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Antti Alestalo

@alestalo.bsky.social
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Security guy. Gaming. American football.

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Gavan Reilly @gavreilly.com · 09/10/2026
You know the xkcd strip about how all modern internet architecture is eventually built on something a hobbyist maintains for free? Someone went out and found them all. sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
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Antti Alestalo @alestalo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A lot of people misunderstanding what a "bot" here means. It refers to web crawlers etc. that are known bots. For example, google search crawler. Bots that post on social media are more likely to run on a mobile phone bot farm.
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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 07/10/2026
Wasn't expecting a real—let alone accurate—answer to this question, but sometimes AI knocks it out of the park.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Antti Alestalo @alestalo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well that's a shocker
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Ville Ranta @villeranta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hybridisodan hybridiase @hs.fi
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ylekov @ylekov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BBC: Yksi ihminen kuoli kyseenalaisessa operaatiossa – näin salmiakkimaksalaatikko maistui
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Antti Alestalo @alestalo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tässä nostetaan kyllä erittäin hyvä pointti. Miehillä tuntuu menevän todella helposti harkintakyky, vaikkei tämä nyt ole pelkästään yhteen sukupuoleen liittyvä. Vanha kunnon hunaja-ansa on netin yli huomattavasti helpompi toteuttaa, etenkin AI:n aikakaudulla.
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The Defence Blog @defence-blog.com · 01/10/2026
Two European tech companies want to sell countries their own satellite internet for the military and emergency services, so they don't have to rely on someone else's network. ICEYE and Nokia aim to launch the first satellites in 2028. defence-blog.com/iceye-and-no...
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ICEYE and Nokia team up on sovereign satellite internet
Finnish satellite company ICEYE and telecommunications group Nokia will jointly develop broadband satellite communications systems that governments can own and run themselves, with the first satellite...
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Panopticon @panopticon2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
STT korvataan Suomen Uutisilla.
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Juuso Koponen @juusokoponen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kiitos tästäkin mullistavasta uutisesta IS.fi ”Tämä arkinen perustuote voi nostaa verenpainetta salakavalasti – erikoislääkäri ei osta sitä ollenkaan” = suola
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Tigers Claw 🐅🐾 虎の爪 @tigersclaw1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Then: Woodward and Bernstein Now:
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Teemu Karlsson @teemukar.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Harsosumu (Veil Nebula, NGC 6960) on jäänne noin 10000-20000 vuotta sitten räjähtäneestä supernovasta, joka oli Venusta kirkkaampi ja näkyi myös päivällä. Taivaalla noin 6x Kuun läpimittainen kohde Joutsenen tähdistössä. Seestar S30pron mosaiikkimoodilla saa juuri koko sumun yhteen kuvaan
Harsosumu NGC 6960 kuvattuna Seestar S30pro teleskoopilla. Kuvan jälkikäsittely Seestar- ja Luminar-sovelluksilla.
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 21/09/2026
😱Mindblowing. Ramzan Kadyrov received 99.85% of the vote in Chechnya’s leadership election after 100% of protocols were processed, according to official election data. His two opponents each received 0.05%. Kadyrov’s reported share was higher than in 2016 and 2021. #Russia
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Magnus Redin @magnusredin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Such a great leader, and they only need to execute 0,15% of the population.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Saara Reiman @kaiao.fi · 16/09/2026
Mut aattele ny, mikä harmi se on! Miten paljon parempi TSH olisikaan, jos välissä olisi klippejä tyyliin "Hobitit tunkeutuivat Mordoriin, Sauron kertoo kohtalokkaista hetkistä: "Turvallisuudentunteeni on järkkynyt." "Nyt puhuu Klonkku: "Hobitti huijasi ja vei ainoan aarteeni!"
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 16/09/2026
don't ask why this is on my phone
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Anders Åslund @andersaslund.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Once again, Trump supports Putin against Ukraine, calling on Ukraine to stop its successful bombing of Russian oil refineries. Ukraine has taken out about 30% of Russia's refinery capacity. If increased to 50%, Putin might accept calls for an energy ceasefire, but Trump works for Putin's victory.
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R'lyeh Precinct Captain Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looking at my doom rectangle, responding to an account called The Doom Spiraler “man that sure seems to validate my priors”
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New midweek update out (first part free). The US might be running out of Patriot interceptors quicker than people realize--and that will matter more than Iran being deprived money. People have their heads in the sand about the real state of US power. phillipspobrien.substack.com/p/midweek-up...
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Midweek Update #27: When Will The US Run Out Of Patriot Interceptors?
More And More This Looks Like The End Of An Era; China And Russia Must Be Loving This
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The strategic position of the USA would’ve been immeasurably better if it had not started this ludicrous war with Iran and instead given the Patriot interceptors its wasted to Ukraine, to defend Ukr against Russia. What the USA has done, insanely, is strengthen China and Russia.
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Antti Alestalo @alestalo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They can add another 10B for a new nuke plant 😁
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Antti Alestalo @alestalo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Flags at half-mast at the border crossing into Norway, at Kilpisjärvi. Picture taken on 28th of August when King Harald V died.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
With the Trump administration reviving one bad old idea after another, I’m surprised they haven’t pushed to put the cocaine back in Coca Cola.
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Antti Alestalo @alestalo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Seems like an accident as maintenance was being done.
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Explosion at Rotterdam port site kills one, injures several - DutchNews.nl
One person has been killed and several others injured in an explosion at a site in the Port of Rotterdam, police say. The blast happened shortly after midday on Thursday at a company on the Moezelweg ...
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
1. "They tried to run us over" has been institutionalized as DHS's license to shoot people. They reflexively go to this lie when they draw their guns. 2. Even with a masked man is waving a gun in her face, this woman repeatedly tells them they are full of shit. Hero.
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Oras Tynkkynen @orastynkkynen.vihreat.fi · 16/07/2026
Orpo: “Kukaan Vantaalta ei ollut hakenut valtiontukea siinä vaiheessa.” No ei kai ollut, koska mitään hakua ei ollut auki eikä kukaan muu kuin kokoomuslaiset tienneet, että rahaa saa runttaamalla kulisseissa. 2/9
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
new toon: checking in on Parallel Earth www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Checking in on Parallel Earth
A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Atte Harjanne @atteharjanne.vihreat.fi · 08/07/2026
Tämä kuoppa näyttää koko ajan syvemmältä kun uutta tietoa tulee. www.hs.fi/politiikka/a...
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Garden Helsingin tuet | Vapaavuoren viesti Orpolle: ”Luotan, että saatte runtattua tämän tuen”
Valtioneuvoston kanslian toimittamat asiakirjat paljastavat uutta tietoa Garden Helsingin tuen valmistelusta ja kokoomuksen roolista.
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Oras Tynkkynen @orastynkkynen.vihreat.fi · 07/07/2026
Fun fact: Jos haluat järjestönä saada 5 000 € tukea ihmisiä auttavaan työhön, täytyy kahlata läpi 62 s. pitkä avustusopas ja jättää perusteellinen hakemus. Jos taas haluat saada 35 000 000 € tukea hallihankkeeseen, riittää IL:n mukaan yhden dian mittainen "hakemus". Jos siis olet kokoomuslainen.
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Paljastus: Tällainen on kohutun Garden Helsingin ”hakemus”
Iltalehti on saanut haltuunsa Garden Helsinkiä koskevat asiakirjat. Niistä ilmenee muun muassa, millaisella niin kutsutulla hakemuksella kohuttu hanke haki valtiolta rahaa.
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Antti Alestalo @alestalo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think this Haaland guy is pretty good.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Dmitry Gurbanov @dimmu141.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
On ne kovaa lobbamaan! Ei ihme, että 35 miljoonaa irtoisi!
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Oras Tynkkynen @orastynkkynen.vihreat.fi · 03/07/2026
"Hankkeen asettamispäätöksessä Orpo antoi virkamiehille tehtäväksi ”lisätä avustustoiminnan läpinäkyvyyttä, avoimuutta ja vuorovaikutteisuutta läpi koko prosessin avustusohjelmien valmistelusta toiminnan arviointiin”." Petteri, miten meni noin niin kuin omasta mielestä?
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Kiusallinen asiakirja paljastui – Petteri Orpo vaati valtionapuihin avoimuutta ja läpinäkyvyyttä
Iltalehti selvitti, minkälaiset ohjeet valtiontukien myöntämistä ohjaavat. Ohjeistusten takaa paljastui tuttu nimi.
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
👀 Two drones flew into the territory of the Russian embassy in the 🇸🇪Swedish capital this morning. One of them dropped a container of red paint, and the other, with a dummy explosive, fell near the diplomatic building.
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Kissa-asiain dosentti @sakeija.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Se oli 35 miljoonan seteli.
Petteri Orpo vanhassa tuhannen markan setelissä, joka on muutettu 35 000 000 matkan seteliksi.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 25/06/2026
They don't know that i'm the real download button
• DOWNLOAD
Click here toDOWNLOAD
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Geoff Brumfiel @gbrumfiel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
EXLCUSIVE: An analysis by two MIT researchers shows how Russia's nuclear-powered cruise missile actually works. And guys, it's not pretty. 🚀☢️🤢🧵 www.npr.org/2026/06/18/n...
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Report: Russia's nuclear-powered 'Skyfall' missile is dirty and dangerous
MIT researchers think they've worked out exactly how Russia's Burevestnik nuclear-powered missile flies. "It's almost certainly a terrible idea," one analyst said. "But it's not an impossible idea."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
(hissing in his ear) JD Vance vandalized the reflecting pool, sire! He means to usurp you!
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Lizzy Lawrence @lizzylawrence.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
EXCLUSIVE: Eli Lilly gave compassionate use access to retatrutide, their unapproved powerful obesity drug, to a 79-year-old man in April. The application was arranged by a top doctor at NIH, and cleared by the FDA. www.statnews.com/2026/06/23/e...
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Eli Lilly gave extraordinary obesity drug access to a 79-year-old patient. Who was it?
Exclusive: STAT has learned that Eli Lilly and the FDA allowed a 79-year-old to gain extraordinary access to an experimental obesity drug through the agency’s “compassionate use” program.
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Fred. @freeloosedirt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thank you for pointing out the upside
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 18/06/2026
This video appears to confirm it was a Russian air-defense missile — not a Ukrainian drone — that blew up that Moscow refinery’s storage tank today, creating the "flying saucer" footage. (This video was shared on Telegram by Russian military expert Yan Matveev.) t.me/arrowsmap/11...
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 18/06/2026
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Antti Alestalo @alestalo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Superquick meme I made from the recent Moscow done video. 😆
A large tank storing gas or gasoline explodes with lid rising to the air like a flying saucer. Text I WANT TO BELIEVE underneath
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InfoSec @infosec.skyfleet.blue · 17/06/2026
Malicious JetBrains Plugins Steal AI API Keys as Chrome Extensions Capture Chatbot Chats
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Malicious JetBrains Plugins Steal AI API Keys as Chrome Extensions Capture Chatbot Chats
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