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Werewolf Bar Kochba

@dickius.bsky.social
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Former Elected Official. Anti-Fascism. T1 Beetus. Pharisee. Jurisprudence fetishist, inactive in 3 bars. Could do without sea lions. #AbolishTheSenate He/Him

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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have to wake up tomorrow at 4:45am and I was hoping to see the Eagles score at least one (1) point before I go to bed.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles need to put Garrett Stubbs under center.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JFC
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have also not taken a snap in the last three years.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the national song should henceforth be performed only by mariachi bands. this is a winning platform for a democrat in 2028. you’re welcome.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
קדימה ציפורים
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 28/09/2026
I said my piece on it way back in 2016, before he was elected, and every word holds up. (It is maddening to me that Vox has paywalled all my old pieces, by the way.)
vox.com
The question of what Donald Trump “really believes” has no answer
It is a category error.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s pretty fucked up that there’s a major American city called St. Louis.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Zman Simchateinu would be a good and appropriate time for it to happen.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can’t stop giggling
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmao dallas sucks
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Rural Jurorer
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Tiffany Trump Network
Trump cancels nearly $1
 billion in spending
 approved by Congress, a
 move some lawmakers
 called illegal
 © CBS News.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Employees of American Airlines explained to me today that their Bombardier planes aren’t capable of transporting standard-sized carry-on luggage and that it’s not possible for their flight attendants to move through those planes without constantly bumping into passengers. This leaves me wondering 🤔
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleegix.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Zman Simchateinu would be a good and appropriate time for it to happen.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
American Airlines is out there doing the hard work, every single day, finding new ways to be atrocious.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good Shabbos and Chag Sameach to everyone except Imperial Grand Wizard John Roberts.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just received a shipping confirmation from Williams-Sonoma for an item I ordered on September 17. September 17, 2024.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
American fucking Airlines just (briefly) kidnapped my minor child.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Visited a major American university today and the sukkah on campus is smaller than the one at my house and I’m not even all that religious
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seems to me that if you’re a judge and there’s a certain notorious criminal who appears in your court as a litigant more often than any other litigant, you shouldn’t be accepting invitations from that criminal to dine at his house.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
rich man step on my poor head when you get back you better butter my bread
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know when the ophthalmologist dilates your eyes and then shines the world’s brightest light in them? Fuck that guy.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Half the people on this plane haven’t put their phones in airplane mode and you can tell which ones because their phones keep playing the amber alert noise every 10 minutes
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lo, they are the heroes of old, the men of renown!
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So close.
Werewolf Bar Kochba
 @dickius.bsky.social
 Do you know what Pierre said?
 9:25 PM • September 24, 2026
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 I don't give a shit.
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TheRabbiStrom @rabbistrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jalen Hurts Smiles After Philadelphia Eagles Game
ALT: Jalen Hurts Smiles After Philadelphia Eagles Game
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank God for Jalen Hurts
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Third place.
NFC East standings, showing “Dallas Cowboys” in Third Place.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just landed. Dallas Sucks.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am strongly opposed to the death penalty, except for people who watch videos with the sound on in public waiting rooms.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How was I supposed to remember the 21st night of September when I had no caffeine on the 21st morning of September? I want a do-over.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why do gentiles think the Torah was written in Aramaic, part 33.
@iamsalome.bsky.social @iamsalome.bsky.social
In the bibir, the part that says "thou shalt not suffer a witch yo live" is actually a mis-translation.
The original Aramaic said "poisoner" not witch.
• @ebisback.bsky.social 13h ago
Controlling the masses. *
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Who knows why we were taught to fear the witches, and not those who burned them alive.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad is technically only three words.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
dammit, forgot to poast all my good Fast of Gedaliah jokes. will have to save them for next year.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dallas sucks.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy New Year to the Jewish politicians who inundated me with spam texts as I stood in shul on Rosh fucking Hashanah.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 11/09/2026
Here's what I think about when I think back on 9/11. The attack happened on the watch of a Republican president who had been warned, repeatedly & explicitly, that an attack was coming. He dismissed those warnings.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy new year to everyone except the author of this recipe.
Place a clean kitchen towel over pot, cover with
 a tight-fitting lid, and secure the loose edges of
 the towel on top of lid. Cook on medium heat
 until pot is beginning to steam, about 5-10
 minutes (no peeking!), and then reduce heat to
 very low. Let cook slowly, without stirring or
 peeking, until rice is cooked through, about 35-
 40 minutes. Turn off heat and let plov rest for
 about 15 minutes without removing lid. Check
 for doneness, and if need be, let cook 10
 minutes longer.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
HERE'S TO THE NEW YEAR
 MAY SHE BE A DAMN SIGHT BETTER
 THAN THE OLD ONE
- Sherman T. Potter
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
big if true
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck you, then
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good Shabbos to Edmundo Sosa and nobody else.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don’t Marcheshvan your Elul.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good Shabbos to everyone except Hyundai Motor Finance.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My child, just off the plane after 6 weeks in Eretz Yisrael: “The whole country is balagan. No, it’s tohu vavohu!”
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is JFK airport serious with this shit?
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m watching Season 2 of The Pitt (I’m halfway through) and keep getting distracted by the subplot of the doctor who is being deposed in the afternoon on July 4th. Wondering how they got a court reporter to agree to show up. Or defendant’s counsel for that matter. No spoilers please.
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Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
These ESPN broadcasts are basically unwatchable. They should get their baseball games produced by someone who doesn’t hate baseball.
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