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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is there going to be a way for people who can't make it (say, because they have other commitments or live many states away) to see this?

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That does seem to be a factor.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

And if Trump decides that it *does* work that way and the other two branches go along with it... then what?

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

More like eight-and-a-half decades.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The French fry covering his tiny ding-dong is *chef's kiss*.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's okay. Susan Collins says that Susan Collins has learned her lesson.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm nothing but commons.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I need to rip one and shred the other. They sound like the same thing, but they're not. Isn't English a fun language?

A Blu-ray Disc and some junk mail.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's not tiny; it's non-existent.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

A Honda Odyssey minivan.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Remember that scene in "The Dark Knight" where Gordon leaves The Joker in the interrogation room with Batman? That, but with Wolverine.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Is she saying that she got fired for not saying "please" and "thank you"?

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"We bribed our way into this, surely we can bribe our way out of it, too!"

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The headline should have followed the lede's lead. "King" Harald "V" of "Norway" "Dies" at "89"

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

American Christians love everything about Sharia Law except the religion that practices it.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It's a death cult AND a grift.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A great essay about what Peter Cullen meant to us Transformers fans.

What Peter Cullen, best known for his role as Optimus Prime, meant to me.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Unfortunately, yes. www.tmz.com/2026/08/27/p...

'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85

Peter Cullen, famous for voicing Optimus Prime in the 'Transformers' franchise, is dead.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Fuckin' A, man. First Dolly, then Tim, and now Optimus Prime.

news.tfw2005.com

Peter Cullen Has Died

It is with very heavy hearts that the team at TFW2005.COM shares the news with Transformers fans around the world that the beloved and legendary voice actor behind one of the most iconic characters in fiction - Peter Cullen, THE voice of Optimus Prime - has passed away at the age of 85. TMZ first...

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I tried riding a Kamen once. Those things buck like you wouldn't believe.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Screaming Toonces continues to kill me to this very day.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*cancels order for rocket ship*

Panel from an old comic strip/book. An astronaut standing in the doorway of a rocket ship speaks to a crowd, "No...no...people...the whole universe is full of PEOPLE! There's no escape..."

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When did you stop doing joke headlines?

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I love Doc Martin! The wacky sound effects and the way he drew everyone with big floppy feet! He was the best!

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

A bunny with a pancake on its head, with the caption "I have no idea what you're talking about...so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head."

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I don't see how all this is easier to type than "Whoops, read his name wrong. My bad.", but you do you.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If that's easier than admitting that you made a mistake.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Bro.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

40 years ago, Optimus Prime died 21 years ago.

news.tfw2005.com

Happy 40th Birthday, Transformers the Movie!

Today in Transformers history, on 8 August 1986, Transformers the Movie opened in theaters. A tour de force with incredible animation (most of the time) and a classic score and soundtrack, Transformers the Movie introduced audiences to new characters like Hot Rod, Arcee, Ultra Magnus, Galvatron and Unicron, as well as infamously killing off whole...

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"The economy is so bad that I had to sell one of my yachts, and now my friends are making fun of me because I only own six!"

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

They have enough money to afford a *second* home worth millions and are losing their minds over a $64k tax? These people are sick in the head.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I would also like to hear more about the pigs.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

So that's a "no" on the bridge?

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If you think Trump, Bannon, et al have any capacity for goodness, I have a bridge in Brooklyn that I think you'd be very interested in purchasing.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

We must not delude ourselves into thinking that these people can be redeemed.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Does anyone know who this quotation is attributed to?

A sign outside of a swimming pool that reads "Proper swimming attire is required to enter the pool" (including quotation marks).

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I'm going to forward this article to the Times the next time they try to get me to subscribe.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Are the Doritos falling on her head or are they spewing out of her head?

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Now I understand why "May you live in interesting times." is a curse.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I've watched dozens of documentaries about roadrunners, and the things they do to coyotes just chill my blood. Such horrid creatures.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Was he afraid that he'd never go back?

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pretty sure Cato won't let you in *unless* you do that.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It's the U.S. trying to hide its face while it's getting perp-walked into fascism.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

She's as qualified as everyone else Trump's endorsed.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

They don't deserve Officer McSexy.

Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

"Going"? My friend, he's miles beyond "going".

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Transforms from fedora-sporting hook-handed robot to hatless hook-pawed wolf in 3 steps!

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The whole paw curls? Fuuuuuuuuuuck, that can't be good...

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

You write your eulogy in life. If you want people to mourn, make your life something to celebrate. If you want people to celebrate, make your life something to mourn.