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Evan Backlog

@backlogreviewer.bsky.social
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Perpetrator of Youtube video crimes. Still at large youtube.com/@BacklogReviewer || Email me at: thebacklogreviewer@gmail.com || Buy me a coffee: ko-fi.com/the_backlog

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 7h
Fucking hell man
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I would love to play a fucking video game
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trying to reimagine the Moria entry riddle as a cryptic crossword clue
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Streamer: “Yeah chat really wants me to play this game called outer wilds, isn’t that like a fallout new Vegas in space thing?” The sniper with the extreme long range cry rifle who lives in a tent on the roof of Möbius game studios office: “yes Mr Oka San. I have a clear shot,”
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey fuckers. Who wants to see a trailer? Just a lil taste? Just an itty bitty lil sense of the flavor of extra i'm gonna be bringing to this fuckass endeavour? hmm?
youtu.be
Trailer - Analysis Of A Creed, a video essay
YouTube video by Ela Bambust
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She knows me
A conversation between my partner and I. I sent a picture of me about to start rewatching the wheel of time, she replied “Jesus”
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It doesn’t sit right with me that the closest filmic adaptation of Dracula’s polycule is the Hugh Jackman Van Helsing film
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a mod sponsored by IKEA
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me bringing my son downstairs to watch Lucas the Spider at 4 in the morning
Polyphemus from the odyssey
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finished a packet of crisps I was sharing with my dad, and upon reading in to find it empty he said “Jesus. Can’t have fucking anything in this house. They’d steal the shite right out of your arse”
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man, lugging the world’s densest 9 month old around is doing insane things for my arms
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If it’s not one of Gods own Eternals I’m gonna be soooooo annoyed
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my god
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Scavenger’ Reign
Nathan Fielder. You Can See Everything. OK. Jpeg
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone got any tips making honey? I've been grinding the bees up real small, but it still tastes fucking horrible
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As with all mental healthcare in Ireland, maternal mental healthcare is absolutely abysmal. My partner flagged her history of mental illness repeatedly to her doctors and midwives, repeatedly asked to be referred to a postnatal counselling service, and received not so much as an email in follow up
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Dr Florence Smith Nicholls @florencesn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just released a new keepsake game- Bleed Map! You play alongside a video game of your choice, creating a map of the digital space. At the same time, you'll be prompted to record emotions and thoughts from your everyday life that bleed into the experience. florencesmithnicholls.itch.io/bleed-map
florencesmithnicholls.itch.io
Bleed Map by Florence Smith Nicholls
A keepsake game for materialising digital play
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
White men when you ask them to be empathetic to minorities
Willem Defoe contorting his limbs into the shape of a swastika
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
✨Don't fucking quote the polygon slop article ✨ ✨Don't do it, you're better than that ✨
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The cool thing about babies is that, in addition to sitting up, crawling and rolling over, they also learn other skills like turning your life into the Russian Sleep Experiment for a few days every once in a while
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For me this is Vampyr, absolutely no question. People got hung up on the combat being bad and missed out on one of the best B horror games out there. “Blood doctor becomes vampire” is as good a pitch as you think it is, and the only game to better realise that vibe is Pathologic 3
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is very valid criticism, but Search Action Maker unfortunately isn’t a title, it’s a series of 3 words, so their hands were tied on this one
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is what you see when you look at Elon Musk through the ‘They Live’ glasses
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve talked before about the way that legitimste interest cookies are a scam and a privacy nightmare (thread linked below). This doesn’t surprise me at all
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been quiet on here recently for reasons of baby getting fourth tooth (ow, ouch)
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every now and again when I’m with my partner I’ll get her attention and pause for a second before doing a shit English accent and saying “who has a better story than Bran the Broken” and she loses her fucking mind every time
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just an absolute fucking wrecking ball. Completely ruins me
The final scene of Aftersun. Paul Mescal walks away from the camera down a stark white hallway into a dark and indistinct elsewhere. We can imagine him dancing
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DOPE
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love the “my first House of Leaves” episode of my kid’s favourite show
The “House is Breathing” episode of Lucas the Spider
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Walked into the moped store, said “fuck it”
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Bucky Barnes: Ready to Comply in Civil War
Alt: Bucky Barnes: Ready to Comply in Civil War
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve been part of the Macklemovent for years now, glad you’re all finally starting to catch up
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Now that Macklemore is woke can we all finally admit that "Downtown" is one of the best pop songs ever? It goes inconceivably hard
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Evan Backlog @backlogreview... • 9mo
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A sleeper agent activated by the song
"Downtown" by "Macklemore"
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Evan Backlog @backlogreview... • 7mo
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It's really fucked up how we all just go through life pretending like Downtown by Macklemore isn't the best song of all time. The best song of all time is about Mopeds and none of us have confronted that
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You either die being merciful, or live long enough to see yourself be cruel and mad
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nope, deleting that one
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everything reminds me of him :(
A doctor called Charlie birch who is the spotting fucking image of Charlie Kirk
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A UTI? No, I’ve just introduced some friction into an otherwise boring game mechanic
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Meat Worm
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The navigators of the spacing guild, thoroughly addicted to spice, are speculated by some to have been mutated by their exposure to the geriatric melange, their distorted forms only fleetingly glimpsed through the thick glass and orange smog of their mobile spice-tanks
A really horrible screenshot of what appears to be a woman's face in a heavy hood
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(Marilyn Monroe singing voice) Happy Kirkday… Mister President
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sony: Physintn’t
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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I Saw The TV Glow: Moon Scene with Mr. Melancholy
Alt: The scene from I saw the tv glow on the football pitch with mr melancholy
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This one looks fucking sick, and it’s also on sale in a bundle with Heaven’s Vault for some reason, which you should also play
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SilverSpook @silverspookguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We are ok, but many of us Hawaiians and other residents have been severely devastated by hurricane Lowell. Silver Spook hui will keep doing what we can but folks can use help. (The US occupation of Hawaii multiplies the damage, and uses it as disaster capitalism / colonialism opportunity.)
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Nimh Bríd @voidmoder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ocarina …of Crime 🐴
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry I’ll stop posting about Ocarina of Time now, I don’t even really care that much about Zelda. I just cannot believe it looks so wet and bad
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The horse is telling him to do terrible things
Horrible link and his horrible horse
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
His teeth are so small but they look razor sharp, like a piranha
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I do lowkey think that the amount of graphical real estate games have to play with now is actively detrimental to how they look. When you have the capacity to add minute detail to everything, you do, whether that’s the right call or not
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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why is every character so shiny
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ghoulnoise @ghoulnoise.com · 08/09/2026
"Alright"
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