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Alex Mack

@alexwm82.bsky.social
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East Sussexer, European, cat person, pop crazed youngster. He/him

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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 22h
I wonder if Mary Mary ever met Mary Mary. #totp
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 22h
This is just a Vengaboys track with some random shouting on the top #totp
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 22h
I wish Dr Dre was still interested in making music. #totp
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 22h
Oh christ, yet another deaddie. #totp
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Starring both young and old Liam on the cover.
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David Davies @dsixbass.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leader of the local lib dems, Mr Gift Card Cashmen. Don't use AI you morons.
Carl Cashman, and another LibDem. The leaflet, badly mangled by AI.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Raising a glass of Pernod, Ouzo, marmalade and salt this evening #penis
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No way was it thirty years ago I confidently predicted this would top the charts and some twerp in year 11 said I was talking shit because "no-one's heard of it"
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Sorted For E's & Wizz' was probably the best 'back seat' double A from a major hit single since 'Anitina (The First Time I See She Dance)'.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Harold Shipman was just an anti living activist.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A tainted one. Let's just say all the best people involved with PS in the nineties are no longer with us.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love Madness but christ, 'Baggy Trousers' lyrically may as well be one of those 'wasn't it better when we all had physical assault for tea' geriatric facebook wankathons.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Treblig 🇺🇦 @camtreblig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is starting to get on my nerves that all of our major political parties and most of the media thinks people who want to horribly murder refugees or baselessly accuse them of crimes are beautiful angel babies with very important views, whereas I’m scum for thinking racially motivated murder is bad
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like… I like you
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Darth Kriss @insanityreport.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
The minute u hear someone talking about a "kill switch" for A.I., you know they've been conned by some futuristic bullshit to distract them from actual reforms. All u need to do is: 1. stop subsidizing A.I. 2. Enforce copyright laws 3. Enforce cyber crime laws 4. Enforce laws to protect the public
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Each day stranger than the last.
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but the boyfriend is now Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, his girlfriend is a furious Hitler and the object of his attention is Ed Sheeran.
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy 5th anniversary to the time this happened over on that other place.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fixed that for you, you silly sausages.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
1 - Saggy half deflated balloons 2 - Beaker from The Muppet Show 3 - The foot measuring machine in Clarks 4 - Old people with bad dentures 5 - Advert where a man collapses into a pile of yellow cubes 6 - The 'Tales Of The Unexpected' theme tune
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The more I read that Proclaimers rant, the less sense it makes. Calling Radcliffe, Watson et al 'those fucking bairns'. Do they honestly think they're still 10 years old?
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DomJo @domuscaligari.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He wants to be like fascist people.
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Polly Pallister-Wilkins @pollypw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When I lived in the UK none of my concerns e.g. affordable housing, climate action, increases in welfare spending, scrapping tuition fees, an ethical foreign policy, were ever framed as legitimate concerns. lnstead I was routinely told to fuck off by most political parties for having such concerns.
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beanisacarrot @beanisacarrot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Norman Conquest? Norman Lovett, more like.
Digital reconstruction reveals Norman Conquest man’s face
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Never gets any less weird that 'Escape (The Piña Colada Song)' and 'Voodoo Ray' were released in the same decade.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On train. Obnoxious little loudmouth with gelled back fashboy haircut, an Audi in human form, has just been told very calmly and wittily by a woman that he's so loud he should be on stage in a theatre. 👌
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Also since Orr is an academic at Cambridge who has actually been caught lying I look forward to the month of hounding on a deeply personal level and strokey chin pontificating about whether any white men should even get to be professors
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now imagining this song done by Madness.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
AITA for drinking up and leaving when a stranger sharing a table in a (non foody) pub disappears for a bit and comes back with a huge smelly takeaway pizza in a box and starts munching it inches away from my face, without even acknowledging me or saying something like "sorry, do you mind?"
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Slowly working my way through every available UK top 40 hit on one of those post Napster MP3 databases, circa 2002. No idea who they were. Thought it was a pisstake. Fell in love with it.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jacket very much required. Happy inverse Phil Collins day to all who celebrate.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This positively reeks of getting bullied for still collecting Monster In My Pocket figures and Micro Machines when the neurotype thing was to listen to Pearl Jam, smoke cigs nicked from your dad and grow rubbish sideburns.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
The Winjin' Pom
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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is proof that rich people can do good stuff for the world whenever they want, but most of them are just bad people
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone please Johnny Marr this prick already.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Jupiter Rev
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hugely offended to be identified as Kentish.
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Alan Griffiths @alanji.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Then they came for the sarcastic people and I was like oh great that's exactly what we need right now well done to all concerned.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yeah, I know.
Zeus, a young tabby cat lounging at the base of a shower unit. His back legs are facing upwards whilst his face and front paws are on the floor where it is cool. He looks hot and fed up as he faces the camera. The temptation to jump in and turn the shower on is hard to resist.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well, I own several t-shirts last washed six PMs ago (Cameron) and a couple from eight (Blair). My mum's still got a wee jumper of mine not worn for ten (Thatcher). I will wear them all again.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Then - Alley Cat Remix Now - Original Mix
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Charles Я. Davis @charliearchy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It really is unbearably pathetic how we have people publicly justifying their turn to fascism on the basis that they once saw “pregnant people” on a website.
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
All my lazy teenage boasts Are now high precision ghosts And they're coming round the track To haunt me
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Alex Mack @alexwm82.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you see this reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK
Sign reading:

SORRY

THE ANSWER IS NO!!!

YOU CANNOT EAT OR DRINK YOUR OWN FOOD ON ANY OF OUR TABLES, INSIDE OR OUTSIDE OR ANYWHERE ON THESE PREMISES!!!
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