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Geek connoisseur, amateur philosopher and creator of #SexyShelob. -Queer mess -Theistic Humanist

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Algae - any/all @algae-x.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He might just mean the car.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 05/10/2026
treating voting like a privilege that can be lost instead of a right and duty of all citizens casts a bad light on the whole system
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rattlesnakes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal theonion.com/toddler-scientists-fin…
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please friends I is begs with my life if I do not get this helps I will not be able to gets foods and medicines please let me matter
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Illeist [IL-ee-ist] (n.) - One who habitually refers to oneself in the third person.
A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme for “Illeist,” defined as “one who habitually refers to oneself in the third person.” At right, a man in a bowler hat points both thumbs toward himself while wearing a shirt that reads, “Who has two thumbs and is an illeist? This guy!” Below the definition is a humorous example about Korina ending a date after Chauncey refers to himself in the third person and offers to show her his collection of taxidermied weasels.
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This be what I is overdraw friend who pay for my surgery take it back paypal will not do anything about it they did not send me to friend and family they send me like they buy something from me they did not buy nothing from me this same friend who took back moving money they lie on me to paypal
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 02/10/2026
It's true that the "justice" system frequently sides with rapists, lets them off the hook and re-traumatizes victims. And it's true that trusting a punitive carceral system is folly anyway. Effectively, we live in a world where socially and legally, there are no consequences for committing rape.
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Algae - any/all @algae-x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So tired
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Algae - any/all @algae-x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You want a "moral and ethical story about how we live together"? Find religion, study philosophy, read great literature. Elected officials should only exist to get shit done.
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TrekMovie.com @trekmovie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We wish a very happy birthday to Avery Brooks, who played Commander/Captain/Emissary Benjamin Sisko for all 7 seasons of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and is the only actor to appear in every single episode of the series. He also directed nine episodes.
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Axios @axios.com · 02/10/2026
"Algorithms lack the spark": Pope Leo XIV calls on church to ally with artists against AI
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Pope Leo says AI lacks the "spark of humanity" — and wants artists and the church to fight back
The church and artists must ally, he said, "to safeguard our humanity."
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time for a RETVRN to papal arts patronages, LET'S GO! Does His Holiness need a writer in residence to write mean jokes about protestants because I am definitely available.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A funny thing to do in NYC is if you accidentally bump someone you say “I’m so sorry!” and watch their stunned brains try to comprehend the politeness Also try holding a door open for someone. Or just smile at people. Also, BTW, they will LOVE it and all of a sudden you have an immediate friend
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@stallfortime.bsky.social friend can please shares for me bsky.app/profile/rive...
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@mamahen57.bsky.social friend can please shares for me bsky.app/profile/rive...
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@ladyzerodark.bsky.social friend can please shares for me bsky.app/profile/rive...
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@problemchimp.bsky.social friend can please shares for me bsky.app/profile/rive...
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@spookycutewitch.bsky.social friend can please shares for me bsky.app/profile/rive...
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Algae - any/all @algae-x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ME TO GOD:
static.klipy.com
Thats Not Funny Joker
Alt: “That’s not funny. That’s not… fu…”
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Algae - any/all @algae-x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"How many diamonds do you see?"
Gul Madred
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is my best cursed object
A four of diamonds playing card. It inexplicably has six suit markings
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 02/10/2026
damn girl? i can tell you control the weather cuz you rock me like a hurricane
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X-Men's Storm Unleashes Power
ALT: X-Men's Storm Unleashes Power
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 02/10/2026
If you, btw, would like an example of a place where data centres are *actually* being restricted by legislation, go look at Denmark - where they are now last in the grid connection queue, prioritising socially valuable load growth (like electrification, heating, cooling, new homes) first
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Denmark Puts Data Centers Last in New Grid Law
Denmark's emergency grid law puts data centers last behind households and green-transition projects, formalizing rationing that began in February 2026.
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Algae - any/all @algae-x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God either is truly infinitely loving and merciful or He doesn't exist at all. 'Cuz nothing in-between would explain why this entire planet hasn't been wiped clean by celestial fire by now.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
605) Babygatebot. Not so fast, little buddy! Keep that toddler out of places you don't want them to go - utility room, staircase, robot lab - with this adaptive guardian which doesn't have a complicated lock that keeps you out too... #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a barred baby gate, blocking a doorway at the end of a corridor with a dark space beyond it. The robot has jointed arms which are folded across its front and its face has a stern expression. Approaching it, facing away from the frame and looking a little unsteady, is a toddler wearing a dungaree dress and a striped shirt, hair in pigtails, dragging a blanket behind them clutched in one chubby hand.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Colour version, for patrons: www.patreon.com/thomasheasma...
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Daily Robot 605: Babygatebot | Small Robots (Thomas Heasman-Hunt)
Not so fast, little buddy! Keep that toddler out of places you don't want them to go - utility room, staircase, robot lab - with this adapti
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Algae - any/all @algae-x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here"
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Algae - any/all @algae-x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My elevator pitch for the next Batman show is a sitcom set in Arkham.
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The Joker Pisses Off Poison Ivy
YouTube video by EDIT.Wayne1
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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What about the Minions? Hundreds of humans working together to bring Entertainment
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Algae - any/all @algae-x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please help if you can.
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Gunpla Brian - Halloween Edition @gunplabrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is how the mob has so many wizards btw
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KillThad @killthad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was watching the new Nostalgia Critic video and... that's clearly AI generated, right?
"Channel Awesome Studio" from Nostalgia Critic's Clue review, depicted as a gothic castle.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
#discourse
retrowave graphic reading 

socialism or barbarism 
now more than ever
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/09/2026
[A meme with a yellow background and a pink border. The top left: a cut-out of a screaming person with a shaved head beside three blue stars. The bottom right features a cut-out of a person in a red hoodie covering their face with one hand. Black text reads: "Stop trying to make me consume A.I Slop I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters". Watermarks read "Beautiful, talented and Deadly" and "kira_Djnalie".]
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's really funny that warhammer has an article out now that essentially boils down to "we made marines harder but have you, a not marine player, considered getting good"
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Warhammer 40,000 – Balance Update: Chaos, the Imperium and Xenos Fight Back
Learn what yesterday’s big changes mean for the non-Space Marines factions.
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 01/10/2026
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Friends I is still needs 37$ rent helps so I do not die in streets I has no foods 90$ to get foods please I am starve to death I be clean my fridge that what I be try to do I has no rent no food I is going to die with no help please helps me
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Friends I is still needs 35$ rent helps so I do not die in streets I has no foods 90$ to get foods please I am starve to death I be clean my fridge that what I be try to do I has no rent no food I is going to die with no help please helps me
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will die with no helps I is need 437$ more to pay rents I has beg in tears please helps me please do not lets me die I has no one I am beg with my life ko-fi.com/lilith99680/...
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@avoidingavoidance.bsky.social friend can please share I is try to get helps with rent bsky.app/profile/rive...
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@avoidingavoidance.bsky.social friend can please share I is try to get helps with rent bsky.app/profile/rive...
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@jadehawk.bsky.social friend can please share I is try to get helps with rent bsky.app/profile/rive...
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@400trix.bsky.social friend can please share I is try to get helps with rent bsky.app/profile/rive...
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