AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"your ticket is for the balcony? The balcony is closed tonight. Huh." *Twerks in 3rd row cocktail table* 270
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I went once for White Party in 2002 but that was 💪🏻 🪩 ❄️ 👃🏻 🎵🎶 😶🌫️ 010
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I want to go to PS Pride so bad, which is... October? November? 110
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"Go to Vegas during the off-season, it's cheaper" 010
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm leaving for Vegas (work trip) in a few hours and its going to be 113-116 for the 3+ days I'm there :) and 98 degrees at ~ midnight, allegedly. 550
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Like a White Claw or some Russian dude who dogged you out behind the YMCA? 110
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'm obligated to tough it out for the remaining 7 weeks but it seems unfair to my teammates. 030
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I started queer league dodgeball today and I don't think I'm cut out for team sports with any intensity higher than like, bowling, because I could not make myself give a shit about anything that was happening or if I got hit with the ball / we won a match. I know I'm not competitive but yikes. 460
Reposted by AllenAlchemy (TTV)Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026their daughter 1332
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026@tonylowe.bsky.social congrats on the 20 new menu items, king 030
Reposted by AllenAlchemy (TTV)the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/03/2026under Woke 2 the new national anthem will be Owl City’s “Fireflies” 2843038
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026There are parts of the Northern US like Minnesota where if they are permanent DST then in the winter its still pitch black at 7:30am when it should really be 6:30am. I don't want ppls kids to get run over butmedia.tenor.coma woman in a red top is reaching out her hands towards the cameraALT: a woman in a red top is reaching out her hands towards the camera 210
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Daylight Saving has RETURNED! Nature is healing. 11:15pm (bedtime eminent) and knowing its bullshit.. 🙄 150
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The chocolate mint sundae w/ Oreo crumbles at Costco?media.tenor.comkirby is sitting at a table eating grapes with a knifeALT: kirby is sitting at a table eating grapes with a knife 190
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026ok Ms. Coughiana McCougherson is killing me 010
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026when ppl say "Are you sure he's straight? You know him IRL? I don't believe you", and its like...media.tenor.coma woman in a blue dress is dancing with her arms in the air .ALT: a woman in a blue dress is dancing with her arms in the air . 000
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I havent been this sick in years, called off yesterday and today. And its not Covid and I don't really even have a fever. Plz deliver me from snot and sinus pressure and also throat stuff. 270
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Not me doing the 26.1 CrossFit workout on Saturday fresh off vacation and then forgetting to enter it in the fucking app before the deadline 030
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Literally so mad rn, I just went to give a griefer a jester and was denied. www.pcgamer.com/software/pla...pcgamer.comSteam has finally got rid of those goddamn clown awardsBegone, and never blight my forums, reviews, or guides again. 020
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Literally so nosy like what is his problem? Giving Gladys Kravitz teas 090
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026About to log into work after a 12 day staycation that I was sick for half of, pray for me. 1120
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Love when my Devices™️ say "workout recorded" and it's just me showering and getting ready to leave on time + driving in traffic to get to my 7am barber appointment 070
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Wow she really fast tracked the "new era" 000
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025also he intentionally trolls/ragebaits the incels and neckbeards who can't stand him, so thats fun 010
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025He's an internet hip-hop artist with hits that lived entirely on the internet. No major label or radio presence. His songs went from YouTube to TikTok to Spotify. His career is kinda interesting for that reason. But otherwise he's just a goofy dude who makes some bops (subjective). 030
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025It was an exclusive on TheYetee a few years ago, I had to order it in June for it show up by Halloween. BUT I bet if you crop it and throw it into Google image search you can find it again 110
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I don't know how to pose with talent at meet n greets dot jog 4220
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025~~love~~ when I lose 90 mins of progress in a game bc I got too immersed and forgot to quicksave at least once in the time #Lorerim #Skyrim 070
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I don't know if a first timer would fully let their exhibitionist flag fly, whether it's something they've thought about before or it jump-scares them (as new kinks sometimes do) - be aware of your surroundings. The community is not as privacy-focused as it once was and cell phones are everywhere. 090
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025youtu.beFriendly Fires - Silhouettes (Official Video)YouTube video by FriendlyFiresVEVO 020
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025youtu.beFriendly Fires - Pull Me Back To EarthYouTube video by drewboat 000
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025One of my favorite bands announced a new album for 2026!!! 250
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025It was discontinued and rebranded to Starry in Jan of 2023 010
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Trying to watch the Google Pixel 10 event live in the background as I work... I'm not sure what I was expecting re: this level of manufactured enthusiasm and cheese. And its hosted by Jimmy Fallon. I'm not strong enough for this. 130
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025A few years she posted pictures w/ her folks/siblings on Twitter and they were fully kitted out in MAGA shit, and when her replies were like "?????????????????????????????????????", all she had to say was "guys it was literally my Mom's birthday, I'm not asking her about that". GURL. 120
Reposted by AllenAlchemy (TTV)feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 01/08/2025imagine waiting so long for the Venga Bus and it looks like this 3342
Reposted by AllenAlchemy (TTV)Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Sex is great but have you ever made peace with the terror of being alive 341178338
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025The onslaught of AS10 finale/winner spoilers that materialized at 12:01 am was immediate and profound. Many of them were fan edits too, which tells me the fandom really wanted to confirm what we already knew so we could move on. 020
AllenAlchemy (TTV) @allenalchemy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Demon: "For breaking the sacred pact that guaranteed your careers, I've constructed a special hell, just for you: a shitty bbq with infinite Bert Kreischers, forever" Tom Segura/Joe Rogan: "NOOOOOO" 070
