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(CMDR) Alan Crowe

@alancrowe.bsky.social
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Dad (of humans and a canine). Husband. IT Infrastructure Consultant / Professional Nerd. Coffee addict. Lover of bacon. Yes sir, I can boogie. #Scotland #EliteDangerous Formerly @alancrowe73 on the hellsite.

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This required a lot more thought than I expected, but I ended up not going all the way back to my ZX Spectrum days. Apologies to Head Over Heels, Elite, Jet Set Willy, Space Harrier, Sabre Wulf, Nemesis, R-Type and many others. You haven't been forgotten 🙂. #My9Games
My 9 games. A 3x3 grid of the cover art for: 

Elite Dangerous
Civilization
Baldur's Gate
Command and Conquer 
Neverwinter Nights
The Lord of the Rings Online
Command and Conquer: Red Alert
Star Wars TIE Fighter
Worms
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Brenny @pissedoffinnh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😱
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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 25/09/2026
🔭 Globular Cluster Omega Centauri Image Credit & Copyright: Javier O. Cadenas Parra ap260925
See Explanation.  Clicking on the picture will download
the highest resolution version available.
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Union Thug™️ @theunionthug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning #BlueSky from the nor’easter soaked NYC. 🌧️
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
21.00 FILM: CASINO ROYALE WITH CHEESE
What they call that James Bond film in Paris.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 21 99🎯 98🎯 95🏅 100🎯 98🔥 Final score: 981 Chile again, but this time I got lucky. My highest score yet 🙂
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol. Lmao, even.
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Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nebula image wins Royal Observatory competition www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Nebula image wins Royal Observatory Greenwich competition
Ali Alobaidly is named Astronomy Photographer of the Year for his image of the Shark Nebula.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is brilliant. The only improvement I can think of would be to have Death's subtitles in ALL CAPS.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Each day stranger than the last.
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but the boyfriend is now Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, his girlfriend is a furious Hitler and the object of his attention is Ed Sheeran.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't ever ask me for a lift to Papua New Guinea. You'll end up in Guyana 😄
A screenshot of two announcements from maptap.gg. 

The first says:

"Achievement unlocked

Bold strategy

You scored 0 on a round. 
Technically still on Earth."

The second says:

"Achievement unlocked

Around the World

Your combined misses circled the Earth - 40,075km.

Your combined misses have now circled the planet. Congratulations?"
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think I've found one of @dankaszeta.bsky.social's alts 🙂
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
any phone is foldable if you're strong enough
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've worked in IT for over 30 years in 1st-, 2nd- and 3rd-line desktop and server support, before moving into consultancy 20 years ago. I've used Excel since 1995. In the past *WEEK* I finally learned how to use VLOOKUP (and the more flexible XLOOKUP) thanks to a colleague. Old dogs, new tricks...
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Outstanding work as usual
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Claire Laila Dines @freedomtodoubt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remember you all to watch Channel 4's 'Dispatches' at 10pm on Wednesday in which an investigative team spent a year investigating the finances of Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, aka Tommy Robinson, raising serious questions about the high-profile right-wing campaigner.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
techdirt.com
Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How about a nice bottle of Cavity Sauvignon?
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@mapquest.com
gulfof.mapquest.com
Lake Emerson and Palmer - MapQuest
Check out my custom map where I renamed Lake Ontario to Lake Emerson and Palmer!
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Virologist/molecular biologist Dr. Flossie Wong-Staal altered the trajectory of the global HIV/AIDS epidemic. First to clone HIV-1 & complete its genetic mapping, directly leading to life-saving antiviral drug cocktails. Most-cited female scientist of the 1980s. Born #OTD in 1946. #WomenInSTEM
A black-and-white portrait of Dr. Flossie Wong-Staal (1946–2020), the pioneering Chinese-American virologist who first cloned HIV-1 and mapped its genome. Sitting in her research laboratory, she faces forward with a composed, direct, and confident expression. Her dark hair is styled in a short, neat bob, and she wears long, slender dangling earrings. Over a dark, patterned blouse, she wears a crisp white laboratory coat. She rests her left forearm on a lab counter beside her, while her right hand holds a dark binder resting on her lap. The background shows a busy lab setting filled with shelves of scientific glassware, chemical bottles, and equipment, all slightly out of focus to draw attention to her. The composition places her slightly off-center, capturing an professional and scholarly mood that underscores her historical significance as a leading figure in molecular biology during the height of the HIV/AIDS crisis.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It is August 28th (just!). What the actual FUCK?
A picture of the movies section of Sky's electronic programme guide. Highlighted is a channel called "Great! Christmas", which shows only Christmas movies. This picture was taken at 0005 on Friday 28th August 2026.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'll take that... www.maptap.gg August 25 100🎯 96🔥 100🎯 98🎯 96🏅 Final score: 978
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I found a Rarity-83 word worth 95 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 842 points · 10 rare words. Only 4 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 6 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. playoutlier.com/s/2BLCMW
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OUTLIER · Day 96
player-5801 scored 842 on Day 96 — can you beat them?
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy "Jeremy Clarkson blathering on about his shitty A-level results and still turning out ok" day to all those who celebrate.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No doubt some of the papers tomorrow will feature pictures on the front page of women and/or girls indirectly viewing the eclipse with the headline "Colander Girls"
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Surrounded by women, lawmakers, and advocate champions, Gov. Maura Healey signed landmark legislation ensuring full abortion access in MA. Women have the fundamental right to choose for their own bodies. Healthcare is a human right, period!
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Jen Richards @smartassjen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Casting notice for UK trans women! I've been working on this passion project with my friends & mentors for years, and we are now looking to cast a young trans actor for one of the lead roles. This is an incredible part, one I hope to help make a future star.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I absolutely loved this story (the captions for the pictures of Odin and Kun-kun in the scanner and at the desk are lovely.) Possible candidates for Dogs of the Week, @weratedogs.com?
bbc.co.uk
We should smile at our dogs - a new scientific study reveals why
Scientists have worked out what is going on inside a dog's brain when it sees a human smiling or scowling.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
UK National Centre for Domestic Violence is a free, fast emergency injunction service to those at risk of all forms of domestic abuse regardless of their financial situation, ethnicity, gender or sexuality. Contact info for anyone who needs their help or knows someone who does 🫂
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ESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 06/08/2026
Today Webb opens a Treasure Chest filled with sparkling stars in this new view from the Carina Nebula. Read more 👉 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2… 🔭 #milkyway
A region of space filled with bright stars and clouds of gas. In the centre, the densest clouds form the shape of a chest with its lid open. The chest appears to glow from within. At its base it breaks apart into long pillars of thick gas. Many of the gas clouds in the background are dark orange globules, while others form large, pale hazes. 
ESA/Webb, NASA & CSA, M. Reiter
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains. I present to you the masterpiece that is "Screamadelica", by Primal Scream.
The cover art for the album "Screamadelica" by Primal Scream
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Monday's coming.
static.klipy.com
Bartlett West
Alt: In a clip from "The West Wing," President Bartlet (played by Martin Sheen) bangs his head on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Weirdest thing just happened. Water briefly fell from the sky.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Mark McManus as DCI Jim Taggart
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump: Gianni, this isn't what I meant by "golden shower."
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme
Aragorn and Theoden talking before the final journey to Minas Tirith in Rrturn of the King (3 panels)

Theoden: 6,000 spears, less than half of what is hoped for 

Aragorn: hey check it out, I found two more

Theoden: 6,002 spears. More than half of what is hoped for
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"We're joined by @explaintrade.com for a view on Trump's policy regarding the Strait of Hormuz. Dmitry... Your thoughts?"
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Blessing the timeline with this.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This really strikes a chord as a freelancer of 20 years who has been "subject to depression" (I like that turn of phrase) since the mid-90s after I dropped out of university. After this, treat yourself to watching the dinosaur reveal in Jurassic Park, from about 1:30 onwards. RIP, Sam.
youtu.be
Seeing the Dinosaurs for the First Time [CLIP] | Jurassic Park | TNT
YouTube video by TNT
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Karen Dalton Beninato @kbeninato.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Death passes Mitch and eyes Lindsey.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That really was a very good goal by Bellingham, and a terrific pass by Gordon.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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(CMDR) Alan Crowe @alancrowe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm surprised Trump hasn't just deported any player he thinks would stand in the way of the US winning the World Cup.
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