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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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BikeBremerton @bikebremerton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
After 19 long years of trying to get a protected 6th St bike built, will Bremerton fumble the football on the 1 yard line? www.theurbanist.org/2026/01/27/o...
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Op-Ed: Will Bremerton Build Its First Protected Bike Lane? » The Urbanist
# Set to build its first protected bike lane, the City of Bremerton proposed a last-minute change to its otherwise excellent 6th Street design, stripping out more than half of the flex posts protectin...
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Finally, a flag worth fighting for.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 16,1960
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY SLIPS ON A BANANA PEEL,
SHE FLIES OFF OF HER FEET 

P2- NANCY IS IS UP IN THE AIR, HER FEET OUT FROM UNDER HER 

P3- NANCY HAS FROZEN IN THAT POSITION 

NANCY: OH, DEAR
WHY DID HE LEAVE ME
LIKE THIS?

P5- NANCY IS STILL SUSPENDED IN THE AIR

NANCY: I WISH HE'D FINISH HIS CARTOON BEFORE HE TAKES HIS COFFEE BREAK
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Alden Bradford @aldenb.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Current pet peeve: nonfiction writing promising to "delve". I do not wish to delve. Done with delving. The time is ripe for ascension.
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The ORCA Card @theorcacard.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween, ORCA pod 👻 🎃 🕸️ Who should Boop go trick or treating as tonight? Let us know in the replies! Labu-Boop 💙  Elpha-Boop 🧹  K-Boop Demon Hunter 🎤
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The only holiday not corrupted by capitalism... HALLOWEEN.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Animated Banshees of Inisherin remake starring Frog and Toad
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 15/10/2025
Could not be more excited to be in @defector.com talking about SMiZE&DREAM HOT MAMA Hot Ice Cream defector.com/tyra-banks-p...
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Tyra Banks Please Explain What The Hell You Mean By “Hot Ice Cream” | Defector
Tyra Banks’s eyes are wild. Or maybe they were just always that way, her piercing green-gray irises one of many reminders that right, before she was a TV host and an MLM kingpin and a meme, she was a ...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Roger Meyers Jr in the Simpsons yelling at children: YOU KIDS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT! THAT'S WHY YOURE STILL KIDS--
'CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Well that escalated quickly.
Seattle Seasons

The Dark Wet
Paralyzing Snow (1/4 inch)
Brightening Wet
Fakeout Sunbreak
Molding Wet
Flowering Wet
Juneuary
Glorious Sun
Oppressive Sun
Choking Smoke
Welcome Drizzle
Spiders <-- We are here
Convergence Zones
The Dark Wet
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WSDOT Tacoma @tacoma.wsdot.wa.gov · 12/09/2025
If you’re a Twihard heading to Forks for the Twilight festival this weekend: Expect to see a lot of these one-way traffic signals along the way. We have a lot of fish passage work happening along US 101 on the Olympic Peninsula. Portable traffic lights help keep people moving. 1/4
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Michael Pershan @mpershan.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Hey math teachers, I found you an exponential.
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Mason Thompson @masonthompson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Currently being built in Bothell. If you change design standards to move the bike lane on the other side of the curb and planter strip you can create a better, safer experience for all modes with the same amount of right of way. Boy it's fun to see things get built.
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Washington State Ferries @ferries.wsdot.wa.gov · 11/06/2025
To celebrate #RideTransitMonth we have a first of it's kind contest for you. 💙 ORCA worked with us to develop design options for a new ORCA card. Now you get to vote for the winner! For full contest info & to vote, use the link below. 🔗 bit.ly/43EY8DW
4 designs for an ORCA transit pass. Each one has ORCAs mascot, Boop on a ferry.
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I finally wrote about a Seattle transit topic that comes into my head every single time I'm walking downtown. It's time to bring transit back to First Avenue. www.theurbanist.org/2025/06/11/o...
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Op-Ed: It’s Time to Bring Transit Back to Seattle’s First Avenue - The Urbanist
# Restoring transit routes to First Avenue, after they were removed in 2011 to make way for the demolition of the Alaskan Way Viaduct, is a needed step in downtown mobility as the neighborhood enters ...
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
What a horror show to have put that man in charge of anything. The documentary is very short and very good. You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVZ...
youtube.com
Defeating a Virus That Killed Half a Billion People – The Plea
YouTube video by Neil Halloran
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Seattle Bike Blog @seattlebikeblog.com · 09/05/2025
Better yet, they should have to push a button.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 27/03/2025
WHO'S HUNGRY NOW, BITCH?
Cookies in a display cabinet shaped like the protagonist in The Very Hungry Caterpillar (1969).
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BikeBremerton @bikebremerton.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
My latest: -- 6th is a VITAL multimodal route in Central Bremerton -- Wheeler Admin's re-design (and streets philosophy) sucks -- A better design is within reach -- It's up to City Council to force the mayor to change course Council meets on Wednesday. I'm anticipating a donnybrook. #elbowsup
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BikeBremerton @bikebremerton.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Bremerton Pub Works Committee meeting. Wheeler Administration is pushing for final authorization, immediately. Counselors are pushing back. Demanding an alternative
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 20/03/2025
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The term health food is so backwards like nah man that's just food. That's broccoli. You been eating unhealth food.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/01/2025
image 1: a black bird with opalescent green head feathers eating a seed: "he snackle"
image 2: 2 of the same birds scrapping: "he attackle"
but most importantly
image 3: bird striking a dignified pose: "he grackle"
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Laura Eek!! Hall @lauraehall.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
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Washington State Ferries @ferries.wsdot.wa.gov · 13/03/2025
Reminder that you have free will and can just… go for a sunset ferry ride 👀🙌
A ferry on the water with the sunsetting on the horizon.
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Washington State Ferries @ferries.wsdot.wa.gov · 04/03/2025
when you yell at me about delays this is who you're yelling at btw
A grainy, zoomed in image of a seal with photo shopped sad eyes.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 28,1947
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

WASN'T THAT A GREAT MOVIE, NANCY

WONDERFUL --
I NEVER HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME—
IT WAS GRAND

(NANCY READS THE MOVIE REVIEW)
NEWSPAPER-
MOVIE REVUE

WAHHH
BAW-W-W

YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WE ENJOYED SO MUCH ?- - -
I JUST FOUND OUT IT'S TERRIBLE
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
awp.diaart.org/poetry/87_88...
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Frank Bidart: Guilty of Dust
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/10/2024
a drawing of a purple kitty surrounded by massive amounts of fast food: Fries, a cupcake, ice cream, a huge burger, loaded hot dog, pizza slice, taco, another cup cake, and a large gelato. She even has a donut on her head, with one ear poking through the hole.

Text: There is no end to the eternally insatiable desires of the individual will.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 23,1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

WHAT AWFUL WEATHER--I CAN'T GO OUT TODAY

I'LL SPEND TH DAY UP IN MY ATTIC READIN' OLD MAGAZINES

MAGAZINE 
TITLE-
COMICS

( THE ROOFTOP LEAKS , SO SLUGGO IS HOLDING UP AN UMBRELLA)
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Nude early concept art of Jar Jar Binks is real and can hurt you
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 19,1950
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

WAIT'LL YOU TASTE THE SWELL SOUP
I MADE

DIS SOUP IS TOO HOT AND IT HAS NO DUMPLINGS

I'LL FIX THAT

( NANCY MAKES TWO SNOWBALLS FROM SNOW ON THE WINDOW SILL
AND PUTS THEM IN SLUGGO’S BOWL OF SOUP, THEY RESEMBLE DUMPLINGS AND THEY WILL DEFINITELY COOL OFF THE SOUP)
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 8,1951
AH, SAFE AT LAST 

SIGN-
SAFETY 
ZONE

(NANCY GETS HIT ON THE HEAD BY A PIECE OF WOOD)
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Jill Dosso @jilldosso.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My favourite slide from my Intro Psych class this morning featuring @gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Image of a PowerPoint slide:

Screenshot of a msg from
@GretchenAMcC reading
Today in "linguists are not kidding when they say that language enables you to understand sentences that have never been said before in the entirety of human history"

Accompanied by headlines such as:

Cocaine in the River Thames is 'another problem eels don't need', says expert

Duplicitous Teddy Bear Shocks
Amazon Shoppers With Grotesquely
Long Legs

STOP EATING 'SEXY PAVEMENT
LICHEN; SCIENTISTS WARN
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/11/2024
"getting big Une Pipe vibes from this..."

is the alternative version of "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" in La Trahison des Images,) a 1929 painting by Belgian surrealist painter René Magritte. The painting shows an image of a pipe.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 20,1948
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

GOT THE TIME, PEEWEE ?

JUST A  MINUTE

IT'S ONE THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX

IS YOUR CLOCK CRAZY?

NO --- IT'S
BRAND-NEW
ELECTRIC ONE 

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Ashley Farris Trimble @afarrist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Saw this meme today and thought immediately of this thread. 😌
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 17,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

I THINK I’LL PLAY MY LITTLE RHYME GAME 

SLICK CHICK

MOO GOO

MUTT HUT

SCREAM TEAM

SHABBY TABBY 

SLANTY SHANTY 

MOP SHOP

QUACK SNACK

SLEEK SHIEK

SLOPPY JALOPY 

CLASSY LASSY

YUM GUM

MY GUY 

BOO - HOO
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 17/11/2024
#bonefacts Ever wonder what a snake's #bones look like? Well they look like this:
A snake's big bendy s-shaped bone
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 22,1941
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

YOUR GOVERNMENT 
NEEDS WASTE PAPER FOR 
DEFENSE PURPOSES
CONTRIBUTE YOUR  BIT!

I'VE GOT TO THINK UP SOME NEW
WAYS TO BE GET
MORE WASTEPAPER!

NOW REMEMBER OUR PLAN -
BE VERY DUMB IN SCHOOL
TODAY " BE EXTRA STUPID!

ОК OK OKE! Ok 

NOW DON'T FORGET WHEN
SCHOOL IS OVER, SAVE YOUR CAPS!
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 12,1944
NANCY -FEMININE GRANDEUR- By ERNIE 
BUSHMILLER 

IT'S COLD TODAY..-I THINK ILL WEAR MY NEW SKI-SUIT

IS THIS THE WAY TO THE POST OFFICE, LITTLE BOY?

( NANCY IS SEEN IN THE LAST PANEL WEARING A BOW ON HER HEAD)
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 19,1959
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Zamira Rahim @zamirarahim.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
'Sometimes things don't go, after all, from bad to worse' Thinking a lot about this poem today.
A screenshot of Sheenagh Pugh's poem 'Sometimes'
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 18,1956
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 17,1950
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