Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026OH MY GOD WHEN DID WE AS A SOCIETY DECIDE THAT LISTENING TO SHIT ON YOUR PHONE WITHOUT HEADPHONES WAS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE 010
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time to curl up with a nice cozy read of.......Astarion! This is gonna break my heart! 😃 021
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"There's no higher evil that goes against my oath than being an edgelord." 000
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hello Saturday. 🐇 A little marginalia. #InternationalRabbitDay 4803190
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174893324
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my homies who didn't figure it out until much later but My God There Were Signs™ 020
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈WIRED @wired.com · 21/09/2026WIRED asked 634 women what they really think about working in tech. They told us about harassment, bias, unequal treatment, and the everyday indignities that still shape life in the industry. 🔗 www.wired.com/story/women-... 641684639
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026May whatever deities exist bless my coworker that always brings me a breakfast burrito 010
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN 01545362
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wearing my Kwatrous "Rabies" tshirt in the office because I shouldn't have to be here on a fucken Friday 020
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh boy imma need swords to exercise some demons tonight. Yes. Exercise. This is a "bored husky" situation. The demons are destroying couches. Which is a metaphor for my mental health. 110
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Coworker: I'm going to be late tomorrow because of an appointment Me: I'm going to be late because of who I am as a person 010
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Husband: are you eating cold pizza and coffee for breakfast? Me: *through a mouthful of cold pizza* I am an adult! Husband: technically 010
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If I don't get to do any swordplay this week because of my stupid foot I will go into bored husky mode and destroy a couch. 010
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.” 868168202971
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026One of these days you're gonna text me that shit while I'm driving and sword friend will be using my phone's Spotify 🤣 010
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Apparently a bunch of AI things were down today. My day was not impacted because I don't use any of that shit. 010
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comJohn Mulaney: Okay, Okay, OkayALT: John Mulaney: Okay, Okay, Okay 010
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sometimes my mouth opens and words fall out and I've gotta deal with the consequences. 🤣 020
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 367201339888
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Microsoft Teams is desperate to access my camera. Joke's on you I'm into that shit. Get on your knees and keep begging you useless piece of software. 120
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026WHO SCHEDULES A SYSTEM DESIGN REVIEW FOR 10AM ON A MONDAY? 020
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Happy Friday to me. Time to season a new corset for the RenFaire 010
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA 227147282820
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton: Be kind to people. I believe in you! Tim Curry: Be yourself and if that pisses off bad people, you're doing great. 31376440
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295268312869
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Listen you sonofabitch *grabs grim reaper by the cloak* imma need you to get the right 80 year old this time. Do you need directions? I'll drive you myself. 000
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is starting to feel like a very limited rapture where all the Good celebrities are taken and the rest of us are left here to deal with All Of This 322938
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst 32743447
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894111286
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comDerry Girls: Swear on DollyALT: Derry Girls: Swear on Dolly 030
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DOLLY PARTON BUT THAT ORANGE MENACE IS STILL SHAMBLING AROUND 010
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Farewell, Dolly x 313883451
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Happy ragweed season to all who celebrate. *sneezes* 020
Caitlin 🏳️🌈 @alaranth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Begging the the ibuprofen to kick in...static.klipy.comLeslie Knope (Amy Poehler): Everything Hurts And I'm DyingALT: Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler): Everything Hurts And I'm Dying 010
Reposted by Caitlin 🏳️🌈Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Call you Ash Ketchum the way you’re sucking us into your balls 021
