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Albert The Bear

@albertthebear.bsky.social
338 followers 325 following 1.5K posts

(normally) Bear, 34, partner of @osirisfaction.bsky.social, 18+ only, NSFW, commonly frisky with friends :3

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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 7h
*heavy breathing*
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 9h
The CurlKing
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am dealing with a dreaded man cold, I am tolerating it, @osirisfaction.bsky.social is suffering from it, cuz he's the one that's gotta take care of me. 😂
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 02/10/2026
I really don't understand America's culture of forcing service workers to be on their feet all day.
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Zio da Bear @ziobear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🐻 Bear-a-Day 274/365 It’s spooky time y’all. 🎃🐻
A simple digital watercolor art of a bear with their muzzle buried in a pumpkin eating.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
95.8% of the world doesn't live in the USA, what do we care about choosing Texas?
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh honey I’ve lived in a bubble since I got my first dual cassette boombox during the Reagan administration. I haven’t listened to fm music radio since Kurt Cobain was looking at the grass from the right side
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An ancient and magical amber bear 🐻 ✨ Carved some 10,000 years ago, it washed up on a beach at Fanø in Denmark from a submerged Mesolithic settlement under the North Sea. National Museum of Denmark in Copenhagen 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a small and ancient figurine of an amber bear carved some 10,000 years ago during the Danish Mesolithic period. The museum lighting makes the amber glow translucent orange against a dark display case background. The bear is displayed on a small metal stand viewed in profile facing right. The ears, muzzle, and mouth are defined. The neck has a polished groove suggesting it was once suspended on a cord. The characteristic shoulder hump of a brown bear is clearly defined. There are some finely incised horizontal lines along the belly. The legs are incomplete. Length 6.5cm. Amber has many properties which may have been associated with 'magic' for ancient peoples. For example, when rubbed against fur, amber produces static electricity which can give off sparks in the dark, make hair stand on end, and attract small things towards it.
The bear was found in 1991 on a west coast beach of the Danish North Sea island of Fanø. It is one of a small number of amber animal figurines from the Baltic Sea region which have been assigned to the Mesolithic period by means of a typo-chronological approach and /or other contextual information.
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Russell England @russellengland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doomscrolling break... 10,000 years old
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⌘ left at london ⌘ @leftatlondon.com · 31/08/2026
in my humble opinion, it is to the benefit of the entire world for you to do all you can to heal from your emotional wounds & come out the other side. no matter how much money they steal from us, our oppressors will never have the ability to emotionally regulate. this can become an advantage.
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QQH_Designs @quackquackhonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Come see me at #FunkyFerndale today until 9pm. 9-26-26 10am-9pm 9-27-26 11am-5pm
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Panthera Arven 🔜🇩🇪 EUROFURENCE Dealers' Den @arven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Fat Bear Week! I knew I really wanted to draw something for it this year, since I missed it last year 😆 So, have a chonk! This will be available as a sticker at my next convention :D Who do you think will win #FatBearWeek this year? 👀
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Amadose 🔞 @amadose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm... being targeted by InfoWars...
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Graystone Husky @graystone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Furry pilots: Flights arrive at fur cons on time. Check. Furry IT: The internet runs. Check. Furry Pharmaceutical techs: Vaccines get made. Check. No furries in government.... Nothing gets done.... I see a trend there....
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SpotGideon @shepf.art · 23/09/2026
they always said the plane of the future will contain 3 things: a computer, a pilot and a dog so really we’re just optimizing by combining roles
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meow Wolf doesn't have a bluesky presence so I'm doing their advertising for them lol
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/05/2023
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah I know a good number of these
A sign for “SubDog”
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got the cutest little sticker for my hard hat today
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Zio da Bear @ziobear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🐻 Bear-a-Day 262/365 “What do you mean it’s not fat bear week yet?”
A rough digital sketch of a fat bear sitting and looking incredulous.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Badly Drawn Bears @badlydrawnbears.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I love being weird with you xox
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Roby Panther @robypanther.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look at this poster that went into the Fat Bear Week contest. I love it.
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 07/09/2026
You could interlock them like a Cool S ™ design:
Zio's sketch duplicated and rotated so that the two bears interlock into an S shape.
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Zio da Bear @ziobear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐻 Bear-a-Day 250/365 You matter.
A simple digital watercolor-style art of a bear sitting upright calmly enjoying the sun. Next to it is text that reads: “Right now… if only for a moment… I choose to love this life, and not wish for another.”
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Zio da Bear @ziobear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐻 Bear-a-Day 260/365 Just keep swimming
A simple minimalistic lineart of a bear swimming upside down in water. It has its mouth open in a silly playful vibe.
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Truthout @truthout.org · 15/09/2026
“Hey [Macklemore], if they don’t want you performing in their stadiums, you’re always welcome in Dearborn,” said Dearborn’s mayor after the rapper was kicked off of Ed Sheeran’s stadium tour for his speech onstage calling for a free Palestine.
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Dearborn Mayor Invites Macklemore for City-Sponsored Show: “We Stand With You”
The rapper was recently kicked off of Ed Sheeran’s tour after making pro-Palestine remarks onstage.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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˜”*°• Finn / c o r k •°*”˜ @glitter.dog · 15/09/2026
Been out here living my best life lately
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Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What we've got here is a FWD EV based on the MEB+ platform, with an electric motor and battery supplying 135 horsepower and 195 pound-feet of torque.
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Volkswagen Mission Efficiency Prototype Picks Up Where The XL1 Left Off With Ultra-Low CoD And Nearly 900 Miles Of Electric Range - Jalopnik
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This clip got me to buy the game, what a cute silly fella
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me when my mom made my pose for pictures.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Rensto 🐻‍❄️ @rensto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
would
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how to reroute big dick energy
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He was sk8er man Getting a prost8 exam
24 years ago, Avril Lavigne released
her hit single “Sk8er Boi” on this day.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No worries, I'll just buy two of the $80 Star Trek Communi-Grater​s to communicate with him.
$80 Star Trek Communi-Grater​
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Zio da Bear @ziobear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🐻 Bear-a-Day 251/365 Mornings
A simple black and white digital lineart style image of two bears crawling out of a den looking like they just woke up. The bear on the left thinks: “why’s it so late? I set my alarms…” and the bear on the right looks frustrated and still sleepy thinks: “How could you sleep through every single one?”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Canada is one of our biggest trading partners. Donald Trump is one of our biggest economic illiterates. Now the rest of us are caught in the crossfire of an idiotic trade war that’s going to hurt regular people more than they’ll benefit.
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Bear Months Initiated (Countdown to Howloween) @bresnanteddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Catching up with Bear Fren and Deaw Fren - home and home series!
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Evergreen
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
off the bed!!!!
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Kitt 🌻 @yotenotes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Driving Into the Sun: Take me back to 2017.... I did this with adobe illustrator as an illustration companion to @peppercoyote.bsky.social 's song of the same name. It took a Long Time. But turned out pretty cool!
A digital illustration in a cartoony style in bright oranges and blues with a sort of sun bleached washed out feel to it. A cartoon sun that looks Seriously Unhinged is glaring at an anthro coyote who is angrily trying to drive a small blue car while shading his eyes with one paw while the car's visors are doing nothing to help. His brows are furrowed and his teeth are showing. Light letters across the art are some of the lyrics to the song - We trample ourselves raging against the sun.
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Global Affairs Canada @globalaffairs.canada.ca · 04/09/2026
When the world is watching, know what to watch for. Foreign regimes may exploit the spotlight around major events, resurface old stories, reframe real events or make a few voices sound like a crowd. #ThinkBeforeYouShare
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I am Lion Man 🔞 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸 @majorward.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m surprised Farage likes Guinness as it’s black and you have to let it settle…
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