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Allyssa Capri ♡

@allyssacapri.bsky.social
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31 | culture writer | bylines: /Film, Catapult mag, The Take on YT, others | witch wannabe | cinnamon spiced woo woo loudmouth hoochie mama🌙✨️🪷🌿🍄 allyssacapri.substack.com

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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Natasha Lyonne Gina Gershon 🤝🏻 Being cishet, playing lesbians
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Did you really re-appropriate the cover of The New Jim Crow for this thumbnail? Is that what I'm seeing here?
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I'm so worried for my kid(s), man.
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
litist Lilo & Stitch/kids movie discourse makes more sense if you realize the negativity is coming from Gen Z pseudo-intellectuals who did not grow up with the absolute renaissance of children's films and TV shows that Millennials did.
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Okada/Omega fanboys cry!!!! THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities
Store sign reading:

哇!这里全是护手霜!
WOW, THERE'S HAND CREAM ALL OVER HERE
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I know I'm a good writer because I just almost exceeded my word limit writing about a show I've literally never seen lol And it wasn't bullshitting either!
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Sometimes I get really, really upset that my dad didn't live long enough to see The Last Dance. A massive MJ fan. Would've been the highlight of his life and payoff of all his Bulls knowledge.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Three Memphis police officers have been found not guilty of all state charges in the killing of Tyre Nichols
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Memphis police officers found not guilty of all state charges in Tyre Nichols beating death
Defendants Tadarrius Bean, Demetrius Haley and Justin Smith were accused of fatally beating the 29-year-old Black man on Jan. 7, 2023.
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Bog witch energy
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 21/04/2025
Stone Cold Steve Austin crashed into the barricade. 😂😂😂 #WrestleMania
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hearing people GUSH about women's wrestling gives me life like few other things can. Goddamn. I love when women lace up the boots and go to work. (Or in other words, fine I will pay for Peacock to watch Rhea/Iyo/Bianca)
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Living Colour still fucks, Fightful can confirm
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JB 🐻✨🍉🪩 @jbfromdc.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/04/2025
there is no “epidemic,” he is almost certainly going to say it is vaccines and, well, stay safe everyone.
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Are Monday scaries a thing
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
RFK D** Challenge
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
GOOD
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I've taken up a new hobby, as I am contractually obligated to by my brain to maintain optimal stimulation. The hobby is home manicures. Anyways when they chip I feel like a disappointed parent upset with her children (my polish)
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
They new Blue's Clues guy Josh is cute and I personally find that to be an issue
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/03/2025
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Another issue is that the Valnet model has proven so profitable that other digital publishing corporations are replicating it in terms of SEO content mining. And the thing people don’t want to accept — it works. Those piece DO outperform original writing. www.thewrap.com/valent-labor...
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Valnet Blues: How Online Porn Pioneer Hassan Youssef Built a Digital Media 'Sweatshop'
The owner of entertainment websites Screen Rant, Collider, CBR and MovieWeb faces a lawsuit over exploitative work conditions.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The administration is removing phone support for Soc Security recipients. Making it more difficult for seniors to get their checks. It’s a back door way to cut SS benefits. Horrific. If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved
benefit.me
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
My husband's job has a really fucked up pay system where the managers above him have commission pay determined by how much their inferiors make/restaurant success. The FOH manager made a decision that employees have to pay for everything they eat. At the restaurant. They. Work. At.
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Nichole @pezdispensing.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
MORTOS MY BELOVED 🥰 #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
Fellas if ya girl is thicc, has flowing black hair, and is a minotaur... Then that's not your girl that's THE BEAST MORTOS
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Person who told you they would stand with you when it’s time to stand with you: Oh I meant that in the way where it made me feel good about myself to say it and not in the way where I actually had to do it
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Mariah and Toni put on the kind of match that says "put us in the main event next time, fuckers. Don't ever doubt us."
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
AEW's reputation as the premier women's deathmatch promotion remains undefeated. That was fucking insane.
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Toni Storm makeup giving Trixie Mattel the house down boots #AEWRevolution
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Especially living in WA, there is zero reason to pay for Prime becauae you get the shit next day anyway (I very rarely buy from the Bezos Place but when I have since I've been here)
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
!!!!!!
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Subway trying to sell me on a $6.99 footling after spending a decade selling to me for $5. Okayyyyy We're definitely seeing them go bankrupt in my lifetime
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Idk I just kinda feel like there have been several dozen men's matches to main event PPVs that didn't deserve to so idk why a women's match has to be "deserving" of that spot for any other reason than the match being for the world title. Unless y'all see that title as inherently lesser than—oh wait
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
it’s a hard thing to do, but Toni Storm and Mariah May perfectly split the difference between Serious Intensity and Dumb Wrestling Shit
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Clarkisha Kent @clarkishakent.blacksky.app · 05/03/2025
BIRDS OF PREY NATION RISEEEE
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a woman with blue hair and a tattoo on her chest says i 've got this ..
Alt: a woman with blue hair and a tattoo on her chest says i've got this, as she stumbles to the right. The woman is Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
laaaaaaaaaAAAAcriMOOOOOOsaaaaa
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Tyga, Travis, Tumothee....Kylie has a thing for T names
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Will still never forget when an editor turned down a pitch I submitted asking "who is Euphoria for" and they turned it down because "it's one of the most popular shows on TV. Why does it matter who it's for?" and now people are talking about the crisis of YA and how adults are consuming it now
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Rewatched Paris is Burning and saw Willi Ninja saying how he wanted his voguing to make it all the way to Japan, and knowing that decades later there would be a Japanese house on a TV show bearing his name.... I teared up.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 27/02/2025
If RBG knew more about anti-Black racism, and cared more about it, the Supreme Court wouldn't look like it does today. How are you going to form a coalition to protect "women's rights" and "Black people's rights," when white women vote against Black women more than they vote for themselves?
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
(Highlighting the fraction of mean fans who make jokes about a celeb's appearance over the many concerned fans who believe their fave may be gravely ill is dense and bad. People on the internet suck but parasocial relationships make it more likely that ppl are genuinely concerned, not dogpiling)
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
!!!!!
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
NOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Her neoliberal politics aside, that Oprah accumulated her massive wealth off the back of a journalism career is crazy. Unheard of. There's truly not a story like hers, and regardless of anything else it is inspiring if we're just looking at the 80s to 00s portion.
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
GOOD
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
"Pray for Me," "Cry for Me," damn Abel maybe you're too demanding
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Allyssa Capri ♡ @allyssacapri.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The fact that I heard the Fugees' Killing Me Softly on the radio an hour ago and the DJ made NO MENTION of her passing. Smdh
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