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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 06/10/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

the elephants will continue until morale improves.

With a doodle of an elephant
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 13h
far out west, over the horizon from here where the sun sets, among the cow-grazed grasslands, there is a bus you can rent on airbnb
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
openai like if a car manufacturer started doing their crash testing on public roads wait ig thats tesla. must be nice to be endowed the no rules aura of a tech company
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
downside of legally changing name is im less mentally steeled to see it now on the rarer occasions i still do
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why did david lynch upload this pronunciation guide to wikipedia upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
upload.wikimedia.org
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am unconcerned by time zones
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy october 3rd
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i dont like water its coarse and rough and it gets everywhere
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how do cafes do that to bread
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
eating a carrot like bugs bunney the cigar analogue got me feeling like columbo
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why do they call it dishwasher when they on in the dirt dishes of out hot eat the dirt
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a bus in the hand is worth two in the remote back roads of suburbia
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so unfortunate that experiencing pain when laughing makes everything 1000x funnier
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thank got chatgpt solved navier stokes
whispy clouds in sky
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i do enjoy the word economy game of twitter and im not convinced more words improves the quality of discourse beyond making it more to read
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
of interest in maximising the thematic saturation of the present moment today i read 'i have no mouth and i must scream'
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The byline left up there like a head on a spike outside a castle
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Everest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm very please to announce a public release of my drag-and-drop bookmarking, game-making, and wandering tool Scrubjay! Scrubjay is a weird website builder that lets you cobble together web elements, images, links, text fragments, etc into a series of nested rooms...
"SCRUBJAY" sits over a bunch of images of frogs, birds, doors. it's a very 90s look
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 28/09/2026
Brilliant @amyremeikis.bsky.social piece here - absolutely gut-wrenching that Nepal PM's speech got buried under the nonsense of AI doom-hype. thepoint.com.au/opinions/260...
“We have built a world with flawless logistics for war, and broken logistics for food, and this is not Nepal’s private misfortune. Ask Bangladesh, ask Bhutan, ask India, ask the Maldives, ask Pakistan, ask Sri Lanka, ask any other country in our region, and you’ll hear the same account.

“Hit by the climate, we did not warm, and again hit by the wars, we did not start.”

Shah is right. Nepal contributes less than 0.1 per cent of global greenhouse gas emissions. It does not have the institutional or global power to force change, even as its people are swamped by the consequences of inaction.

“Our glaciers are retreating, our mountain slopes are becoming unstable, our rivers are becoming less predictable and every major disaster threatens to erase years of development,” he told the UN.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the humans who moderate chatbots say they're inundated with people trying to generate nonconsensual nudes: www.404media.co/humans-readi...
404media.co
Humans Are Reading Copilot Prompts — And They're Horrified
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI...
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
will eating two week old smoked salmon make me sick? idk but that guy ate a cessna and was fine so what are the rules
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
to celebrate this october im gonna turn evil and go rogue
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
theo's i'm normal / i am no longer normal / i'm a train series of boonta vista intros are foundational texts of my identity in the same way as most disco elysium dialogue
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the film version of AAA mario remake
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nolan the unrivaled auteur of movies that punish you for thinking about them
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i grow tired of the glowing rectangle
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NEVER do this in a job interview youtu.be/Zr8_qVCvuio
youtu.be
Damn Good Coffee...And Hot!
YouTube video by Dale Cooper
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thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*explaining myself to woolies seccy at the self-checkout* I, uh, went rogue?
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
kill me
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/09/2026
Amazingly, no one was responsible
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 24/09/2026
Aaron Swartz is no longer here to tell us what he saw like twenty years ago. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Swartz had been batchmates with Altman in the inaugural class of 2005 at the Silicon Valley incubator Y Combinator, and warned his friends about Altman shortly before his passing.

“You need to understand that Sam can never be trusted,” he told one confidante. “He is a sociopath. He would do anything.”
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Maura Doherty @molowell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Called "strategic ignorance" in the history & philosophy of knowledge, they pretend certain inconvenient "uncomfortable knowledge" doesn't exist in order to divert & frame the conversation in ways convenient to their bias & position. But there is a mountain of critical scholarship from all angles.
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's insidious, it's probably intentional, and if we let them get away with this, we'll be left with an "AI" policy discourse that is focused only on the tiny, unimportant yet extremely self-informant booster v. doomer debate >>
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"model misalignment incidents" its doing exactly what they designed it to its the operators that are fucking misaligned
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i put columbo on and my dad immediately named the make, model and year of his car
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yoko taro + keiichi okabe evangelion might kill me
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
LOGGING ON
the coyote falling through space onna flat rock with another flat rock falling directly above him, he is staring at it in a comically terrified manner
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
its so crazy that its based on a true story
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have you seen the new show? its on Kyle. Its literally on Greg. Its on Tony with ads. Its literally on Dean. You can probably find it on Gerald. Dude its on Frank. Its a Brian original. Its on Steve. You can watch it on Steve. You can go to Steve and watch it. Log onto Steve right now. Dive into Ste
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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columbo murderess (aggreived secretary) @aliyee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching the coyote movie
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