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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Is this...good?

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Robin Wigglesworth @robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 16/07/2026

A couple of astonishing stats that really show how England bizarrely shat the bed last night. www.football365.com/news/16-conc...

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Losing a semi-final in the manner England did last night is an immediate sacking offence. No malice, but his job, for which he is paid £5million a year, is to elevate this group of players, not fail to bring on any of Saka, Madueke, Eze or Watkins until we're 2-1 down.

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I know the final whistle has gone but has Tuchel tried putting on another 73 defenders?

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Absolutely incredible chart, Starmer's failure boils down to this stupid, flawed strategy

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Besides the point, but "500,000 children lifted out of poverty" really does annoy me given they actively resisted lifting the benefits cap for as long as possible.

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

although hydration breaks would be fair enough

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

This is TOMORROW - the 7pm show has sold out, but there are still some tickets left for the 9pm: thecourtyardtheatre.seetickets.com/tour/alex-ke...

promotional poster for comedian Alex Kealy with a series of quotes from reviews for previous shows

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I'm recording a stand-up comedy special of my favourite material on Tuesday 9th June in London at The Courtyard Theatre. It was nominated for Best Show at the Leicester Comedy Festival in February! Tickets here for 7pm and 9pm shows: thecourtyardtheatre.seetickets.com/tour/alex-ke...

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

This video is an absolute masterclass in Hitchensism because at no point does he actually mention what Graham Phillips has done (moved to occupied Donbas in March 2022 to make propaganda films for the Russian government).

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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Most of Westminster is living in a social media ecosphere where the most overtly far-right entity for generations is being boosted, funded and endorsed by the world's richest man and they, including the government, are broadly fine with that ecosphere.

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If I were the government, I simply would not be directing eyeballs and the political conversation to a website run by a guy who has explicitly said he opposes the PM and is visibly fighting an information war against me.

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Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

The amount of coverage there's been boosting Streeting, Mahmood and Al Carns as future Labour leaders over the past couple of years and collectively they manage a grand total of 5%

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

There's a sort of core to Labour support, of people who feel a genuine connection to the party and see voting for - even working with - those of other parties as a betrayal. This group seems chronically unable to understand that *even among historically reliable Labour voters* they're a minority

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

"I didn't say *which* Monday at 10am Starmer had until"

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Keir Starmer reacting to disastrous local election results by making Gordon Brown special envoy for Getting Some Big Dogs In From The Previous Generation To Show You're Really Listening To The Electorate (no seat at cabinet)

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Yeah, completely agree. New Labour was a modern party, the product of a huge number of quite different Labour and left thinkers from 1974 onwards going 'how do we update?' Starmer Labour is intellectually incurious, not modern, and this is an underrated part of its struggles.

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

sad to see that manchester city have bottled the premier league, we have to ask questions about their mental fortitude, am i doing this right?

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Rob Ford @robfordmancs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

This is not a reasoned political response. Labour has spent two years making all the voting groups who backed the Greens feel unwelcome and unheard, and now attacks them for daring to back someone else. They believe Labour isn’t listening and Starmer seems determined to prove them right

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Yeah, it is basically the same dynamic of 'it's easy, you just promise everything and don't even try to get electoral consent for whichever tradeoff you want to make', and then getting into government and going 'oh my god, this is hard'.

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/02/2026

Excited to see Phil Wang's Work in Progress show tonight at 8pm at The 99 Club. There are still a handful of tickets left if you fancy it. He's also being supported by the excellent @alexkealy.bsky.social and I'm MCing so it should be a great night! fixr.co/event/phil-w...

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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.

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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Don’t count your chickening-out before it’s hatched.

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Soho Theatre @sohotheatre.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Save the world or make a fortune? Dr Matt Winning is sitting on a mega ultimatum in a hospital car park. Oh and his son is being born as we speak…and he’s desperate for a piss. @mattywin.bsky.social Solastalgia is here for two nights only - Mon 16 - The 17 Feb. See you there? buff.ly/uYfY8X3

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 21/01/2026

I cannot tell you how absolutely infuriatingly this stuff comes across to Europeans. When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Brooklyn Beckham's first dance

Lucille and Buster from Arrested Development dressed up in flapper outfits for the "Motherboy" dance

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

when the bare minimum is a treachery red flag

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms

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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

telling the secret police they have immunity to harm & kill citizens really lays bare the hollowness of decades of right-wing GOP screeching about encroaching Big Government - it was never a problem they had with government per se, just that it wasn't being used to harm the people they wanted to

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

The 'give ice qr codes' thing reminds me of when Sarah Everard was murdered by a real policeman using his real police id to kidnap her, and the police & gvt made out the solution was to have a helpline to check that the person bundling you away was a real policeman (as the murderer was)

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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

And the BBC package ends with some crap about ‘in these politically charged times, dualling narratives’ WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS GOING ON!?! There is no dual narratives An innocent woman was shot dead and the Trump administration is lying about THAT in the story

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.

A Rush Hour Crush I got published on 7th January, 2015.

To the sexy Spanish snorita on the No.30 bus to Highbury. I loved our heated chat on Friday but realise what I did was insensitive to your country. I'm mortified. Please let me make up for it, over tapas or paella or whatever.
Bearded Man Who Used Discarded Burger Cartons As Castanets

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/01/2026

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One theonion.com/every-trait-disqualify…

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I did not escape the Love Actually virus this year ♥️🦠

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Are You a Guestimator? @guestimators.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

🆕 PODCAST OUT NOW 🆕 Comedian, writer and podcaster @alexkealy.bsky.social joined us to quiz about holiday destinations, dancefloor fillers and tab misusage. 🎙️ Listen now: buff.ly/41WpO4z And you can WATCH the podcast on Spotify

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Are You a Guestimator? @guestimators.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

❌❌ THIS WEEK'S QUIZ HAS CLOSED ❌❌ Did you top the leaderboard? The first place to find out is on tomorrow's podcast with the hilarious @alexkealy.bsky.social. Out first thing in all the usual places. 🎙️ Podcast subscribe: buff.ly/41WpO4z

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery

Google thinks kemneth is "30 Rock hot guy"

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy

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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

"you have a room temperature IQ" me, knowing that is 293 in Kelvin, the SI unit for temperature: th...thank you

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Whereas my chest hair situation is...5. And you shouldn't have a countable amount of chest hair.

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Alex Kealy @alexkealy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Posting before Life of a Showgirl critical consensus moves up from 2 stars, might delete later #taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl❤️‍🔥 #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #standup

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I love this. The purest essence of Kemi - incredibly wrong, bizarrely belligerent about it, and also wrong in a way where you just go “have you considered reading anything other than your Twitter feed?”

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

to avoid confusion I have made a little table of Mitford siblings

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