iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked

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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning

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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Exactly one year ago today:

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

i bet it all on "will the strait of hormuz open by april" on polymarket. desperate, i launch a solo mission to open the strait. piloting a boat down the persian gulf, i immediately get blown up by a mine and die. "first person to get blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz" pays out on march 31st

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

everyone is getting caught up in the more commercially fronted festival of saturnalia, but it’s important to remember that december 25th is actually about the birth of sol invictus, the unconquered sun!

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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

denmark rocks bc theyll notice that only 80% of their population is currently laying in the grass in a park with a six pack of 8% beer reading a book while on a 3 hour lunch break from work making $50/hr selling croissants at a cafe called GOBBO or FLUUZ and their government will spring into action

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

The thing about the Diddy verdict and the budget bill is that you can and should take both of them seriously. Powerful men getting away with violence isn’t a distraction from Trump and his administration. It’s the same thing powered by the same rhetoric and logic of abuse

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 19/06/2025

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/06/2025

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

being a baby was probably cool. being a large person is more work, but it ain’t bad sometimes.

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

got a new job! can’t talk much about it rn but let’s just say it comes with a really cool hat.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

black smoke = we don’t have a pope white smoke = we do have a pope grey smoke = we might have a pope red smoke = stop for the pope green smoke = go pope go yellow smoke = watch out for the pope purple smoke = grape flavored pope orange pope = glad i didn’t say banana pope

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

freud: so, i’ve come up with this new technique to treat human mental pain. everyone: wow, cool! will it make us happy? freud: well no, but it’ll return you to a normal state of unhappiness.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

in honor of sigmund freud’s birthday, think about every mistake you’ve ever made and completely suppress it.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

i forgot jesus died today… i knew the vibes were off.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

VICE be like: “This Slovak Commune Is Harboring Pangolin Traffickers Who Use Their Scales In A New Street Drug Called ‘Mucky’ Popular Among Day Laborers In Moldova”.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Altman is using Studio Ghibli’s popularity very specifically to push users into OpenAI’s paid tiers, and presumably neither Ghibli the company nor its artists will be compensated in any way.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

the concept of “you should still care about problems that don’t directly affect you personally” is apparently lost on many people.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

on this day in 44BC, julius caesar looked around and said, “kind of a weird vibe in here”.

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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

This is how they be talking to you in the pawn shop after offering you $40 for your PS5

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

partner: you’re taking up my entire side of the bed. me: every border implies the violence of its maintenance.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

it turns out not being depressed requires a baseline level of healthy delusion which i simply lack.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

texting “hahaha” is kind of aggressive… and like, i can’t imagine feeling that happy about something except garlic.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

how is even one person happy on this planet? remarkable to not ever hate it here.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

if i seem quiet during a date, it’s because i’m thinking about the time french composer erik satie wrote a play called “cancelled” and the play was cancelled after opening night because people saw the sign and didn’t show up.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

something about walking along the simple symmetry of a paved road makes life feel complicated. something about walking among the complex tangle of a pathless woodland makes life feel simple.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

this meme started as a joke but i think we’re getting closer to a time when it will become the founding document of a new political party, which i will join btw.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

imagine carving the oceans into landless nations. border buoys littering the rolling waters, struggling in tiny voices to hang names and loyalties on all that living motion. it seems ridiculous. with just a little more imagination, it seems equally ridiculous on land.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

may compassion be extended to those of us for whom chaotic events create chaotic responses. may we learn to integrate the pattern of seeking safety by camouflaging ourselves in the chaos of our surroundings.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

self-deprecation is negging by proxy, confessing love is a bombing.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

how simple doomsday would be if the mere act of not creating was enough to avoid it. how little we would have to worry about if the survival of the species was as simple as no longer demanding that our toys talk to us.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

prank idea: give every person access to all the information in the world without teaching them to discern what’s true.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

covering “sarcasm: just another service i offer” t-shirt with a t-shirt that says “i’m not that interested in sarcasm” to catch my rivals off guard.

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

the fact that 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 is complimentary but 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 is pejorative shows that we as a society venerate the act of creation while simultaneously despising the product of creation. in this essay i will—

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

palestine will be free, from one unspecified geographical parameter to another unspecified geographical parameter. 🇵🇸

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

harrison ford as meursault in 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 movie adaptation, 1981:

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Amanda M. Melito @amandammelito.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

ok foucault i hear you but did you maybe consider that even the body itself might be an inescapable prison.

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