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Albert The Bear

@albertthebear.bsky.social
343 followers 333 following 1.6K posts

Bear, 34, He/Him/They partner of @osirisfaction.bsky.social, 18+ only, NSFW, commonly frisky with friends :3

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MyLittleSkaven @ratscratched.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 4h
Like subject matter experts could tell they were full of it, but the average person was just like "huh yeah they sound sensible." Now it's just "when Joe Biden force transes your kids into his new woke army" like, calm down. He's not transing anybody, he's got enough ladies hair to smell already.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 5h
The West quite literally helped pay for the Russian space program, not out of altruism mind you, they wanted the scientist focused on rockets that were beneficial. Not working for third countries on rockets that killed.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 5h
Good girl, pump those numbers up ;3
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 5h
They're giving of their cars spirit to try and revive yours?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
If you would try to win by abandoning trans people (or any targeted group) you can save this “we need to win” talk; there is no “we.” I am about solidarity, and you have chosen anti-solidarity. You are not any “we” I recognize. You are the enemy I’m trying to defeat. Beating you is how my “we” wins.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
They made flying cars before, they just sucked because they have to do both jobs which means they suck at both jobs, also they have a habit of killing their creators, so, there's hope for the future?
Ford Pinto made into a plane
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Spooky Scary Skeledeers @osirisfaction.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
#Bucktober Don't forget to feed your bear a nice creamy treat.
Giving my husbear a nice mawful of some buck batter.
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Zio da Bear @ziobear.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🐻 Bear-a-Day 289/365 Em-Bear-assed
A simple pen drawing of a bear laying on its back, covering its eyes.
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
#deer 🦌
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I know at least that the "reveal" etc required a NOTAM (notice to air missions) basically blocking off the space from air flight. So, safe bet.
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the possibility that love is not enough @rhena.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Puppies, chickens, and a wedding!?? Sounds like a good time
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yeah you wanna talk about unfortunate names to have, swastika Ontario has kept its name since 1907. They tried to rename it to Winston in WW2, but the residents tore the sign down stating they had it before Adolf 😂 Kitchener Ontario was Berlin Ontario until 1916 too lol
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've heard a few people worry about the influx of Americans becoming Canadian because they're jaded with the USA and I'm like "shush, we're getting their best!"
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*sitting with my sun blocking hat and DSLR, eager to spend a day listening to you info dump*
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Not to be that guy but hosting the base furry stereotype as "well off person in tech" is a good way to center it's whitest most upper middle class part And yank the spotlight off the creative lifeblood of the fandom, which is heavily latin, black, indigenous and working class/poor
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I mean Jesus WAS a power bottom. He was hung but still ended up getting nailed!
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ΛTLΛS 🔜 MFF, WOE @atlasbun.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me wearing my deer fursuit these days.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Tech factory worker: troubleshooting, cleaning, and unplanned maintenance.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I crave the tiny vans.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Math is a hard language tho
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That shows 12 bricks per dollar though which is still not a great value lul
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Other way, divide price by bricks.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good Kitty 😈
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Help, Amazon screwed up and sent a cookbook, I'm trussed like a turkey posting from my smart speaker, Google send skeet.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Metro’s ZEITGEIST Waste Bin @metrothefox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
An art legend needs a hero @lastweektonight.com m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBRF...
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Rat Erotica: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Naolin Davis @naolindavis.art · 15/04/2026
Hey. :) Trans rights.
4 panel comic. 
Panel 1: Naolin is writing something on a sign.
Panel 2: Naolin looks up to the viewer and stop writing.
Panel 3: Naolin puts the marker down and turns the sign around.
Panel 4: The panel says: "Respect my transhomies or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem."
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Zio da Bear @ziobear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🐻 Bear-a-Day 282/365 Y’all were very generous with the treats! Happy bear noises 🍬🐻
A simple digital watercolor sketch of a round bear wearing a sheet like a ghost costume. He is laying on his back happily eating candy out of a jack-o’-lantern.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck yeah, give food and pets *does bear purrs*
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who wore it better..?
Some random c8 corvette on the highway.Angry Johnny Five
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SpotGideon @shepf.art · 13/09/2024
sorry SLUTS, Bluey graffiti new favorite 🐶❤️🚂🎨
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Men in Black really did have a few lines that were radicalizing didn't it? That little "imagine what you'll know tomorrow" monologue.
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Zio da Bear @ziobear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🐻 Bear-a-Day 281/365 He’s hoping it’s not too early for trick or treating.
A simple digital watercolor sketch of a round bear wearing a sheet like a ghost costume. It has a jack-o’-lantern in its mouth waiting expectantly for candy.
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
little deer’s big leaf #deer 🦌
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I loved swimming laps to get my cardio up without a lot of impact on my joints, but if there's not an expressly LGBTQ friendly pool around you, uh, probably not. Far too many chuds policing change rooms anymore
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gregor Samsa here has better standing rules about enthusiastic consent than the majority of modern men. Ladies trust the roach.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've gone through about 6 on my pixel watch so far. I've started to refer to them as "sacrificial screens"
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Forever referring to The Bard as "ol' Billy Blue Balls" from here on out.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We stand on the shoulders of giants." Speak for yourself. I stand on my own shoulders. I'm all rolled up into a ball. My head is fully up my ass
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KitsuneKit @kitsunekit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bear with me! 🐻 Art by @drawingkuma.bsky.social
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Finish every day and be done with it.” Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eggs in space? WHEN?!?
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Curly boy bush 🥰
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nobody explain this one to Tuberville.
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Albert The Bear @albertthebear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why are they climbing on top of the ballot booth?!? "And from the top rope, voting with the people's elbow!" Ah.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate
ALT: JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate
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