AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"your ticket is for the balcony? The balcony is closed tonight. Huh." *Twerks in 3rd row cocktail table* 270
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm leaving for Vegas (work trip) in a few hours and its going to be 113-116 for the 3+ days I'm there :) and 98 degrees at ~ midnight, allegedly. 550
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I started queer league dodgeball today and I don't think I'm cut out for team sports with any intensity higher than like, bowling, because I could not make myself give a shit about anything that was happening or if I got hit with the ball / we won a match. I know I'm not competitive but yikes. 460
Reposted by AllenAlchemy (TTV)Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026their daughter 1332
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026@tonylowe.bsky.social congrats on the 20 new menu items, king 030
Reposted by AllenAlchemy (TTV)the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/03/2026under Woke 2 the new national anthem will be Owl City’s “Fireflies” 2843038
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Daylight Saving has RETURNED! Nature is healing. 11:15pm (bedtime eminent) and knowing its bullshit.. 🙄 150
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The chocolate mint sundae w/ Oreo crumbles at Costco?media.tenor.comkirby is sitting at a table eating grapes with a knifeALT: kirby is sitting at a table eating grapes with a knife 190
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I havent been this sick in years, called off yesterday and today. And its not Covid and I don't really even have a fever. Plz deliver me from snot and sinus pressure and also throat stuff. 270
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Not me doing the 26.1 CrossFit workout on Saturday fresh off vacation and then forgetting to enter it in the fucking app before the deadline 030
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Literally so mad rn, I just went to give a griefer a jester and was denied. www.pcgamer.com/software/pla...pcgamer.comSteam has finally got rid of those goddamn clown awardsBegone, and never blight my forums, reviews, or guides again. 020
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Literally so nosy like what is his problem? Giving Gladys Kravitz teas 090
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026About to log into work after a 12 day staycation that I was sick for half of, pray for me. 1120
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Love when my Devices™️ say "workout recorded" and it's just me showering and getting ready to leave on time + driving in traffic to get to my 7am barber appointment 070
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I don't know how to pose with talent at meet n greets dot jog 4220
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025~~love~~ when I lose 90 mins of progress in a game bc I got too immersed and forgot to quicksave at least once in the time #Lorerim #Skyrim 070
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025One of my favorite bands announced a new album for 2026!!! 250
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Trying to watch the Google Pixel 10 event live in the background as I work... I'm not sure what I was expecting re: this level of manufactured enthusiasm and cheese. And its hosted by Jimmy Fallon. I'm not strong enough for this. 130
Reposted by AllenAlchemy (TTV)feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 01/08/2025imagine waiting so long for the Venga Bus and it looks like this 3342
Reposted by AllenAlchemy (TTV)Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Sex is great but have you ever made peace with the terror of being alive 341178338
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025The onslaught of AS10 finale/winner spoilers that materialized at 12:01 am was immediate and profound. Many of them were fan edits too, which tells me the fandom really wanted to confirm what we already knew so we could move on. 020
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Demon: "For breaking the sacred pact that guaranteed your careers, I've constructed a special hell, just for you: a shitty bbq with infinite Bert Kreischers, forever" Tom Segura/Joe Rogan: "NOOOOOO" 070
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Absolutely elated to see that Amazon launched a capitalist bacchanal to celebrate my birthday. Now spend!!!! 170
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I swear I heard "f**got" out of absolutely nowhere, then I looked around my room, and .. 1141
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Happy Birthday to my favorite ageless twink, @robroberts.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulderALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder 3140
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025@bethesdastudios.com I will buy Skyrim for the 3rd or 4th time if you tune / remaster it for the Switch 2 :) ty in advance 010
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025My department at work got us a photographer for LinkedIn / bio headshots lol Realtor teas 4442
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I ran a mile in 9:22 today plz clap. Obviously that's not great but I was convinced it'd be much worse. 380
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025If this was the log line of a fic on AO3 featuring "Geralt of Rivia" and, like, "DoomGuy", I'd have it saved to favorites before the first paragraph was read. 071
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Doing Open World challenges to earn costumes and fuck I'm bad at Mario Kart. Worst console since the Jaguar, 3/10 090
Reposted by AllenAlchemy (TTV)Kayla 💛 @kobcritic.bsky.social · 05/06/2025HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 79108433745
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Best Buys point of sale / CRM crashed for all first come first serve and peripheral purchases 👻👻👻 leaving before there is a riot 180
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Best Buy online pre-order experience: 🥴🙂↕️🫅🏻🎂🎖️ Best Buy afterhours pre-order physical pickup: 🤢🥸👻🤷🏻🧑🏻🦳🐢 080
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Fit into 36" pants again this morning. Steps. (I also go to CrossFit 2-3x a week and sometimes a normie gym but for weight loss, these alone were absolutely not working.) 060
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Yoooooo @robroberts.bsky.social @morbidlygay.bsky.social 260
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I reminded myself of the math regarding TES: Oblivions difficulty settings bc I tried dipping my toe into Expert, and Lord mercy is it stupid. This would've been a great opportunity to fix it but Virtuos wasn't commissioned to do rebalancing or bug fixing, so boo @ Bethesda for the fumble. 160
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025How out of touch am I that these don't seem toooooo bad for theme park prices? 370
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Kylie concert / being in LA celebrity sightings: James A Janisse Pandora Boxx 160
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Found a store that is 100% blind boxes.. infuriating. Let me buy my plastic weeaboo uwu kawaii bullshit in peace, without gambling. That said: (Cc: @mikedeft.bsky.social) 1130
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025CrossFit has the boojina literally so sweaty rn 0200
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I was able to get a Switch 2 pre-order bc a certain major retailer released a bunch that were botted on Weds night but ultimately failed the credit card hold. 050
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025cat math: 1 cat = 1 cats worth litterbox activity 2 cats = 4 cats worth of litterbox activity 170
Reposted by AllenAlchemy (TTV)🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Good morning Happy Earth Day 3594853468
