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🔧Alan Wrench🔧

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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
magazine screenshot (2000) archive.org/details/PCGA...
two rigid male specimens, in swimming tights, one on a diving board, one standing on water. isometric. the original sims.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
every city in the country, including yours, has someone with the energy and values as mamdani btw
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Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.
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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Reminder: The only 2 nations that voted AGAINST recognizing food as a human right is the United States and Israel. Food can be abundant and available for all, but our feudal kings jack the prices and starve us because global hunger is a tool to control the masses.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some
There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for  women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Wes Anderson
Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Many hundreds of people were out protesting in my sleepy corner of the burbs, in fact there were four demonstrations along a roughly five mile stretch of road going through three towns you've never heard of. So that's pretty cool. And pretty good.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Every video you make with Sora 2 costs OpenAI $5. This year they’ve spent the best part of a Trillion Dollars (one thousand billion) and brought in $12bn revenue. For them to be able to *break even* they’d need to increase the cost of every monthly subscription 10 times. They are so fucked.
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🔧Alan Wrench🔧 @alanwrenchdrag.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
the shuffle is now straight up just an algo order with a little shuffling. get out girl
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
you're already seeing & will see more stories about how various attempts at reducing energy use "aren't working," etc -- those are propaganda. this is fantastic
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
illustration, oh!x, magazine (1990) archive.org/details/OhX-...
a man with glasses on relaxing on a recliner(?), coffee table beside him, coffee in hand, a computer and sound system on a desk in front, a palm tree in a pot close by.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Got my performance review.
Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
cartridge belt, fake item "$45.00" (1983) archive.org/details/elec...
a kid with a 'cartridge belt' strapped across his white t-shirt, joystick in hand like a pistol, standing like a cowboy in a standoff. 80s humour.
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SeeroftheNight @seerofthe.net · 27/09/2025
Never mind his Wikipedia page, I just found out the OFFICIAL MODRETRO WEBSITE makes the connection between its' products and human suffering plain as day. There really are absolutely no excuses for people saying "I didn't know!"
Screenshot from the blogpost announcing the Chromatic where Palmer Luckey Proudly boasts "This reveal might seem out of nowhere given that most people know me for my work on virtual reality technology and lethal autonomous weapons systems" 

https://modretro.com/blogs/blog/the-future-is-retro
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tiny miracle 💖 @tinymira.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
you are cringe but you are free
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i'm da fagonator @fagonator.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
just found out that if you ever selected "ask app not to track" you're no longer eligible to be raptured
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tro @trog.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
we should go back to making games where they take place entirely within a screen built into some kind of horrid machine like you're peering into the game world from some sort of alien contraption
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2025
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...
➼ Disney+, Hulu Bundle (with ads) is going up by $2 — from $11 a month to $13 a month.
Note: The price of the Disney+, Hulu Premium Bundle (no ads) is not changing. Currently: $20 a month.

➼ Disney+ Premium (no ads) is going up by $3 — from $16 a month to $19 a month.
Note: The price of Hulu Premium (no ads) is not changing. Currently: $19 a month.

➼ Disney+ (with ads) is going up by $2 — from $10 a month to $12 a month.

➼ Hulu + Live TV (with ads) is going up by $7 — from $83 a month to $90 a month.
Note: This plan is a bundle that also includes Disney+ and ESPN Select (all with ads).
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Stephanie, PhilosopHER @dragmestephanie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
What I would give to go swimming in a pool rn ……
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🔧Alan Wrench🔧 @alanwrenchdrag.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Philly Drag Moments That Snatch My Rella
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 21/09/2025
when you’re nice to me online this is how it feels
hand reaching out of the computer screen and rubbing a raccoons head
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🔧Alan Wrench🔧 @alanwrenchdrag.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
really wanna watch undert4le stream but im on vacation and ill cry :,)
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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PAPERBOXHOUSE @paperboxhouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Perfectionism Doesnt Lead Anywhere.
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🔧Alan Wrench🔧 @alanwrenchdrag.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
he just got a drag dad
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
lamenes, website, excerpt (2001 - 2002) lamenes.myrmid.com
shigeru miyamoto's 'seal of disapproval' (styled purple text font with black shadow). his serious face is in the middle of the seal and to the right the words 'he hates you' in small black text. white background.
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
toby fox: * I like to be inspired by random slop and roll around and roll around
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Nothing Beats a Jay Kay Holiday @jaykaybk.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I love do drag be gay
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 19/09/2025
Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.
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Raise Dead on Planet Jupiter @disastertown.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Bruh if we were 21% of the population a LOT of shit would be different
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(nsfw) Rabid Cowolf (18+) @rabidcowolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
We shouldn't let people forget the hatred and calls for violence people spread during the days they thought an lgbt person was responsible.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This is, uh... interesting. And just got more interesting.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
cartoon (1982) archive.org/details/OnPa...
company men are looking through large piles of resumes, sorting through applicants.
caption:
"hey, this guy from ucla has a lot of drive....his grades aren't great, but he made over 3 million points playing pac-man!"
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🔧Alan Wrench🔧 @alanwrenchdrag.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Happy Diva Baby FFS Day
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Without comment:
Oct 12, 2022 - Screen grab of a tweet from Jason Campbell:

Still from the Charlie Kirk show Charlie speaking. Underneath the quote from Charlie reads a quote from Charlie’s broadcast that day:

“I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage.”
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Sharing this entirely for other people who don’t want to get tricked into witnessing a close-up shooting. This is the first frame of the extremely close-up version that I saw spliced into a now-deleted cat photo. If you see this, get the fuck out, you’re about to witness death.
a video of Charlie Kirk at some event in a tent to the left of the frame. To the right, closer in the foreground, a person with short blonde hair in a tan baseball cap and a woman in a maga cap. This is visibly cut down from a longer video; the time code is visible near the bottom.
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On the Media @onthemedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Zombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 10/09/2025
Screenshot of an April 2023 Newsweek article. Headline reads:
"Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment"
Below is a photo of Charlie Kirk standing under stage lights with a microphone in his left hand, gesturing with his right hand
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 08/09/2025
Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist.
on.wsj.com
Epstein Birthday Letter With Trump’s Signature Revealed
Lawyers for Epstein’s estate have given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Turns out the only thing that was stopping fascists from churning out herrenvolk propaganda at scale was that they were talentless cheapskates who can't paint or draw and wouldn't dare pay someone else to do it.
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 07/09/2025
Cartoon Network website in 2004 #WebDesignHistory
Cartoon Network website in 2004
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Bunnybii @bunnybii.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Come see Tenna at SacAnime on Saturday!
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