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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈

@alaranth.bsky.social
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Where my bi ass yells into the void like a deranged possum she/her

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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 5h
Time to curl up with a nice cozy read of.......Astarion! This is gonna break my heart! 😃
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"There's no higher evil that goes against my oath than being an edgelord."
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Barovian kids are weird."
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hello Saturday. 🐇 A little marginalia. #InternationalRabbitDay
Rabbit sat reading, marginalia.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love it when I wake up with insanely cute hair
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my homies who didn't figure it out until much later but My God There Were Signs™
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WIRED @wired.com · 21/09/2026
WIRED asked 634 women what they really think about working in tech. They told us about harassment, bias, unequal treatment, and the everyday indignities that still shape life in the industry. 🔗 www.wired.com/story/women-...
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
May whatever deities exist bless my coworker that always brings me a breakfast burrito
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR YOU'RE PICKLES "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES , CAN I HAVE THM????????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wearing my Kwatrous "Rabies" tshirt in the office because I shouldn't have to be here on a fucken Friday
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh boy imma need swords to exercise some demons tonight. Yes. Exercise. This is a "bored husky" situation. The demons are destroying couches. Which is a metaphor for my mental health.
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Coworker: I'm going to be late tomorrow because of an appointment Me: I'm going to be late because of who I am as a person
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Husband: are you eating cold pizza and coffee for breakfast? Me: *through a mouthful of cold pizza* I am an adult! Husband: technically
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
THERE IS A CREATURE IN THE WALLS OF MY HOUSE
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love my massage therapist soooooo much 😭
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If I don't get to do any swordplay this week because of my stupid foot I will go into bored husky mode and destroy a couch.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Apparently a bunch of AI things were down today. My day was not impacted because I don't use any of that shit.
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes my mouth opens and words fall out and I've gotta deal with the consequences. 🤣
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Microsoft Teams is desperate to access my camera. Joke's on you I'm into that shit. Get on your knees and keep begging you useless piece of software.
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
WHO SCHEDULES A SYSTEM DESIGN REVIEW FOR 10AM ON A MONDAY?
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy Friday to me. Time to season a new corset for the RenFaire
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 27/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "this is some candy-coated dogshit"
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 27/08/2026
Perfection.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton: Be kind to people. I believe in you! Tim Curry: Be yourself and if that pisses off bad people, you're doing great.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Listen you sonofabitch *grabs grim reaper by the cloak* imma need you to get the right 80 year old this time. Do you need directions? I'll drive you myself.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is starting to feel like a very limited rapture where all the Good celebrities are taken and the rest of us are left here to deal with All Of This
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DOLLY PARTON BUT THAT ORANGE MENACE IS STILL SHAMBLING AROUND
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Farewell, Dolly x
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026
I love Minneapolis
Jake Lang, a Nazi asshole, getting his ass picturesquely whooped in downtown Minneapolis by a person dressed as Spider-Man

I cannot overstate how much this photo looks like a comic book cover

Photo credit Chris Juhn Photography
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Happy ragweed season to all who celebrate. *sneezes*
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yo is that fucken guy dead yet?
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yes I refer to my friend's cat as "my liege."
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Begging the the ibuprofen to kick in...
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Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler): Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
ALT: Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler): Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Call you Ash Ketchum the way you’re sucking us into your balls
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Another day another instance of workplace sexism before my coffee
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
MY POLLING PLACE HAS CANDY!
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why is the dull ache 100x worse than actual pain? What gives?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just saw a thing where a director talked about taking out sex/nudity because audiences don’t want to see it. Here’s an idea: fuck the audience. I’m the chef & they’ll eat what I serve them and like it. *The audience* knows what they want? Why don’t you let a toddler drive a car next?
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tequila drunk and trying to play the piano.
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think I just watched a cicada killer wasp yeet off the willow tree with a cicada
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
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Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
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Caitlin 🏳️‍🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I want to stab and grapple and punch and then sleep for 15 hours.
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Christopher Buecheler @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026
I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it.
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