flight! freeze and fawn is awful
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
recently i've had born this way stuck in my head, but i could nOT remember the word "beige" (in my defense... that lyric is absurd) so i've just been singing "no matter black, white, or ¿grey?" to freddie
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
another day, another opportunity to be disgruntled about the vvitch
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
it was in the high 70s today, and tomorrow it's going to be low 40s and sleeting. north carolina... are we okay
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
god i love a good arranged/contract marriage. the mortifying ordeal of having a crush on your own spouse 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
recently i've been trying the radical step of taking otc meds for minor ailments, i.e., tums for heartburn, and you would not believe the results
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
my dad's stepdad was a photographer. my mom's dad was some kind of genius in physics and/or chemistry - he worked on the manhattan project 😬. my mom's stepdad, who's the only grandpa i remember, was one of the first licensed black pediatricians in baltimore
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i'll be honest, i still don't really understand what sandalwood smells like
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
the feminine urge to watch the (almost-) three-hour-long director's cut of midsommar
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Rachel Charlton-Dailey @rachelcdailey.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
these ads that are like "ask more from your phone"... i am dying to ask less of my phone
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
imagine speaking your first language totally fluently, then going to the immense trouble of learning english, the most inconsistent gwyg trash findings language on the planet, and then arriving confidently in the u.s. and getting smacked in the face with our eight zillion regional accents
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 23/02/2026
very important video please watch
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
there's nothing like trying to mind your own business and watch some poorly-subtitled soapy vertical dramas on youtube when, amongst the trashy pro-ai ads, you get a jumpscare ad of chris pratt asking you to pray with him
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
well the wikipedia page says audrey gelman (co-founder of the wing) graduated from my high school but she must have transferred in senior year because i dropped out as a junior and she Was Not There
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David J Bradley @davidjbradley.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
sometimes i just get "honey-bun" from south pacific stuck in my head for weeks. fucken W H Y
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A block of loopy, swashy hand drawn lettering. Colored in an orange to purple gradient with a deep black 3D effect and some grungy decay and color filtering added. It reads, of course, ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 07/02/2026
this morning, love, I’m tired and grave #SaturdayPoem
Fiona Benson
Almond Blossom

This morning, love, I’m tired and grave;
I can barely hear the wintered bird’s small song
over the hum of the central heating.
We must trust, I suppose, to the song’s bare minim:

that spring will be a green havoc
as the trees burst their slums
and the dirt breaks open to admit
crocus-spear and cyclamen;

and though we can’t yet feel it
earth’s already begun
her slow incline, inch by ruined inch,
easing you back from the brink.
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
my absolute favorite kind of fictional (okay, and real) relationship is one in which nothing bad happens. by which i mean the participants are braced back-to-back brandishing knives at the rest of the world but never each other
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
pumpkin pie. really anything in the pumpkin-sweet potato-butternut squash oeuvre is an immediate no from me
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Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Can a woman not have hobbies
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
hey if you're in the mood for an unhinged revenge-themed asian drama but don't have 40 hours for "the double" or "blossom" (both 10/10 historical cdramas) may i recommend "marry my husband" and/or "perfect marriage revenge" (both 10/10 modern kdramas)?
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
well - on my dad's side, the transatlantic slave trade 😬 on my mom's side... cossacks?
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@traceynick.bsky.social tracey, when you go grocery shopping... you check your eggs for cracks, right?
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Johnathan Lemay @fankuan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
A corgi's head barely surfacing atop deep snow, against a backdrop of an old wooden fence
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents. and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
is a wig skill deficit the reason for never showing anyone with their hair down in chinese historical dramas? why can i see these people in their nighties but they've still got their precious metal guans on and jade hairpins in
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
delight of the day: just found out that the author (sir osbert sitwell) of one of my favorite poems (orpheus: www.poetry.com/poem/35231/o...) was ✨️gay✨️ and partnered with the love of his life for more than 40 years before his death
poetry.com
Orpheus by Sir Osbert Sitwell
Read, review and discuss the Orpheus poem by Sir Osbert Sitwell on Poetry.com
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Defenceless under the night Our world in stupor lies; Yet, dotted everywhere, Ironic points of light Flash out wherever the Just Exchange their messages: May I, composed like them Of Eros and of dust, Beleaguered by the same Negation and despair, Show an affirming flame. -W. H. Auden
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
does anyone else ever consume media as though you are spock
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
i'm gonna need insta to STOP showing me ads for gorgeous print cotton pajamas that cost over $100 a pair, it makes me so mad every time
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!" "Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!' - two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
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🌳🌱🌴✨️ entmoot ✨️🌿🌲🪴 @amazonziti.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
the internet's current owl trend is so wholesome and endlessly delightful
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