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Alistair

@alistairthethird.bsky.social

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26 They/Them🏳️‍⚧️🇸🇰💜💙🩷 Possum and Sega Dreamcast enthusiast. I post about video games and warhammer and wrestling and stuff. “And yet we dance”

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The green goblin mask calling Willem dafoe

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

First street sign I see when I get to the Deep South

Gay Street sign

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Girl which of these is the damn movie????

MakeMKV screen showing the rip menu for Twilight BDP1. There are 4 folders of roughly 7gb each and I have no idea which is the actual movie file on the DVD

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Now watching for the first time (after going through the fright fest maze yesterday no context)

Final Destination (2000)

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

WEE WOO TIME BITCHES #PWHL

New York Sirens Home Schedule 2026-2027

Dec 6 vs Boston
Dec 19 vs Ottawa
Jan 10 vs Hamilton
Jan 16 vs Minnesota
Jan 23 vs Detroit
Jan 31 vs Montreal
Feb 4 vs Vegas
Feb 7 vs Seattle
Feb 9 vs San Jose
Feb 15 vs Toronto
Feb 28 vs Ottawa
Mar 14 vs Hamilton
Mar 21 vs Montreal
Mar 28 vs Vancouver
April 3 vs Boston

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The circumstances are a shame but we’re getting a full Elite reunion tonight #AEW

The Elite vs Don. Allis Family on PAC’s tribute Dynamite.

The young Bucks, Kenny Omega and Hangman Page vs Rocky Romero, Trent Beretta, Kyle Fletcher and Kevin Knight

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Happy #AEW #ALLOUT

Moxley and Ospreay reacting to their All Out Title Match on Dynamite, but the graphic reads “the only ethical consumption under late stage capitalism is eating pussy”

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sam Holloway choke slam into Cappuccino Jones elbow drop off the top rope

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Billie Starks Swanton Bomb on Aaron Rourke for the win

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Janai Kai hitting a brutal kick on Charity King to retain the ETU Costal Crown Title

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gonna start posting videos from last night, here’s Avery Styles hitting the Styles Clash and diving on Joey Janela

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Now seated for:

Expect the Unexpected Wrestling (ETU)
Marcus Mathers’ All I Want 4

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

100% achieved, rest is going smoothly so far

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Everyone look at my hamster

A white Syrian hamster with a pink nose and black ears staring deadpan at the camera, arms in T-Rex pose.

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m 50. All celebrity news looks like this:

“CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT”

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Yeah that’s right

Dialect map showing I speak most like someone from the North East, primarily the tristate area. Closest similarities outside that are New England, the Chesapeake, and Florida

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Now watching

I’m Your Venus. Documentary about the life and unsolved murder of Venus Xtravaganza

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Henare #AEW

Ralph Wiggum diving through the Simpsons window

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me anytime Bischoff gives his opinions

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“16 years ago today, Paul White, famously known as ‘Tall Paul’ shot and killed Osama Bin Laden.

Pic is of the big show next to a pic of bin Laden

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

They should invent an eyelash curler that doesn’t make me feel like I’m doing this

“Would you Rather” Movie poster. A razor blade is held dangerously close to a person’s eye

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ripping twin peaks to my plex server and episode 2 keeps failing in make mkv

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This fucking sucks GW do better

These units are leaving the codex, but will get Warhammer Legends rules:
• Centurion Assault Squad
• Centurion Devastator Squad
• Razorback
• Predator Destructor
• Predator Annihilator
• Vindicator
• Whirlwind
• Stormhawk Interceptor
• Stormtalon Gunship
• Stormraven Gunship
• Hammerfall Bunker

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Anyway I watched Hellbender last night and really enjoyed it!

Hellbender (2021) by the Adams family on Arrow Video

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Cat!

Black cat with round cheeks and a Peter Pan collar serving face

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Spider-Man (2002) “you and I aren’t so different” scene.

I rarely get called they/them 🙃

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Zoidberg yelling “your opinion sucks, fuck you”

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

They pulled through

“TERF humiliated” in dark souls text

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Anyway here’s Drew Parker throwing darts at Jetspeed (Price and Oliver were his partners)

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

What does my hear me out say about me

Nick Valentine - Fallout 4

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I believe this is what they call “a hit” #PWHL

Montreal Victoire Ann-Renée Desbiens rainbow Upper Deck Portrait card. Numbered 012/100

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This is how your email finds me

A large plush snorlax under the covers with a plush rat on his shoulder in a motel. Cuck chair in background

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“How you Know?” In the now that’s what I call music font

#AEW
#Wrestlesky
#Andrade

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Dinner tonight came out great ☺️

A pot of Rotini pasta in vodka sauce with grilled shrimp mixed in

Sauce is 12oz tomato paste, 6oz water, eyeballed the vodka (probably two shots worth), a pint of heavy whipping cream. Also a generous amount of Italian seasoning, garlic powder and onion powder

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

They had THIS MANY WRITERS on a single one shot???

Created by Jim Starlin and Bernie Wrightson

Written by:

Mike Baron
Edward Bryant
Chris Claremont
Jo Duffy
Harlan Ellison
Steve Englehart
Archie Goodwin
Mike Grell
Bruce Jones
Stephen King
Stan Lee
Bill Mantlo
George R. R. Martin
Alan Moore
Ann Nocenti
Dennis O'Neil
Jim Shooter
Louise Simonson
Jim Starlin
Bernie Wrightson

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

We’re playing Dreamcast tonight! @thedreamcastjunkyard.co.uk

Sega Dreamcast VMU: Dreamcast Junkyard 20th anniversary edition, beside a copy of Reknum: Souls Adventure

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Evil uno in this match #MLPMAYHEM

Neo holding his hand out to stop bullets in the Matrix Reloaded (2003)

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Oh so I NEED to be present here huh? #PWJ

Charles Mason vs Stu Grayson at Pro Wrestling Junkie: Gamble it All 2

September 20, 2026
The Mecca, Ridgefield Park NJ
106 Bergen Ave

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

“Identifies as a Christian” Jesus Christ

During the stream, Garcia added that he is ‘anti-Black’ and used the N-word multiple times. Garcia, who identifies as a Christian, later ruled out the idea of apologizing.

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I knew old reliable wouldn’t let me down

Issues 1 and 2 of Stephanie Phillips’ Daredevil series (2026)

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Absolutely incredible fucking poster for my local hardcore venue. I wish I was around that day🥲

Poster for a show at Cinco De Mayo August 1st. The Goons featuring Keef Chamber, Rickety Cricket and Anticitizen.

Poster is yellow with a side side image of Mitch McConnell and XXXtentacion (death meme)

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

My SO will randomly send me this Lio Rush pic like it’s a digital vocal stim #AEW

Lio Rush sneaking up behind Action Andretti

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Core memory of seeing this ad in gamepro

Death trap dungeon magazine ad. A dominatrix with whip stands with one heeled boot on top of a crt tv. She stands before a shirtless man chained to a wall. The Text reads “not playing it”

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I just beat Super Mario 64 without touching any of the upstairs levels for the first time

Super Mario 64 end screen

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Gotta say it’s a great time to have asthma. Stay safe out there yall

Accuweather forecast showing the NYC air quality as 189 AQI, indicating very unhealthy

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Argentina rn

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Said fuck it, remembered I can just go places after work

Six flags great adventure viewed from parking lot

Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

It can’t be that much like Qua- OH MY GOODNESS

Brown marble foyer with strikingly angular design. Two staircases wrap around a square garden in the center and lead to pillared walkways on either end of the upper floor

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Argentina vs England Semi-final

Two demons, one in blue and the other in red filter. The text says “Moloch or Baal 😂💯🔥”

This is because Argentina has gotten bullshit help from the refs in the World Cup, and England is England

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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Big Damo Tweet:

Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid I don’t know what to tell you