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Alistair

@alistairthethird.bsky.social
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26 They/Them🏳️‍⚧️🇸🇰💜💙🩷 Possum and Sega Dreamcast enthusiast. I post about video games and warhammer and wrestling and stuff. “And yet we dance”

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 13h
I’ve seen plenty of discs with 2 feature length files but 4 is new lol
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 13h
Girl which of these is the damn movie????
MakeMKV screen showing the rip menu for Twilight BDP1. There are 4 folders of roughly 7gb each and I have no idea which is the actual movie file on the DVD
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 13h
OH NOW THIS IS IT
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 04/10/2026
This Golden State Valkyries game balances overt homosexuality and wholesome family fun in a way that I had only previously experienced at a Village People concert. It’s like a lesbian megachurch.
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Bastard JRock $3.59/$336.98 @jrockdraws.bsky.social · 14h
Eyebrows don't even trust you, bro
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 14h
Imagine being such a doofus that you think okada is washed because he gets to be a silly little guy as well as a fucking GOATed wrestler in aew. Fools. FOOLS.
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TYBD #SICKOBASTARD #PAC4EVER #AEW 🤼‍♂️ @sirelbowdrops.bsky.social · 14h
Fucking awesome show. Give France a PPV damn it. #AEWDynamite #AEWGrandSlamFrance
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 14h
SPEBO VS TAIGA STYLE ON COLLISION #AEW
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Sam @samantha1713.bsky.social · 15h
Sickos meme in French
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Moni 💫🇵🇸 @venusleo.bsky.social · 15h
this Mercedes/Aminata match
countdown saying killing my self and POSTPONED superimposed on it
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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 05/10/2026
None of you are ever allowed to have imposter syndrome again. You hear me? YOU. YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW. Everything you have ever done, everything you have yet to do, has more beauty and worth than any single infinitesimal thing David Zaslav will do in his life. He will die forgotten. You won’t.
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 15h
Put Aminata in the C2 #AEW
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 15h
Thanks I hate it
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 15h
No idea how they didn’t jump right into a title feud when Aminata returned
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 15h
TAKE HER HEAD OFF QUEEN #AEW
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 15h
What did I miss in regards to the transphobia??
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 15h
Queen Aminata should be a world champion #AEW
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 18h
*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY.
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 16h
Kofi that stomp Jesus #AEW
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 16h
Kofi and Bandido are having a dream match and the crazy bastards inject the toxic yaoi into the match #AEW
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 17h
Evangelista gets his first goal for Jersey 🥳🥳 #DEVILS
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The biggest surprise of this to me is that Cory Booker ISN’T on the list
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✨MARANDA✨ @randanopterix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So polite!
Artistic depiction of Speedball Mike Bailey putting that French TV host in a half Boston Crab. Speedball grins charmingly at the camera.
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
KOB are champs again
static.klipy.com
Get The Word Out There
ALT: Get The Word Out There
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I actually disagree about this. For maximum damage, you're supposed to do the burning hammer from the ring apron to the floor (no mat).
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How long before the Pope makes a video of himself dressed as Elwood Blues with a White Sox cap saying “we’re on a mission from God”
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I highly suggest seeking out the video lmao
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I truly don’t care if the Islanders beat us in every regular season game, just ritualistically sacrifice the Rangers and we’re all good
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
image of the pro wrestler Thekla, a perfect chaos goblin who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever in her entire life, with a speech bubble edited in to look like she's saying the below quote post
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Please just tell me I’ll live to see the Jets win a Super Bowl” Oh darling none of us will
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now watching for the first time (after going through the fright fest maze yesterday no context)
Final Destination (2000)
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 22/01/2026
thinking about how the chinese trans community calls estrogen "debian install media"
2 white boxes with pink swirls on them

the chinese text on the left one says PROGYNOVA Estradiol valerate tablets, while the one on the right says Debian GNU/Linux install media
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember reading about the guy that jacked off in front of a woman without her consent and was burned at the stake during the Salem Witch Trials.
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two men are on a couch, one of whom is John Cena

John Cena: we all like people who aren't perfect though don't we? 

The man he is with looks horrified and replies: "yeah not a fucking rapist though, john"
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forgot what these were called and said “look! Obama phones!”
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hysterically laughing at the idea of techbros trying to convince the pope that Jesus also died for the LLMs to go to heaven
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 04/10/2026
55,000 people played my game yesterday which is super cool. I’ve increased difficulty. I am working my ass off, so I am going to relax today.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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Stick (Bastard Forever) 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🩸 @diflas-iawn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gabe Kidd is short for Gabriel Kidderminster. #AEWCollison
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What’s up with Paris like is there stuff to do or do you just go fuck around and shit
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jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A screenshot of Tony Soprano chatting with a boyish smirk on his face as he sits in his therapist's office. I've placed the quoted post's contents over the screenshot.

(I like Garfield, all due respect, but Heathcliff was from the streets)
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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ROH - Ring of Honor Wrestling @ringofhonor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be
FULL MATCH Red Velvet vs. Alice Crowley | ROH Women's World TV Title | ROH x MLP Global Wars: Canada
YouTube video by Ring of Honor Wrestling
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ROH - Ring of Honor Wrestling @ringofhonor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NOT THE BREADSTICKS! Of all the things that could’ve been caught in the crossfire... WHY THE BREADSTICKS?! Watch #ROH TV on #HonorClub
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I still feel so happy about Coyote vs ACME you guys
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kidd bandit @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RIP PAC. Truly one of the best. I wanted to do a standing black arrow way back when but it’s so freakin hard. he truly made that look easy.
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not Danny 😭
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