Reposted by Imogen K
Yes, it’s the whole herd of tame wingnuts that the British press keeps close at hand, in case they’re useful for kicking one minority group or another. This entire shitshow is helpfully illuminating on what’s been going on in Britain for at least ten years now, and who is to blame for it.
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GRINDSET 1993
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[The following is an Eddie Vedder-like GRUNGE ROCK GUY from 1993, but he’s doing a modern, grindsetty, LinkedIn-lunatic-style diary]
5am:
Sleep is for wimps - I get up at 4am and have a two hour session of Avoiding Selling Out.
[Show him sitting up in bed, staring intensely ahead and going HURRRR]
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9am:
I'm layering the moment the thrift store opens - ten minutes late is for losers.
[Show him putting plaid shirts over other shirts first thing in the morning in a charity shop]
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10am:
I'm *always on* - every interaction is a business opportunity.
[He's walking down the street and an OLD LADY approaches, gesturing to her little dog who is poking its head out of a roadside ditch]
OLD LADY:
Excuse me -
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OLD LADY:
Please can you help me pull my dog out of this ditch?
[Grunge guy looks out camera - he’s had an idea]
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[Cut to a 90s-style music video with MTV-style titles below telling us what the song and band are called]:
DOG IN A DITCH by Ditchdog
[Grunge guy sings “Daaawg in a diiiitch….”]
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11am:
Dog In A Ditch wins an MTV award so it’s time for another Avoiding Selling Out session
GRUNGE GUY [holding in MTV award]:
HUURRRR
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12pm
Working lunch while I craft effortfully scratchy lyric sheets for the album inlay
[Show him doing this]
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2pm:
Hit the studio to make an extremely inaccessible third record
[grunge guy in studio singing YOU’RE ALL GONNA HATE THIS while surrounded by white noise, accordions, etc]
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4pm:
That's gone platinum (sad face) so it’s time to have another Avoiding Selling Out session
GRUNGE GUY:
HUUUURRRR
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8pm :
After dinner me and the band hit the Staring Intensely Out Of Shot Gym to work on our stares
[Show the band in a gym, just sitting on a weights bench staring intensely out of shot instead of exercising]
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9pm:
One last Avoiding Selling Out session, Bovril, bed.
[He’s back in bed, holding his Bovril, looking intensely ahead, going HURRRR]
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