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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 2h

Patrons/Potential New Patrons! Here are the new monthly billing cycle membership tiers we have created. REMINDER: Patreon is forcing all creators to switch from per-creation billing to monthly billing by November 1st. On DEVIL’S NIGHT (10/30), we’re gonna run a big membership drive promotion!

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s not often we can say, “friend of the show” AND “one half of the TNA Tag Team Champions” in the same breath. In fact, there’s only one time we get to say it: when we mention Mr. @ryrynemnem.bsky.social! Watch him and his brother Nic defend this Thursday on AMC!

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Get ready to scream, Junkions, because it’s time for Stab-a-Thon!!! Drawing first blood, Brian & @weinbergs.bsky.social obey the rules and dial up the meta slasher film that started it all: Wes Craven’s SCREAM (1996) RsKT if you REALLY like scary movies! www.spreaker.com/episode/stab...

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

🚨HUGELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!🚨 Whether you are currently a Patron, have ever been a Patron, or are considering becoming a Patron, please take a moment to read about the upcoming Patreon billing model change. My sincerest thanks. www.patreon.com/junkfoodcine...

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Massively Important Message from Brian--Changes to Patreon Billing System! | Junkfood Cinema

Greetings Junkions! Brian here with a hugely massively important message. No, I am not changing my fast food French fry rankings, although

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This bony gentleman showed up in the JFC PO Box yesterday. I don’t know which of you maniacs sent me a birthday Skeletor but please know how much I appreciate it and you!

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“The Kiss” by Trevor Jones from THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Brian is old again today. 🎉 For his birthday, he wants to give YOU a present! For every like on this post, he will reply below with a movie recommendation, pic of a coveted Ninja Turtle, or a classic piece of fast food history!

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Matt Damon's Aging Transformation

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Coming next week 🔪🔪🔪 …if you dare to pick up your phone ☎️

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Safe to say CONGO really drives Mrs. Junkfood wild! Check out this clip…

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hold on to your sesame cakes, Junkions! This week, Brian & Mrs. Junkfood travel to the jungles of CONGO to find a lost city, killer apes, Taco Bell watches, & one more glorious entry into SepTIMber! Be a good gorilla like Amy, RsKT now! www.spreaker.com/episode/sept...

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Patrons! A new installment of JFC: Unshelled has dropped! Check your feeds! In Vol. 2, Brian tears through an eBay lot of different versions of The Core 4 heroes, and struggles to explain one of Michaelangelo’s…personal accessories. Here’s a clip…

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Westerns taught me to NEVER trust a man in a black hat. Now I am a man in a black hat…and dammit…those movies were dead right.

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sour cream AND onion? In THIS economy???

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HELLO!!!! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO DISCUSSSSSS OUR LORD AND SSSSSSAVIOR SSSSSSNAKE JESUSSSSSS??? #HardTicketToHawaii #ToiletSnake

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s time, it’s FINALLY time!!! Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social punch their HARD TICKET TO HAWAII and say aloha to love…also drug lords, “blowup” dolls, razor frisbees, killer snakes, & much MUCH more! RsKT now to make your feed paradise all the time! www.spreaker.com/episode/hard...

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Patrons! Are you ready for our first EVER video series: JFC UNSHELLED??? Brian is unboxing all the vintage TMNT figures of his new collection. It’s a total nostalgia pizza and you’ll get a weekly slice! Check your feeds for UNSHELLED VOL. 1: Down with the Muck! KOWABUNGA! #VintageToys #TMNT

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Starting to suspect that portrait of my parents above their fireplace isn’t actually them. 🤔

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Subway Cinema @subwaycinema.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Happy 80th, John Woo!

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Seriously, why are we disrespecting Robin Day? That’s a holy holiday…Batman!

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hey, Junkions, October programming is calling…🔪

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am not afraid to be corny on main

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Patrons! You precious unicorns didn’t think I was gonna leave your weekend in darkness, did you? Check your feeds for the latest installment of SepTIMber: A “mini”-sode wherein Brian & Adam Charles discuss the stuff of LEGEND!

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

New episode dropped from above! In this main-feed installment of SepTIMber, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social pass the basket for a little hostage comedy funnier than all holy hell Get ready to praise the lord & PASS THE AMMO! Can I get a RsKT?!! #RIPTimCurry www.spreaker.com/episode/sept...

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So we got Ethan HAWKE and Russell CROWE in a movie about a grizzled veteran stealing gold to provide for his family… …and they DIDN’T title it Birds of War?!!! Hell, considering the plot, I’d have accepted Nest Egg! Come on, Hollywood! Money. On. The. Table.

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

SepTIMber is coming out of the shadows once again! This time, Brian & Josh Griffey of @misfit-parade.bsky.social take a big ass toke off the weed of crime and discuss 1930s OnlyFans in this full exclusive commentary for THE SHADOW! Your feeds are shining, Patrons, but the ice is slippery.

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lord have mercy on our souls, it’s a new episode! This week, the worst little podcast in Texas takes a bittersweet trip to THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS…where there ain’t nothing dirty goin’ on. RsKT if you too will always ALWAYS love Dolly! www.spreaker.com/episode/the-...

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Patrons! We’re setting sail on SepTIMber! A month-long exclusive miniseries celebrating one cinema’s greatest! The maiden voyage? Brian and his brother Blake follow a map of nostalgia to MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND in this full-length commentary! Shiver me TIMbers! www.patreon.com/junkfoodcine...

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s chop til you drop on this week’s JFC!!! Brian & @weinbergs.bsky.social go to the mall today, but they’re not alone now. They will try to survive Corman’s KILLBOTS (aka CHOPPING MALL)!!! Thank you (for your RskT), have a nice day! www.spreaker.com/episode/chop...

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Literally me right now at my son’s baseball game in Texas…on Judgement Day.

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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

As if this week wasn’t dogshit enough, we lost Peter Cullen too! What an icon. I hope he knew and relished how much Optimus Prime’s funeral in the ‘86 animated movie traumatized an entire generation. RIP and roll out.

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It’s your one-way ticket to midnight (snacks)! Brian & Cargill invite you to take that ride on HEAVY METAL! Are you ready to rock Canadian style? This episode has everything: music, boobs, Jaws, short-lived Joe Pesci sitcoms? If you’ve got an angle, RskT now! www.spreaker.com/episode/heav...

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Out of respect, I think we should all stop eating sesame cake today.

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And now Tim Curry???? Why is 2026 taking all my heroes??! RIP to the legend who never met a gig that was beneath him; who turned any and every role into a tour-de-force performance. He has ascended to…SPACE! youtu.be/U_U59u69tys?...

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Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Goodbye Dolly, we will always love you. Absolutely gutted. At least she’s reunited with Dabney Coleman (for the second time). youtu.be/F4TjTXBIpbY?...

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The Beverly Hillbillies - Dolly Parton

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Watch out for your John Brown hind parts! This week, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social remember the amazing Hayden Panettiere as they REMEMBER THE TITANS! This episode may not be perfect, but it WILL be perfect RsKT now to make them remember forever! www.spreaker.com/episode/reme...

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Reggie deserves to rest in peace. Please help if you can.

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