Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 56mLurking in both AlexNorimaki and JoshJepson's channels at the same time is certainly an experience... audio wise 000
Reposted by Boobs McGoobsWitchy Annie 🏳️⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 12h"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit. 3938031383
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 6hI wanna start a band and name it something truly unhinged and then get popular, drop the worst title for a song and then dip, leaving behind a legacy of truly incomprehensible names. 010
Reposted by Boobs McGoobs🧊 dani 🧊 @icebitez.bsky.social · 22hpc ports rn just feel like this 222112628
Reposted by Boobs McGoobsCount Duccula 🦇🦆 | VTuber [Long Hiatus] @ducc.uk · 10hWith this timeline anything is fucken' possible 151
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 13hStory that should adequately explain the underlying bullshit that led to my father being the horror he is: My cousin(a marine) was being considered for a secret service like position but when he was directly interviewed, he hesitated ever so slightly on the "Are you positive you could give your life 100
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 13hRewatching the twilight movies and every time Jessica speaks it's like "WHY are you SUCH a jealous and terrible person shut the fuck UP!" because like jesus fucking christ 000
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 13hThis fuckin thing. Scared the piss outta me as a 4 year old. I'm fine now, although I definitely still find it creepy. Also the opening to the great mouse detective for some reason really got to me. Have a distinct memory of looking for places in my granny's house that I could hide.static.klipy.comSlappy the Dummy from GoosebumpsALT: Slappy the Dummy from Goosebumps 000
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 17hThis isn't even a claire = egg joke I love eggs so much. The food. Over medium eggs on toast is one of the best goddamn proteins in the world and it's one of my favorite ever breakfasts. I love eggs. 0150
Reposted by Boobs McGoobsRie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music 42111853555
Reposted by Boobs McGoobsRed Van Buskirk @redbuddi.bsky.social · 20hyo robocob kinda 💅 with it tbh 1415
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 20hQuick question. If you like me, which mental illness of yours is your favorite? 000
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you're a trans woman, there's at least a 30% chance you like REALLY like bunnies. 020
Reposted by Boobs McGoobsRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 136112123016
Reposted by Boobs McGoobs🎃 KrystaAAAAAA Laylla 🎃 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 08/02/2026HE SAID IT WAS A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK, COOP, MIGHT BE WORTH INVESTIGATING. 3550122
Reposted by Boobs McGoobsThrown Controllers Universe Clips @tcuclips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Disc Only QotD no.657: 0254
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This cat needs to settle the fuck down because he's already overstimulated me and he's still being a pest. 010
Reposted by Boobs McGoobsceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 148107282311
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Like, your stream your rules but that doesn't mean your rules aren't unreasonable/don't alienate most normal people. Like you can curate your space however you want but that doesn't mean the way you're doing it is GOOD. 000
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My thoughts while watching streamer who has cats: Don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pussy in chat don't say show me your pu 000
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026How to make me blush Step one: Be pretty Step two: call me a good girl Step 3: Pat my head Step 4: notice that I stopped writing the numbers out but don't mention it Step 5: put it in 000
Reposted by Boobs McGoobsMicah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026there is simply no replacement for “having personal attention from an actual teacher who cares” 531828
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hers and Hers matching meme set for specifically @lucahjin.bsky.social and @protonjon.bsky.social (note: I did not make these, they're just memes I saw on tiktok) 090
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You can either ostracize people who bring others down to bolster their own confidence or you can ostracize people who brag but bring everyone else up with them and there is one obviously correct choice but you can't do both and be a serious person with any measure of merit. 000
Reposted by Boobs McGoobs🎃The Pumpkin Patch-ed Work Ghoul👻🇨🇦🏳⚧ (She/Her) @patchedworkgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comTerry from Reno 911: I Was MurderedALT: Terry from Reno 911: I Was Murdered 031
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There should never be an accusation that is automatically assumed to be true. Believe victims doesn't mean blindly trust any accusation, it means take all accusations seriously and investigate them all with the same care you would a regular assault. 000
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The funniest thing in the Bible is the tower of babyl because like "Oh, it split up families and couples and bllehhh." like bitch teach each other your respective languages or create a 3rd one to share. It scrambled the languages inbyour brain but you didn't stop knowing how to learn. 010
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The con I used to volunteer for is rebranding and I find that to be suspicious. It used to be kinda cool but I did leave in part because I felt that it was headed in a bad direction and then I watched as it set itself on fire with the help of a few actually terrible people bringing in a bunch of 110
Reposted by Boobs McGoobsNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443511223
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So many celebrities are seeing "therapists" that are just glorified life coaches hiding that they have no actual credentials by charging a ridiculous amount. They start off charging stupid people with money high prices for "counseling" and saying they are "self pay only" until they get a client base 100
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Being 7 followers on here away from 700 is wild to me because fym you enjoy what I post? Never expected people to like me but I guess that really was just the social conditioning of an entire childhood worth of bullies and bad parents convincing me I would never be loved. 041
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I make my best shitposts when I'm teetering on the edge of falling asleep midway through typing and this has become a rather unfortunate thing because those are the shitposts that get me all that attention I want. Give me attention and tell me how pretty and cool I am or I'll... not sleep or... uh 000
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Smiling with your teeth when your laughing is a nice, human experience. Smiling with your teeth all the time is a red flag. Run, don't walk, far the fuck away from that apartment manager and/or HR rep. 000
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My backstory? It's a tragic tale of you asking me personal questions, getting kicked in the nuts and then fucking off to a hospital. 110
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dog AO3: barkive of our bone is this anything? 121
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have decided you shall be known as PeePee DongLocking from now to the end of time. 010
Reposted by Boobs McGoobs 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hell yeah, spooky season. 510928
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it feels amazing outside. I LOVE fall so much I'm so gay for fall 020
Reposted by Boobs McGoobsRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5761651679
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Love when idiots say their 85 year old white grandma has been saying "Wratchet" her whole life because buddy, she was saying RETCHED. Your old ass white grandma was not saying things were wratchet in 1974. 010
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nothing I say in a twitch chat is funny or useful. 100
Boobs McGoobs @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fall is great because all the no bugs trying to fly into my orifices with none of the biting cold air wooshing into those orifices and making me cry 010