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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I need to rip one and shred the other. They sound like the same thing, but they're not. Isn't English a fun language?

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

So that's a "no" on the bridge?

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Does anyone know who this quotation is attributed to?

A sign outside of a swimming pool that reads "Proper swimming attire is required to enter the pool" (including quotation marks).

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

"We need to tap into the market of people who smoke melted-down cocaine and are also shopping for a new bed. But how to reach them... Wait, I've got it!"

A MattressFirm lawn sign advertising a (large font) Free (small font) Adjustable (large font) Base.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

"*That's* not an axe..... *That's* an axe!" - Medieval Dundee

The small axe used by the neo-Nazi teen.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

As if the rapid dismantling of western democracy wasn't bad enough, there are *still* no Bitch Pudding action figures.

Fan-made Baby-Needs-A-Name and Bitch Pudding dolls by MyLifeInPlastic.com.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

We have a dementia-addled con-man in charge of our country who's starting wars and destroying the environment and the economy while he and his buddies use government institutions to enrich themselves at our expense. But we also have bubble-blowers shaped like T-Rex heads, so I guess it evens out.

A Bubble Blaster that looks like the head of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, which opens its mouth to blow a stream of bubbles.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Stan Smith's finally proud of his son.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

And here I was thinking "Nancy" is a family comic.

Panel 1: Nancy walks through a department store.
Panel 2: Nancy stops at a counter with a woman holding a hairbrush standing behind a sign that reads "Let us demonstrate our super hair brush".
Panel 3: The woman says, "Would you like a demonstration?"
Panel 4: Nancy turns away from the woman, bends forward, points at her buttocks, and says "Okay --- go ahead." while the woman looks at her, confused.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

The next time you're starting to feel some faith in humanity, remember that this sign exists.

A sign in a drive-thru window that says, "Please OPEN your window when in drive thru! We CANNOT HEAR you if your window is closed!".

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

There's no way this guy DOESN'T own a white van with "FREE CANDY" painted on the sides.

Texas congressional candidate Briscoe Cain, who looks like every stereotypical pedophile you've ever seen, mustache and all.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

We watched @rifftrax.com's unedited version of Mr. B Natural for the first time last night (don't ask how it flew under my radar for 12 years), and we were so disappointed to learn that she... sorry, HE... was just a shill for Big Instrument this whole time. Is there NOTHING pure in this world?!