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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Why have iplayer removed the ability to sort films?

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me: Can't we just accept it's an imperfect world? QA: no

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's only 8am and I've already finished my ration of coffee #BackToSchool

An empty French Press sits forlornly atop an oak kitchen worktop. All the stuff needing to be cleaned since yesterday's dinner is hidden from sight via clever (if I say so myself) positioning and focusing.

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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My fav comfort watch when Im in a really sad mood is Clue. And it would never work without the glorious, the eternal, the charming Tim Curry himself May we never forget that smile, Mr Curry. And thank you for the hours and hours of joy.

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Clue Movie: Wadsworth, Miss Scarlet & Mrs. White

Alt: Clue Movie: Wadsworth, Miss Scarlet & Mrs. White all piled around a door, making various kinds of faces. Tim Curry's character makes his characteristic one sided smirk.

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Love reviews like these. What you've got to ask yourself is do I feel lucky?

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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

What weird or niche museum do you live next to? This global weird museum map has the answer! I live close to wool, sex, and surfing museums. Find your museums on this map: buff.ly/nqIi8BR

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Help settle an argument about why they carve crosses in the bottom of Brussels Sprouts. My mum says it’s so they cook more evenly, I say it’s because they’re undead and it’s the only way to stop them coming back and eating your brains. My brother claims it’s so they expand on impact for a kill shot

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/07/2026

Puppy Court is now in session!

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Article summary for 10 years since the #Brexit vote: Voted stay: it's the shit we expected Voted leave: wrong type of Brexit

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/06/2026

a perfect sketch. one of the funniest things ever put to film, imo youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok?...

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Save Corncob TV | I Think You Should Leave | Netflix

YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

There's about 200 calories in a donut. If I eat 6 a day and nothing else, I'd "technically" still be on a diet.

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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

In fairness, naming a place that is not currently working and causing problems throughout the world after himself is as inadvertently introspective as Donald is ever going to get.

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Looking for a backer to partner with me selling six-sausage-fingered gloves. All photographic evidence of the wearer can be denied as "AI slop"

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Where else can you watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in a day? c.org/KjHgTk98JS

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Accidentally typed "got stash pop" and suddenly I'm in a 1980s text-based adventure game

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Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Stop for a moment, and read... • Mary Oliver •

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Next time someone posts photos of ducks on the village WhatsApp group, I need to remember not to reply with a recipe

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Holding a pack of Bisto as Ottawan's D.I.S.C.O. comes on the radio creates an earworm of almost unimaginable horror.

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Little known fact: Viagra was synthesised from a herb only found in one English village

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Does she have 3 legs? Surely that gives her a significant advantage

Screenshot of news item, heading reads: Madison Chock and Evan Bates: Team USA ice dancers chase individual gold at Winter Olympics 2026
In the photo, Madison looks as though she has 3 legs

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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

That‘s the spirit.

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Anand Menon @anandmenon.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Jesus. And it raises another question. How many others in or around government are lured by the prospect of a post-office pay bonanza? How will we ever know unless they're caught up in a politicised US sex scandal?

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

IDE heuristics upon encountering XQuery: this code is illegible but doesn't have quite enough semicolons to be Perl. Shall I install a PHP plugin?

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

This is the best bit of meaningless marketing statistics I've seen in a long time. Part of me wants to know their sample size and methodology, but mostly I'm jealous - I've got to use this

Close up of label for kitchen cleaner. Text states "removes up to 100% of tough stains."
Up to 100%.
Marvellous

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nzjanette @nzjanette.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Bad things are happening in the world, but there have been huge advances in health care in the past few years. This is amazing.

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A Lady Bear @bearfacedlady.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

It's 10 years since Cat Food Letterbox Day! Oh happy day!

Screenshot saying 2nd January 2016. Today my friend asked me to nip round hers and put some dried cat food through the letter box as they're away and were worried they forgot to set the auto-timer-feeding contraption and the cats would be hungry. So I bought some Go Cat (herring and salmon with extra vegetables), went round and started flinging bits through the letter box. The door opened. I'D GOT THE WRONG HOUSE.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

From the Hamill House to your's: MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! 🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Not much going on, jus standin in this here greenhouse with a pile o rocks

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

14. “JIMMY!”

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

This is Spinal Tap. “It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.”

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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

been having a tough time lately nana AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ

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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps

A sign advertising 07949020598 wasps £50

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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

The real asylum scandal is the incompetence of the Home Office inews.co.uk/opinion/the-...

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All your data are belong to us @allyrdatarb2us.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

At Amazon tomorrow pitching my Lord of the Rings orc school movie drama Uruk High

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