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Boobs McGoobs

@mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
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Branch, 34 They/Them Trans rights, bitches. Here for the silly vibes I stream for fun. Am orca 4 real irl linktr.ee/mcbuttsthecrimedog

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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 41m
Latias and Latios did 9/11
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 56m
Lurking in both AlexNorimaki and JoshJepson's channels at the same time is certainly an experience... audio wise
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Caped64 @caped64.bsky.social · 19h
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 12h
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 6h
I wanna start a band and name it something truly unhinged and then get popular, drop the worst title for a song and then dip, leaving behind a legacy of truly incomprehensible names.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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🧊 dani 🧊 @icebitez.bsky.social · 22h
pc ports rn just feel like this
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Count Duccula 🦇🦆 | VTuber [Long Hiatus] @ducc.uk · 10h
With this timeline anything is fucken' possible
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 13h
Story that should adequately explain the underlying bullshit that led to my father being the horror he is: My cousin(a marine) was being considered for a secret service like position but when he was directly interviewed, he hesitated ever so slightly on the "Are you positive you could give your life
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 13h
Rewatching the twilight movies and every time Jessica speaks it's like "WHY are you SUCH a jealous and terrible person shut the fuck UP!" because like jesus fucking christ
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 13h
This fuckin thing. Scared the piss outta me as a 4 year old. I'm fine now, although I definitely still find it creepy. Also the opening to the great mouse detective for some reason really got to me. Have a distinct memory of looking for places in my granny's house that I could hide.
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Slappy the Dummy from Goosebumps
ALT: Slappy the Dummy from Goosebumps
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 17h
This isn't even a claire = egg joke I love eggs so much. The food. Over medium eggs on toast is one of the best goddamn proteins in the world and it's one of my favorite ever breakfasts. I love eggs.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 19h
Burrito good
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Red Van Buskirk @redbuddi.bsky.social · 20h
yo robocob kinda 💅 with it tbh
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 20h
Quick question. If you like me, which mental illness of yours is your favorite?
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're a trans woman, there's at least a 30% chance you like REALLY like bunnies.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
HE SAID IT WAS A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK, COOP, MIGHT BE WORTH INVESTIGATING.
David Lynch as Gordon Cole yelling into a phone.
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Thrown Controllers Universe Clips @tcuclips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Disc Only QotD no.657:
Tom: My body will look like Stephen's leg.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This cat needs to settle the fuck down because he's already overstimulated me and he's still being a pest.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Perfect
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like, your stream your rules but that doesn't mean your rules aren't unreasonable/don't alienate most normal people. Like you can curate your space however you want but that doesn't mean the way you're doing it is GOOD.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My thoughts while watching streamer who has cats: Don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pu
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How to make me blush Step one: Be pretty Step two: call me a good girl Step 3: Pat my head Step 4: notice that I stopped writing the numbers out but don't mention it Step 5: put it in
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
there is simply no replacement for “having personal attention from an actual teacher who cares”
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hers and Hers matching meme set for specifically @lucahjin.bsky.social and @protonjon.bsky.social (note: I did not make these, they're just memes I saw on tiktok)
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can either ostracize people who bring others down to bolster their own confidence or you can ostracize people who brag but bring everyone else up with them and there is one obviously correct choice but you can't do both and be a serious person with any measure of merit.
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🎃The Pumpkin Patch-ed Work Ghoul👻🇨🇦🏳‍⚧ (She/Her) @patchedworkgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Terry from Reno 911: I Was Murdered
ALT: Terry from Reno 911: I Was Murdered
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There should never be an accusation that is automatically assumed to be true. Believe victims doesn't mean blindly trust any accusation, it means take all accusations seriously and investigate them all with the same care you would a regular assault.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The funniest thing in the Bible is the tower of babyl because like "Oh, it split up families and couples and bllehhh." like bitch teach each other your respective languages or create a 3rd one to share. It scrambled the languages inbyour brain but you didn't stop knowing how to learn.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The con I used to volunteer for is rebranding and I find that to be suspicious. It used to be kinda cool but I did leave in part because I felt that it was headed in a bad direction and then I watched as it set itself on fire with the help of a few actually terrible people bringing in a bunch of
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm so horny for fall
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So many celebrities are seeing "therapists" that are just glorified life coaches hiding that they have no actual credentials by charging a ridiculous amount. They start off charging stupid people with money high prices for "counseling" and saying they are "self pay only" until they get a client base
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being 7 followers on here away from 700 is wild to me because fym you enjoy what I post? Never expected people to like me but I guess that really was just the social conditioning of an entire childhood worth of bullies and bad parents convincing me I would never be loved.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I make my best shitposts when I'm teetering on the edge of falling asleep midway through typing and this has become a rather unfortunate thing because those are the shitposts that get me all that attention I want. Give me attention and tell me how pretty and cool I am or I'll... not sleep or... uh
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Smiling with your teeth when your laughing is a nice, human experience. Smiling with your teeth all the time is a red flag. Run, don't walk, far the fuck away from that apartment manager and/or HR rep.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My backstory? It's a tragic tale of you asking me personal questions, getting kicked in the nuts and then fucking off to a hospital.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dog AO3: barkive of our bone is this anything?
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have decided you shall be known as PeePee DongLocking from now to the end of time.
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah, spooky season.
Put an arch in that shit
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it feels amazing outside. I LOVE fall so much I'm so gay for fall
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love when idiots say their 85 year old white grandma has been saying "Wratchet" her whole life because buddy, she was saying RETCHED. Your old ass white grandma was not saying things were wratchet in 1974.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love insomnia so much /j
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing I say in a twitch chat is funny or useful.
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Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fall is great because all the no bugs trying to fly into my orifices with none of the biting cold air wooshing into those orifices and making me cry
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