Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 32mI had to retire my old bag tonight so I set up my cute new Chopper Bag. Also pictured my cute little accessories! 260
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 4hOne thing the public works street operations and I have in common: we see a hole and we fill it. 080
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 4hIt’s giving fall flannel realness. And the second one because…my tits were sitting right. 8580
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 6hIt is spooky season and therefore you will NOT get an apology from me about thirsting for werewolf dick. 4320
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 6hI should be a little nicer to myself because two whole, separate, out of my league guys want me to pound them into a mattress… 9360
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 12hI don’t understand when something bad or questionable comes out about someone why that isn’t the thing we concentrate on and talk about. Instead you just look silly pretending like you didn’t find that man attractive or that you wouldn’t have. And turning to third grade insults about looks…sure. 060
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 13hBabes we all know the world is burning and we are in the eighth layer of hell at this point, but if that’s all you post…I’m going to have to unfollow. My mental health doesn’t need it. (There is a difference between being informed and being overly informed). 3340
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 22hIt’s this guy. I don’t like when his feet talk, but besides that. 1210
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 22hThere is a swifer power mop commercial and I have a huge crush on the guy in it. That’s all. 180
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 22hDid I fall down a rabbit hole of watching a Bulgarian makeup artist do makeup challenges on YouTube…you know I did. 020
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Blood of Dawnwalker: What if you were an ethical and moral vampire? Me: What if I bite and kill EVERYONE? 2130
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have streamed Blood of Dawn Walker two nights and both of those times I went through the next day (off stream) and played the same section just to make better choices/decisions/upgrades. I am sorry this is who I am as a person. 180
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You don’t need to say anything, but if you like this post I’m just going to take it as confirmation you’d either ride it or let me dick you down. 3270
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And all of this to say (as your dad age friend) : Ladies and gays…if he can properly take care of a beard…he can take care of you! 😉 2340
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have two brushes and 4 products for my beard alone. What a wild time to be alive. (Scruff softener for the shower, beard oil, beard and scruff cream, and beard balm…) It’s a full time fucking job. 1120
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s such a weird feeling to think as you get older there are entire stages/personalities/eras of you life that nobody you know now was around for. Like everyone missed my country boy, military, cowboy boot wearing, truck driving era. Like you didn’t even know that was a thing! Weird. 2170
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don’t care what anyone has to say…this album is a fun time. I said what I said. (Something To Feel, F150…come on now!) 240
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026One thing is for sure…when this comes on shuffle during my shower…I am going to give a 10/10 performance. 170
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m about to punch one of my coworkers in the face. Watch this space. 3220
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Homosexuals are demons and that is why we love Halloween so much. Science. 0140
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Stream ending a little early because my mic kept cutting out and I need to look at what’s going on. 030
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fine…fine…a little lumberjack jockstrap look for you fags. 😘 3710
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Be the lumberjack fantasy you want to see in the world or whatever… Anyway…we’re being a Vampire on the internet. Twitch.tv/morbidlygay 2511
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am very early on in The Blood of Dawnwalker…but if there is supposed to be a moral question on if I should be biting everyone…I missed it. Girl, you getting bit. I need health. Not even a little sorry. 090
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I haven’t played Overwatch in so long I thought people were being disrespectful and spelling my girl D.Va’s name wrong. 080
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I fully understand alts and get it…but damn if there isn’t something about someone that puts it all in one place. Show us you have layers and dimensions (and don’t make me guess who an alt is! Win win). 6311
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No werewolves showed up in my DMs…no werewolves showed up at my house. Therefore I remain unfixed. I never get anything I want! 😤 4210
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can I be mushy for a minute? I’m going to be. Mondays at my job aren’t usually bad, the day flys by, but the amount I miss my husband and cats after spending the weekend at home with them makes it ROUGH. Imagine being one of the people that hates spending time with their spouse. Couldn’t be me. 3260
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Babes…I’m going to hold your hand when I say this. People don’t hate you because you are gay, people hate you because you are annoying. 1300
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Finished Silent Hill Townfall over the weekend…overall I was a little…‘this is fine’ about it. There is one chapter I REALLY loved. But the HEAVY stealth/patience game just wasn’t a style I enjoy. But now we are onto Blood of The Dawnwalker. And though the vampires aren’t sexy I love the design! 3110
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Playing The Blood of Dongwalker…wait no…that’s not right… Twitch.tv/morbidlygaytwitch.tvMorbidlyGay - TwitchI'm not a professional gamer, I'm just a gay guy that plays a lot of video games. My name is Jonathan and I live in the PNW with my husband (@mattpancake) and 3 cats. I love anything horror or cute, u... 060
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a hard time telling if someone is being genuinely nice or making fun of me sometimes. Yesterday after haircuts we were at the store and a guy walks by and said, “hey man that fade is sick. Awesome fade!” And instead of feeling good about it I felt self conscious in the moment. 4240
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When a person who is too good looking talks to me I am like…what do you want?? 0160
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anyway…get you a man that can do both! (Put glasses on AND take them off…yes I am VERY talented.) 3502
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Someone said they don’t see enough of me in my glasses…so here you go. (You can see the label, so only click if that is for you…obviously) 2492
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me to ANYONE not inviting me to their fall/haunted activities this year:static.klipy.comFarrah Moan: RuPaul's Drag Race 'You Don't Love Me'ALT: Farrah Moan: RuPaul's Drag Race 'You Don't Love Me' 1161
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I want to go out…but I also don’t want to leave the house…you know? 5230
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you’ve been with a man with a scratchy beard he just wasn’t doing it right. I am so oiled, softened, and conditioned…come give it a try! 5180
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I put my face in my pictures because like…what? Am I going to ruin my chance at a career in politics? And if you see it, you were looking for it…so like…💅 2290
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Of course I make questionable choices…why else would my dick and ass be all over Al Gore’s internet? 1260
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I don’t know you it is easy for you to give me the ick and weird me out…but bb, once we are friends there is very little you could ever say that would weird me out. We are in this being weird together! 5250
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There is a big difference between liking something and being a stan. I like a lot of things, but none that I would go to a crazy level of internet or real life fighting over. That anyone has that much time and energy…wild. 1150
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am already bad at choices…do you think I can pick 9 albums?! It would change depending on my mood, the day, the weather…I’m impressed with you all narrowing that down!! 3130
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Granted these all work better for the #scs prompt, but it’s Friday and I am at work…so I’m just not that excited…okay? 11851
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I participated in jocktober and now here we go for #fcf… and it’s only Oct. 2nd (told you spooky season is my season!) 0870
Jonathan @morbidlygay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My Mother Mary Vinyl comes in today…it really was Anne’s year! 1100